What Type of Beer Are You? and Passport Letter
Well it’s Friday and I hope you have a good weekend. This is pretty much me and when I drink beer it’s always Budweiser.
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You Are Budweiser |
You are down to earth, well grounded, and practical. Some may even call you sensible.
You say what you mean and you mean what you say. You’re straight shooting and honest.
It’s likely that you’re more of a productive type than a creative type. You enjoy working hard.
You live in the now and enjoy every moment. You appreciate what you’ve got, and you’re also very humble about what you deserve.
The following was sent in by Sylvia at Sylvia From Over The Hill. Mahalo my friend. This is just too funny.
Dear Sirs,
I’m in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this.
How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a cable TV From them back in 1987, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.
For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you have on mysocial security card, and it is on all the income tax forms I’ve filed for
the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver’s license,
on the last eight damn passports I’ve had, on all those stupid customs
declaration forms I’ve had to fill out before being allowed off the plane
over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that are
done at election times.
Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother’s name is Maryanne, my father’s name is Robert and I’d be absolutely astounded if that ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!!
I apologize, I’m really pissed off this morning. Between you an’ me, I’ve
had enough of this bullshit! You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my fuckin’ address.
What is going on? Do you have a gang of Neanderthal assholes working there!
Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don’t want to dig up
Yasser Arafat, for shitsakes. I just want to go and park my ass on a sandy
beach.
And would someone please tell me, why would you give a shit whether I plan
on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do
something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I’d sure as hell not want to tell anyone!
Well, I have to go now, ’cause I have to go to the other end of the city and
get another fuckin’ copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $60. Would
it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist in
the issuance of a new passport the same day?? Nooooo, that’d be too damn easy and maybe make sense. You’d rather have us running all over the fuckin’ place like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some asshole to confirm that it’s really me on the damn picture – you know, the one where we’re not allowed to smile?! (bureaucratic fuckin’ morons) Hey, you know why we can’t smile? We’re totally pissed off!
Signed
- An Irate Citizen.
P.S… Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to confirm that it’s me? Well, my family has been in this country since 1776……..I have served in the military for something over 30 years and havehad security clearances up the yingyang………However, I have to get someone ‘important’ to verify who I am – you know, someone like my doctor WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN INDIA !
Sincerely,
You Sure In The Hell Should Know Who I Am.
………………… And you want them to run our health care?!?
Hey, it’s only my opinion.
A Hui Hou
Got any lime?
You Are Corona
You are outgoing, energetic, and very extroverted. When people talk about the “life of the party,” they’re talking about you.
You always have a good time when you drink. Kicking back with a couple beers makes your usual cheerful self even happier.
You enjoy the company of others, and you thrive in any social situation. No group is too big or too small for you.
You may like beer more than most people, but that doesn’t mean you aren’t successful or productive. You are a huge go-getter.
What Type of Beer Are You?
Blogthings: Take a Quiz. Annoy Your Friends.
Sure do.
With Corona you have to have it 
WOOT!!!
Well… never minding the fact that I HATE beer anytime and anywhere with anyone… I took the test anyway! It says…
You Are Heineken
If there is someone in this world who doesn’t mind being called a “yuppie,” it’s you. You’re proud of your material success. (I can not think of anyone who is prouder of NOT having “material” success)
You like premium brands and quality goods. You rather not drink if drinking means settling for a cheap beer. Well, THAT’s right! I’d much prefer to have a good margarita!
You are the type of person who works hard and plays hard. You’re a bit of a high roller, and you have to support your lifestyle. Ha hahahahaha ha ha!
You like to live well and enjoy the best things in life. You are up on the latest trends, and you always know where to see and be seen! Oy vey! I HATE beer! Beer does not know ME at all!
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And that letter would be TWICE as funny withOUT all the cuss words!
LOL I’m like you about the material things my darlin’ Margarita’s aren’t my favorite either. LOL I’d say it doesn’t know you either. Glad you read the letter despite the fact of all the cuss words
The post script is funny.
I didn’t take the test. I’ll just guess – I could be San Miguel beer
Okay I’ll buy that LOL
Glad you enjoyed 
Yikes I’m a Bud too, I should be a Corona!
Have a cool weekend
.-= Lyn – A Blog In The Rough´s last blog ..Wordless Wed. – Family Fish-Eye Funnies =-.
Anything is better than Heineken LOL
Have a great weekend as well 
This is one of the few beers I will drink.
You Are Guinness
You are hip, well educated, and a bit of a beer snob. It’s likely that you live in (or at least drink in) the city.
You won’t drink just anything, though you are somewhat adventurous about trying new beers. You consider yourself a beer aficionado.
You are concerned with how you look and how you seem. People admire you, and you enjoy being well thought of.
