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What’s Your Modern British Name? and Baskin Robbins Newest Ice Cream Flavor

written by Thom - August 23rd, 2010 at 3:05 pm

My first name sounds like a woman’s name….pffft



Your Modern British Name is Darcy Troy




Bollocks!

BASKIN ROBBINS NEWEST ICE CREAM FLAVOR

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In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: ” Barocky Road ”

Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.

The cost is $82.84 per scoop….so out of a hundred dollar bill you are at least promised some CHANGE…!

When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but after you pay for it, the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you at no charge.

You are left with an empty wallet, holding an empty cone, with no hope of getting any ice cream.

Are you stimulated?

Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou

46 Responses to “What’s Your Modern British Name? and Baskin Robbins Newest Ice Cream Flavor”

  1. Harriet Gracie….bleck!

  2. My British name is Violet Lexi

    I’ll be avoiding that Barocky Road!!

  3. My British name is Scarlett Beatrice!!! Think she’s any kin to that other Scarlet??? Have a great evening! xoxoxo

    Sylvia

  4. My name is Connor Cody, sounds like a Male Stripper or Porn Star. ?

    Like the New Ice Cream Flavour. I wonder what they could come up with for our Prime Minister.

  5. Barocky Road is so appropriate. Just a little chocolate, and very nutty, and facing a tough road.

  6. My name is Talia Lacey – sounds hookerish!

    …and the ‘change’ goes clunk!

  7. I don’t know if you know the crime stories “Midsummer murders” with Inspector Barnaby, because the names are from this movie, Troy was his assistant and Callie his daughter, lol ! But these names are not very modern !

    “Your Modern British Name is Callie Macey”

    I hope that ice cream doesn’t taste like it looks !

  8. Macy Talia signing in. Why doesn’t it sound British to me? But, what do I know about names ;)

  9. My Modern British Name is Gracie Edie – interesting as my granddaughter is called Gracie!

  10. I wouldn’t ‘touch’ Gattina’s comment about the taste of the cone at all. You know me!! [wink]

    Your Modern British Name is Florence Scarlett

  11. Lucia Mai knew that new BR flavor was going to be a dangerous one.

  12. Florence Mai — doesn’t sound terribly British to me.

  13. LOL! MY Modern British Name is Lucie Maisie – I LOVE IT! I think I’m going to KEEP it!

    I used to babysit a little boy named Darcy!

  14. My Modern British Name is Edie Olivia.

    The description was funny but I really want that ice cream cone. It looks so good. I love ice cream.

  15. pfft, if romantic novels (think: jane austen) are modern, then darcy is a modern name

    guess i’d make sure i’m the one behind in the line if i wanted that ice cream ;)

  16. Your Modern British Name is Darcie Edie. Interesting that we both have the same first name, just a different spelling.

    It took me a while to realize the ice cream flavor was an analogy and not a true flavor! Boy, I’m slow sometimes.

  17. I did not see that one coming. You are a riot!

  18. It seems to me that the only sensible thing to do is hang out at Baskin & Robbins all day waiting to stand in line behind the people who order that cone.
    ~India Sienna

  19. Frankie Florence. Huh?

    And to think Baskin Robins gave up French Vanilla for that. :)

  20. Isn’t that the truth Frankie. :)

  21. Your Modern British Name is Olive Tallulah?
    The cone cracked me up funny but that is one flavor that might not go over well!

  22. Awww and here I thought that ice cream looked so good…


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