Welcome back to Sunday Stealing. Sunday Stealing originated on WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. Here we will steal all types of memes from every corner of the blogosphere. Our promise to you is that we will work hard to find the most interesting and intelligent memes. You may have heard of the expression, “honor amongst thieves”. In that age-old tradition, we also have our rules. First, we always credit the blog that we stole it from and we will “fess up” to the blog owner where we stole the meme. We also provide a link to the victim’s post. (It’s our way of saying “Thanks!”) We do sometimes edit the original meme, usually to make it more relevant to our global players, to challenge our players, sometimes to select that meme’s best questions, or simply to make it less repetitive from either this new meme or recently asked questions from a prior featured meme. Let’s go!
Today we ripped this memeoff a blogger named Nikhil George Punnoose at the blog The Ego Chronicles. Nikhil states that he’s a sensitive, intelligent guy with his own set of values and principles that he tries to hold on to under any circumstances. We don’t know about that, but he does have a rather dark profile pic, no? He does not say where he found the meme. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? I’m taking the 5th on this one. I’ve read that people sue bloggers for derogatory comments such as this and I want to stay of the US Hit List.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? See the response right above. Let’s hope this doesn’t continue throughout this meme.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? Hawaiian.
4. What is your favorite cheese? Any that hasn’t been cut.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make? Peanut Butter and Jelly.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice? What do you think I’m a slut? pffft
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick? Here we go again. See the response right above. This is the second one. Warning! Warning! Danger, Will Robinson! I’m keeping track of this.
8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? However I want to spend it and I haven’t slept with two different people in a row just to let you know.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Most likely in the air wouldn’t you suppose?
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do? Here’s number 3. Getting quiet old already. See number 8 above.
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is…? Moonshine.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there? August 15, 1990 and bring back the medical breakthroughs we have had since then with me.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? Thom is King!!!!
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what’s the premise? Thom’s World And Welcome To It. Self explanatory.
15.What is your favorite curse word? Hocus Pocus!
16.One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the item? My wallet.
18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour? Kiss my ass goodbye.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What’s it gonna be? The power to get rid of my little blue pills.
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? This is Number 4. See 12 above.
21.You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? Number 5 and counting…See 12 above.
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin’! What country are you going to live in now? See number 14 above.
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be? Are you talking about an exam, poles, setting them, or a place where drinks are served? Be more specific.
24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question…. If you did, then we’ll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like “Dude, check it out…I can FLOAT!”? Well since I’m FLOATING I guess wherever the wind takes me don’t ya think?
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life? It’s got to be Phyllis Diller with all that absorption of crap.
26. The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? No one. I can see it now. You think the Wicked Witch of the West was nasty, just let me not pick every family member or friend. I’ll pass thank you.
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Cheers to all us thieves!
Hey, it’s only my opinion.
A Hui Hou
22 Responses to “Sunday Stealing – The “What If” Meme”
I can’t get Hocus Pocus out of my mind now…but the joke that comes to my mind has focus in it…focus? Boffus? Oh never mind.
That PB&J looks so good right now. #1 —sue? How can then possibly? All you have to do is take down the name…they can’t prove it. Lordy, what’ll they come up with next.
LOL…Yeah I liked the hocus pocus mumbo jumbo as well LOL. I heard of a lawsuit about some blogger saying something bad on the blog about a star. I wish I would have paid more attention as to who it was and what was said. Was a big bruhaha
This was a stupid meme… I think I answered a similar one many many MANY moons ago… but I either left out or answered similarly (in MY fashion) many of the questions.
I’m glad to see how questions like these are answered through your answers. I didn’t know how to answer this actually and I just wanted stay safe by not publishing my answers. Now let me see if this one goes thru
LOL…came through. Some of these meme’s sometimes are just too much. And when I see ones like this I just try and be as sarcastic as I can be LOL…well what else is new LOL
Today we ripped this meme off a blogger named Nikhil George Punnoose at the blog The Ego Chronicles. Nikhil states that he’s a sensitive, intelligent guy with his own set of values and principles that he tries to hold on to under any circumstances. We don’t know about that, but he does have a rather dark profile pic, no? He does not say where he found the meme. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!
What a strange meme this week…and I don’t blame you for not wanting to talk crap about anyone!
As far as a PB&J…you really don’t like to cook, huh? I think I would make a club sandwich
Indeed it was a very strange Meme. Nope cooking is not one of my favorite things to do at all. LOL I do like to Barbecue however
It was great to see Phyllis again. That last video was wonderful. Sometimes only PB&J will do. And #12 made me sad.
I liked the Thriller video the best LOL. Phyllis was a hoot back in the day. Well they asked the question so I had to go with my gut instinct on it
I can’t get Hocus Pocus out of my mind now…but the joke that comes to my mind has focus in it…focus? Boffus? Oh never mind.
That PB&J looks so good right now. #1 —sue? How can then possibly? All you have to do is take down the name…they can’t prove it. Lordy, what’ll they come up with next.
Mine’s here…Right here
LOL…Yeah I liked the hocus pocus mumbo jumbo as well LOL. I heard of a lawsuit about some blogger saying something bad on the blog about a star. I wish I would have paid more attention as to who it was and what was said. Was a big bruhaha
All Hail King Thom! Happy Sunday
You may rise woman LOL. How’s that? ROFLMAO
This was a stupid meme… I think I answered a similar one many many MANY moons ago… but I either left out or answered similarly (in MY fashion) many of the questions.
I really do wish you could go back on #12…
Yeah me to but somethings you just can’t. I’m not particularly fond of these what if type of things…pffft..
You did a great job with a crappy meme! Cutting the cheese was brilliant! LMAO!
Thanks this was shitty. I’m glad someone got that cheese one
half the questions could have been omitted from this meme and nobody would notice the difference… it was stupid but i still liked your answers
Totally totally agree with you. Real shitty meme this week
Glad you enjoyed however 
I would love to see your TV show! It would be hilarious
PB&J is a good choice for a sandwich…I think I’d pick grilled cheese! LOL!
Crap…why didn’t I think of grilled cheese…oh yeah…ya have to cook it LOL. Could you imagine that tv show…OMG…I’d probably be kicked off the airwaves
Did I miss Jon?
Robot rocks!
You sure did because I didn’t put him in here. I can’t believe it. I must not have been thinking yesterday LOL
I lvoe that robot as well 
Well… you broke my heart but then made me laugh, then did it all again. What a strange meme this was!
The PBJ looks good but I’ll keep my liverwurst and camembert thanks! LOL
Indeed this was a strange meme. Not their best one at all. OMG I haven’t had liverwurst in like forever. I love it. Camembert…never heard of
I’m glad to see how questions like these are answered through your answers. I didn’t know how to answer this actually and I just wanted stay safe by not publishing my answers. Now let me see if this one goes thru
LOL…came through. Some of these meme’s sometimes are just too much. And when I see ones like this I just try and be as sarcastic as I can be LOL…well what else is new LOL