You are a social drinker and rarely drink alone. You feel more at home in a cozy pub than in your own home.
YIKES!!! Not me That foreign beer is all funny tasting. The only one I like is Corona
That is so you 
grrrr… i’m totally NOT heineken!
and i love the letter although i agree it would work at least as well without the cuss words (although i don’t mind a few now and again)
.-= juliana´s last blog ..Pipistrelle =-.
LOL…I can’t stand Heiniken…the beer that is. LOL Glad you enjoyed. I liked the letter. Yes it could have had a few less cuss words but it was good
I cannot believe this — I CANNOT believe this — but you’re right, that quiz works, would you believe I’m *Guinness*?! That’s what I drink! Of course I have to, it’s all our local pub serves.
What’s hilarious is that the description isn’t me AT ALL. I just drink Guinness LOL:
“You are hip, well educated, and a bit of a beer snob.[NOT] It’s likely that you live in (or at least drink in) the city.[NOT]
You won’t drink just anything, though you are somewhat adventurous about trying new beers. [NOT- if it's cold and free I'll drink it] You consider yourself a beer aficionado. [NOT]
You are concerned with how you look and how you seem. [ROFLMAO] People admire you, and you enjoy being well thought of. [Would I enjoy being thought badly of?]
You are a social drinker and rarely drink alone. [No comment.] You feel more at home in a cozy pub than in your own home. [NOT...going out requires a bra and shoes, innit? Pffft.]”
I’ve read the Australian version of that letter — it is so TRUE! When are they just going to chip us at birth and just scan us through the airport?! ROFL
.-= Susan at Stony River´s last blog ..Friday Flash 55: Oopsie =-.
OMG The little commentaries are just priceless. And every single one of them is spot on LOL. My mom thinks the H1N1 vaccine is putting that chip in us. ROFLMAO!
You Are Corona
You are outgoing, energetic, and very extroverted. When people talk about the “life of the party,” they’re talking about you.
You always have a good time when you drink. Kicking back with a couple beers makes your usual cheerful self even happier.
You enjoy the company of others, and you thrive in any social situation. No group is too big or too small for you.
You may like beer more than most people, but that doesn’t mean you aren’t successful or productive. You are a huge go-getter.
I drink Corona, but I don’t think this description is all that accurate.
And why is it that the phone company and cable company remember everything there is to know about me,and the government can’t keep track of any of it? And we’re supposed to feel secure from terrorists?
.-= quilly´s last blog ..Start Here: Doing Hard Things Right Where You Are, by Alex & Brett Harris =-.
LOL When ya figure it out you should win the Nobel prize LOL. Yeah not very accurate.
You Are Corona
You are outgoing, energetic, and very extroverted. When people talk about the “life of the party,” they’re talking about you.
You always have a good time when you drink. Kicking back with a couple beers makes your usual cheerful self even happier.
You enjoy the company of others, and you thrive in any social situation. No group is too big or too small for you.
You may like beer more than most people, but that doesn’t mean you aren’t successful or productive. You are a huge go-getter.
What Type of Beer Are You?
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but I do not even drink beer! I mean , I think I am ALLERGIC to beer. Imagine I was working in International Hyatt, travel the world and not drink even a beer! Sad, I know.
Thom, the letter… amazing and hilarious. Again, you know what, it is true, I can not IMAGINE, our healthcare going PUBLIC. OMG. Scary….” but Dr. Lulu….. you enhanced the WRONG BREAST! ” Now, did I just make a joke? lol
HUGS
shakira
p.s I am not uptight, you may flirt with me too.lol
.-= shakira´s last blog ..W33K3ND FUNNI3S-SILLY HAIKUS =-.
LOL…allergic to beer. Too funny. I only drink Budweiser myself LOL. The letter I didn’t do my friend. It was sent to me in an email. Most of the jokes are that way and I just pass them on
But I do like your joke LOL Too funny 
I was a corona which is my brothers favorite drink
That’s about the only foreign beer I like
You Are Corona
You are outgoing, energetic, and very extroverted. When people talk about the “life of the party,” they’re talking about you.
You always have a good time when you drink. Kicking back with a couple beers makes your usual cheerful self even happier.
You enjoy the company of others, and you thrive in any social situation. No group is too big or too small for you.
You may like beer more than most people, but that doesn’t mean you aren’t successful or productive. You are a huge go-getter.
What Type of Beer Are You?
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i go for light beer and the description sounds accurate. sometimes these quizzes amaze me.
that letter may be a joke but believe me, i am going through hell here just to get a decent copy of my corrected birth certificate. i have to fly from one city to another to get it rectified. now i have to fly again soon to a different city to get the final copy. all for that d—n passport!!! grrrrrrrrrr!!!
Yeah it does sound like you. I dope hope you have frequent flier miles. LOL