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What Safari Animal Are You? and Sunday Morning Sex

written by Thom - March 12th, 2010 at 12:01 am

Well It’s Friday. I hope you all have a wonderful weekend. :) This is so true!!!


You Are a Lion


You are a highly charged, emotional person. You are very restless and energetic.
You tend to be moody and a bit impulsive. It’s easy for something or someone to get under your skin.

You are quick to take action. You act on your intuition, and you’re always ready to get going.
You are very sensitive and even a bit touchy. You have a pretty frightening temper.

SUNDAY MORNING SEX

The following was sent by Sylvia at Sylvia From Over The Hill. Thank you PhQB. Much appreciatd and very funny. Mahalo!!!

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.” Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

“Oh no, my dear, ” replied granny. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.”

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, “He’d still be alive now if that damn ice cream truck hadn’t come along.”

Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou

43 Responses to “What Safari Animal Are You? and Sunday Morning Sex”

  1. OJM
    March 12 2010 at 12:14 am

    OMG! ROFLMAO Only you would go there. That is too funny.
    Oh, btw, you safari animal is exactly you.
    .-= OJM´s last blog ..Whoop!New trailer for Twilight’s “Eclipse” =-.

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  2. Ebie
    March 12 2010 at 3:43 am

    This is so hilarious! Now the music from the ice cream truck is playing in my mind!
    .-= Ebie´s last blog ..A Puddle Full of Reflections =-.

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  3. Susan at Stony River
    March 12 2010 at 4:39 am

    I almost fell on the floor laughing at that one OMG!!

    I’m a Tiger:
    “You are an even tempered, controlled person. You assess situations carefully.
    You are aggressive, but you are never out of control. You pick and choose your battles.

    You are rational and calm. Even if something should effect you, you don’t let it.
    You are cool and calculating. People can rely on you, as long as they don’t cross you! ”

    No mention of me being orange…
    :-P
    .-= Susan at Stony River´s last blog ..Friday Flash 55: About Time =-.

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  4. Sylvia Kirkwood
    March 12 2010 at 5:15 am

    Hear me roar? Guess what? I’m a lion — surprise, surprise! Hope you have a terrific day, Thom! It’s Friday! Enjoy!

    Sylvia
    .-= Sylvia Kirkwood´s last blog ..Evening, Wisdom and Beauty =-.

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  5. Akelamalu
    March 12 2010 at 5:45 am

    OH MY LORD that was so funny!!
    .-= Akelamalu´s last blog ..Friday 55 Flash Fiction # 110 A Delicate Operation…. =-.

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  6. gigi-hawaii
    March 12 2010 at 7:05 am

    cute and very funny! I scream for more ice cream! LOL.
    .-= gigi-hawaii´s last blog ..It’s the bubbles! =-.

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  7. quilly
    March 12 2010 at 8:02 am

    I am a tiger! And I Sunday Morning Sex was a riot. Grandma will never have icecream again!
    .-= quilly´s last blog ..It’s In My Blood, by Shawneda Marks =-.

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  8. Stacie
    March 12 2010 at 8:07 am

    LOL This is too funny. I was laughing so hard I woke up Brittany. LOL

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  9. Melli
    March 12 2010 at 8:40 am

    Oh DARN those ice cream trucks! ROFL!

    You have a frightening temper! Hahahahahhahaha! I thought for sure I would be a Zebra … but no… Quilly and I are twin tigers!

    You Are a Tiger
    You are an even tempered, controlled person. You assess situations carefully.
    You are aggressive, but you are never out of control. You pick and choose your battles.

    You are rational and calm. Even if something should effect you, you don’t let it.
    You are cool and calculating. People can rely on you, as long as they don’t cross you!
    .-= Melli´s last blog ..Random Dozen… PLINK! =-.

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  10. Nessa
    March 12 2010 at 8:43 am

    That joke was so very funny.

    This could be me.

    You Are a Giraffe
    You are a down to earth and realistic creature. You are able to take the long view on things.
    You worry more than most people. You tend to see what’s coming before anyone else does.

    You are very quiet and reserved. You prefer being an observer to being the center of attention.
    You enjoy routine. You need structure in your life to feel truly happy and relaxed.
    .-= Nessa´s last blog ..Flash 55 – Avian Love =-.

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  11. shakira
    March 12 2010 at 9:02 am

    GOOD MORNING, DARLING!

    I am a LIONESS TOO….lol

    EXCELLENT 55!

    Happy 55!
    Happy Friday Follow!
    Happy Round Robin!
    Happy Friday Family!

    Have you a ROCKING and SEXY WEEKEND!

    hugs
    shakira

    FLASH FRIDAY-WHEN WILL IT END?

    WITH KAJ TANG-REN LINEHAN
    .-= shakira´s last blog ..FLASH FRIDAY 55-WHEN WILL IT END? =-.

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  12. Run DMT
    March 12 2010 at 9:06 am

    LMAO Well, aren’t you a regular Good Humor Man?! ;-) LOL :-P
    .-= Run DMT´s last blog ..Write of Passage =-.

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  13. Mama Zen
    March 12 2010 at 10:17 am

    I’m a Tiger!
    .-= Mama Zen´s last blog ..Seahorsey! =-.

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  14. Hazel
    March 12 2010 at 10:31 am

    Oh damn ice cream truck :-)
    .-= Hazel´s last blog ..Paper Sculpture =-.

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  15. RiA
    March 12 2010 at 11:17 am

    OMG!! i had to clean the tea off my laptop!

    I am a lion too!
    .-= RiA´s last blog ..Metamorphosis =-.

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  16. shakira
    March 12 2010 at 1:37 pm

    My dearest Thom,

    I am humbly inviting you and your friends to join me in a new meme that I have just created called,
    W33K3ND FUNNI3S!

    Please join me at W33K3ND FUNNI3S-THE CONFUSED CHINESE

    Your friendship and participation is highly appreciated.

    hugs
    shakira
    .-= shakira´s last blog ..FLASH FRIDAY 55-WHEN WILL IT END? =-.

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  17. Bill
    March 12 2010 at 3:38 pm

    I am also a Tiger,

    I laughed out loud at the joke, I am still chuckling.

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  18. Jenn@ You know... that blog?
    March 13 2010 at 6:20 am

    I’m a lion also – Lioness I suppose ;) And here I have always called myself a mother bear. Go figure.

    LOVED the ice cream truck ;)
    .-= Jenn@ You know… that blog?´s last blog ..6 Word Saturday =-.

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  19. juliana
    March 13 2010 at 9:50 am

    i are a lion(ess) too? pfft, broken!

    damn those ice cream trucks!
    .-= juliana´s last blog ..Another winter reflection =-.

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  20. kcinnova
    March 13 2010 at 1:01 pm

    That joke was wonderful! I’m still cackling under my breath. :D
    Now why do I have this sudden urge to visit Germany and listen to church bells? ;)
    .-= kcinnova´s last blog ..Friday memes =-.

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  21. Rosidah Abidin
    March 14 2010 at 11:33 pm

    LOL. Ice cream trucks are too much to take. I’m a giraffe like Nessa.
    .-= Rosidah Abidin´s last blog ..Fun Kindergarten Trip =-.

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