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What Kind of Storm Are You?, The Little Black Dress and The Job – Urine Test

written by Thom - February 11th, 2010 at 12:01 am

Oh this is sooooo me :roll:


You Are a Hurricane


You are downright deadly. No one would ever try to mess with you.
You are feared and rightly so. Once you get on the warpath, there’s no stopping you.

People know to get out of your way as soon as they can. You only pick up momentum as you progress.
You may calm down temporarily, but you always get a second wind. You’re one storm that takes a while to pass.

THE LITTLE BLACK DRESS

THE JOB – URINE TEST

(Whoever wrote this one deserves a HUGE pat on the back!)

Like most folks in this country, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government redistributes my money (taxes) as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck in my case, I am required to pass a random urine test (with which I have no problem). What I do have a problem with is the redistribution of my taxes to people who don’t have to pass a urine test.

So, here is my Question: Shouldn’t one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them?

Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ass – doing drugs, while I work. . .

Can you imagine how much money each state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check? I guess we could title that program, ‘Urine or You’re Out’.

Something has to change in this country — and soon!!!!!!!
“HAVE A GREAT DAY”

Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou

40 Responses to “What Kind of Storm Are You?, The Little Black Dress and The Job – Urine Test”

  1. Monica Lewinsky (except she wasn’t blonde.)

    I’m a thunderstorm.

    A New Old Fairy Tale

  2. This is the first quiz I’ve actually taken here, and I think it pegged me quite well. (although I dunno about the beautiful part)

    “You Are a Blizzard

    You are both dangerous but beautiful. People both welcome you and fear you. You can cause a lot of trouble and even destruction. Some would argue that you’re worth it though!

    You tend to overtake people and change everything. You aren’t subtle, but you are sometimes hard to see through. There is a quiet and stillness that you sometimes bring. Some find you to be quite peaceful.”

    Interesting!

  3. I have again the same result as you ! I am a hurricane ! we are dangerous people.
    Urine tests are easy to falsify. Take a little bottle with clean urine with you and put it in the bottle they will give you. Easy !

    • I should have known you would be a hurricane. Ahhh Madame Chat…they aren’t so easy to fool and do things such as that. They take the temperature of the sample and put a colored dye in the toilet. When it’s random you never know when you are going to be called in and if things don’t add up…well…who knows…

  4. I think I may know a few blonds like that LOL

  5. Do you agree that you’re a hurricane, Thom? Because I do that I am :-)

    Lewinsky’s dress was blue, wasn’t it? She might have said the same thing to Linda Tripp lol!

  6. The little black dress thing made me laugh, even though I’m blonde!

    I agree with you about the urine test.

  7. You Are a Blizzard

    You are both dangerous but beautiful. People both welcome you and fear you.
    You can cause a lot of trouble and even destruction. Some would argue that you’re worth it though!

    You tend to overtake people and change everything. You aren’t subtle, but you are sometimes hard to see through.
    There is a quiet and stillness that you sometimes bring. Some find you to be quite peaceful.

    What Kind of Storm Are You?
    Blogthings: Cheaper Than a Therapist

  8. That’s a VERY interesting point about the urine test! Personally I think that instead of handing out welfare, there should be government-funded jobs in every locality, with free childcare. Sure, give them a living wage to support their kids, but let them work for it, even if the job is mundane like scrubbing graffiti or pushing a broom in the local courthouse.

    That blogthings thing makes you sound like some kind of psycho ninja, btw.
    :roll: indeed! LOL

    • Well take it from this psycho ninja I’m in total agreement with you. Get them off their asses to earn that but also include that urine test if you ask me :)

  9. Hurricane Harriet- duh.

    Thunks finally posted.

  10. You are a bit temperamental and unpredictable. You have a lot of pent up energy.
    You don’t strike often, but when you do it can be deadly. You can be extremely destructive.

    People find you to be amazing and awesome. You can be a bit scary at times, but that just adds to your appeal.
    You tend to get other people excited whenever you’re riled up. You aren’t usually the only storm in town.

    well, that’s what the quiz says about thunderstorm and for once it makes at least some sense ;)

    interesting point about the urine test but these things usually fail in practice.

    toothpaste, eh? ;)

    • Well I do believe my friend that it describes you well :) The urine test…at least it would be a start. It makes total sense to me. :) That’s what she says…I highly doubt it however ROFLMAO!!!

  11. Hmmm. I was a sick, single mother on welfare 1978-1980 til I married my husband. I am so glad he came by and rescued me!

    • Me too my friend. I’m glad of that as well. Granted there are those that can’t help but be on welfare, but it still doesn’t excuse them from getting tested, if it ever came to being. Which I highly doubt. Problem with a lot of things it’s the few that spoil it for the mass :)

  12. Didn’t you post that “little balck dress” once before?

    I am absolutely in agreement with the urine test.


    You Are a Thunderstorm


    You are a bit temperamental and unpredictable. You have a lot of pent up energy.
    You don’t strike often, but when you do it can be deadly. You can be extremely destructive.

    People find you to be amazing and awesome. You can be a bit scary at times, but that just adds to your appeal.
    You tend to get other people excited whenever you’re riled up. You aren’t usually the only storm in town.

    • I don’t think so. Maybe as something else but not the picture like that. Maybe I did. Oh well :) I knew ya would be. And that test is so you :)

  13. On your rant, I agree you make an interesting point. My libertarian senses say that as that you are a driver, there is a bit of a difference. And while mom shouldn’t be smoking pot, I don’t think I’d want her kids to go hungry because she went to a party. I think our collective money problem is that 99% of wealth is with 1%. There has never been a time like that in this country before…

  14. Oh oh….well now, come June and thru November I must have you and your storm’s wrath on my sidebar…A hurricane. When you blow through our area [IF you blow through...stay to the east of OUR home, okay?] Guess this means I’ll have to call it a Thom-tracker.

    I gotta go see what I am of course. Your quizzes always make me stop and check ‘em out y’know.

    Hope your day has been terrific. And as always, thank for visiting!!

  15. I’m a thunderstorm and I’m late getting here today! Love the black dress thingy – I agree with Nessa! Hope you’ve had a good day, Thom! And may you have an even better weekend!

    Sylvia

  16. I’m a Blizzard – ‘dangerous but beautiful’ – what am I a Bond girl? LOL!
    Loved the little black dress blonde joke.
    I so agree about the urine test and I like Susan’s idea of having them work.

  17. That quiz had the nerve to call me a blizzard. In poor taste under the circumstance, don’t you think? Don’t these quizzes have any feelings at all?

    But now that I’ve seen Carletta make the Bond-girl reference, I may have to consider my position. My favorite guy on tv, Craig Ferguson, is collecting “followers” in his hollowed out volcano for his skeleton robot army. Sounds right up my alley. ;)

    Maybe this blizzard thing isn’t too bad after all. LOLOL Mwaha! xxooo

    P.S. If you’ve been wondering if I’ve been going stir-crazy being stuck inside this dorm room, you now know. You’re damn right! LOLOL Mwahahahaha! (Not to be confused with Mwah! :P )

    • Shouldn’t it be Bwahahahaha! LOL. too funny. You poor thing stuck in the dorm room during all of this. Skeleton robot Army? Hmmm sounds interesting :) MWAH

  18. I’m afraid I’d be a blizzard… and after 2 blizzards in one week, I really can’t take another!!

    Hmmmm… you might have something there with the Urine Test.


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