What Swimming Stroke Are You? and My Dogs
The choices for the answers were horrible on this. Butterfly…pffft
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You Are the Butterfly |
You are highly skilled and competent. You are a bit of a natural. IN SWIMING – WRONG And while you were born with many talents, you’ve also worked hard for what you know. Practice makes perfect! AGREED You make difficult things look effortless. You always carry yourself with grace. WRONG You try to live a life of balance that you can sustain over the years. You don’t run your self ragged.TRUE
This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare.
At first the lady said, “Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare”.
So I explained to her that my Dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can’t speak English and have no clue who their Daddies are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because they are dogs.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
My Dogs get their first checks Friday.
Damn this is a great country!
Hey, it’s only my opinion.
A Hui Hou
So is it safe to say you are not a person who adheres to Political correctness? I’m so glad you don’t!
So true my friend. So true
Since I seem to work at the um…Dog Pound in the afternoon, you made me grin.
Well I am glad you got enjoyment from this.
Thom, the epitome of PC!
My favorite swimming stroke is the one that puts me on the inflatable raft.
Indeed. Oh I’m so with you on the swimming stroke
This works for me!
Though it does seem a tad boring. 
But I’m sure that I could enjoy a inner tube ride down a lazy river. Have a wonderful day! Mwah! xxoo
You Are the Breaststroke
You are a happy and content person. You try to enjoy every day and every moment to the fullest. You don’t push yourself too hard, but you do try to stay consistent.
Slow and steady does win the race, and because of this, you’re miles ahead of everyone else. You live mindfully and intentionally. You take every decision seriously.
Mind if I join you on that inner tube ride down that lazy river? How fun
MWAH!!
They did away with old-style welfare here, you have to work for your check now. THAT’s more like it!
Ironically, I’m a Doggie Paddle.
“You are easygoing and very casual. You don’t like to work too hard.
You tend to do things your own way, and that usually goes pretty well of you.
You’ve been accused of being lazy at times, but people don’t realize how successful you actually are.
You just refuse to measure yourself by the world’s standards. You’re happy being quirky.”
Awwwwww… I wanted THIS one! I enjoy being quirky too! Susan, I do think this is YOU!
My darlin’ I couldn’t agree with you more about Susan
I think this is the one I like as well 
Quirky is as quirky does. 
More like it? pffft…If I have to work for my welfare check forget it ROFLMAO!!!
I see you as a butterfly and that knocked me out, hahaha ! With me it’s better
You Are the Backstroke
You can’t help but see the world from a completely different point of view.
You like to innovate and break the rules. You like turning things upside down just for fun.
You are very observant and visual. You are always looking around to see what’s going on.
You have many interesting theories and insights. You even surprise yourself with what you come up with.
I think that dogs earn welfare ! They watch your house, safe people, pull them out of ruins, and are the humans best friend.
LOL…Well I hope you are okay LOL
You are so right about dogs 
I am a backstroke too, must have been the large towel and swimming late in the afternoon, lol.
Your dogs need an XL towel too
I think they need a XXL size towel LOL
I love the dogs no matter how lazy
This is my swimming stroke:
You Are the Backstroke
You can’t help but see the world from a completely different point of view.
You like to innovate and break the rules. You like turning things upside down just for fun.
You are very observant and visual. You are always looking around to see what’s going on.
You have many interesting theories and insights. You even surprise yourself with what you come up with.
How did they know I sometimes like to break rules?…… lol!
Breaking rules is so fun to do LOL They hit the nail on the head
I love dogs lazy or not as well 
As it happens, my dogs are out working as security guards while I’m on my couch blogging. They tried to sign me up for welfare.
ROFLMAO!!! Did they manage to get it completed? LOL
I got the joke about the dogs in an email a couple of weeks ago. I haven’t made it to the welfare office to sign mine up yet, but must get there. I have two so just think of all that nice added income to the family!
WOOT!!!! Let us know how much you’re going to be getting
Let’s hear it for the dogs LOL
free style I guess,
very specific and interesting questions.
Happy Thursday!
Thanks and happy Thursday to you as well
I actually swim with my dogs every day (not in the winter of course). The dog with the webbed feet is usually afraid to get in and has to be tossed in by my son. The Schnauzer loves swimming!!
I think that is just hysterical. I wonder why he/she is afraid of swimming? Maybe you need to get the dog a life vest LOL
WHAT??? You DON’T carry yourself with GRACE? Surely you jest!
Mine matched Gattina today!
I’m a slob my darlin’ What can I say LOL
I got Doggie Paddle, too. Meh.
LOL
I Are the Breaststroke
You are a happy and content person. You try to enjoy every day and every moment to the fullest.
You don’t push yourself too hard, but you do try to stay consistent.
Slow and steady does win the race, and because of this, you’re miles ahead of everyone else.
You live mindfully and intentionally. You take every decision seriously.
That joke was Too Much. I wonder if it would work with my Cats.
When you give it a try let us know
That joke is very near the truth! :0
Indeed my friend. Indeed
Another interesting result here…
You Are the Backstroke
You can’t help but see the world from a completely different point of view.
You like to innovate and break the rules. You like turning things upside down just for fun.
You are very observant and visual. You are always looking around to see what’s going on.
You have many interesting theories and insights. You even surprise yourself with what you come up with.
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i have a pet dog named “heaven”… yes, he deserves “welfare” as he gives me unconditional love even if i’m too busy to care… he is the epitome of “man’s best friend” =)
Very interesting my friend
I certainly do like the unconditional love 
They are the best for that 
i are breaststroke? pffft, broken!
and i guess the dogs are more eligible for the welfare than many who get it
Indeed it is and they sure do
Dang….I need to get me a litter of pups!!!
You Are the Breaststroke
You are a happy and content person. You try to enjoy every day and every moment to the fullest.
You don’t push yourself too hard, but you do try to stay consistent.
Slow and steady does win the race, and because of this, you’re miles ahead of everyone else.
You live mindfully and intentionally. You take every decision seriously.
What Swimming Stroke Are You?
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Isn’t that the truth LOL
The breaststroke is indeed you 
You bet. The yard is squirrel and rabbit free.
ROFLMAO!!! WOOT!!!
what a lovely site, I love the real pictures…by the way, thanks for dropping at my site
Thank you my friend. You are most welcome
Glad you enjoyed 
I’m the backstroke. Yep, I sure am!
You can’t help but see the world from a completely different point of view.
You like to innovate and break the rules. You like turning things upside down just for fun.
You are very observant and visual. You are always looking around to see what’s going on.
You have many interesting theories and insights. You even surprise yourself with what you come up with.
Yup that sounds like you my friend
Cool! I’m getting a couple of dogs so I can quit looking for work!
You Are the Backstroke
You can’t help but see the world from a completely different point of view.
You like to innovate and break the rules. You like turning things upside down just for fun.
You are very observant and visual. You are always looking around to see what’s going on.
You have many interesting theories and insights. You even surprise yourself with what you come up with.
These quizzes are fitting you so well recently. When you get the dogs send me one would ya? Oooh wait, I don’t want them getting lost at sea so I’ll get one here LOL
Your jokes are as bad as your pictures LOL
I took the quiz and liked my result so I actually posted it
LOL…yeah but you love ‘em