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What Email Function Are You? and World’s Shortest Fairy Tale

written by Thom - November 10th, 2009 at 12:03 am

I have no system really. I gotta do what I gotta do.


You Are Archive


You are competent, organized, and careful. You know how to stay on task and focus on the most important thing.
You like to have everything in its place. Messes and chaos completely stress you out.

You have a system for almost everything in your life, and you don’t like to deviate from it.
Calendars, routines, and having things in a certain order keeps you calm. You don’t like to shake things up too much.

WORLD’S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’ The girl said, ‘NO!’ And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End

Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou

52 Responses to “What Email Function Are You? and World’s Shortest Fairy Tale”

  2. Rosidah Abidin
    November 10 2009 at 3:12 am

    2

    I love Nessa’s comment ;) . LOL

    You Are Reply
    You are friendly, caring, and warm. What goes on in your friends’ lives matters to you.
    You are an excellent listener, and you give good advice. Lots of people seek your input, and you’re more than happy to give it.

    You believe that social ties are important, and you never ignore a friend. You communicate as often as possible with those you love.
    You always have words of encouragement, support, or follow up questions. You are gifted at keeping the conversation flowing.

  3. angie
    November 10 2009 at 3:22 am

    3

    I had to try this after seeing your results I was reply. LOL that is too funny since I do love to reply

  4. Bill
    November 10 2009 at 4:07 am

    4

    I are Reply, I really wonder if these quizzes are fixed. liked the tale,

  5. Nicole
    November 10 2009 at 4:09 am

    5

    Hubby still does all of the above ;)

  6. G-Man
    November 10 2009 at 5:30 am

    6

    *sniff*…Thats the greatest story ever told!

  7. Melli
    November 10 2009 at 5:34 am

    7

    I didn’t like any of the answers for those questions. I picked the closest ones – but they weren’t really very close — and it just LIED and LIED about me! It’s broke!

    Cute fairy tale!

  8. Sylvia Kirkwood
    November 10 2009 at 5:46 am

    8

    I’m an archive — in other words, chained to my computer. And that’s definitely my kind of fairy tale — I’m just the female version.

    Have a great day, Thom!

    Sylvia

  9. Barbara H.
    November 10 2009 at 7:17 am

    9

    I got Archive, too.

  10. quilly
    November 10 2009 at 8:45 am

    10

    That stupid test called me SPAM! How totally rude and untrue! Spam is insulting and invasive and unwelcome and if I could get my hands on whoever made that test I just might prove this answer true!

    As to the fairy tale — I am certain the woman lived even more happily-ever-after when she ran into the guy on the street 10 years later and realized he was still wearing the same shirt.

  11. Modern Mom
    November 10 2009 at 9:09 am

    11

    Lol, lol, lol. I’m sure the girl lived happily ever after too. :)

  12. Akelamalu
    November 10 2009 at 9:12 am

    12

    My God this is so accurate it’s scary!!!!

    You are Spam
    You are disciplined, justice oriented, and a bit picky. You set standards in your life, and you expect other people to follow them.
    You’re very honest… sometimes brutally so. You’re not afraid to call a spade a spade.

    You’re also the first to call someone out for doing something shady. You don’t like it when someone takes advantage of other people.
    You always try to do the right thing in your life, and you make sure others are being treated fairly. You’re sometimes annoyed, but that’s the price you pay for being vigilant.

    BTW that fairy tale is not funny! ;)

  13. Larisa
    November 10 2009 at 10:20 am

    13

    Well, Archive may not be how you see yourself, but the description is perfect for me, and truth being stranger than fiction, I actually got that result on the quiz too. :D

    As for the fairy tale, he must not have loved her too much if her rejection left him so happy. It probably was all for the best. (And just for your general fund of information, not all women are interested in men for their money.) ;)

    Mwah! xxoo

    • Thom
      November 10 2009 at 11:07 am

      13.1

      You mean there are women out there that look past dollar signs? ROFLMAO!!! Just kidding…well maybe not. LOL Yes I think that is accurate for you but Spike? Not so much. LOL MWAH :)

  14. juliana
    November 10 2009 at 10:52 am

    14

    i don’t know why i even bother to take these quizes… the given answers are total bullshit and the result… well, i got archive too. pft

    i like the fairy tale (tail?)

    • Thom
      November 10 2009 at 11:08 am

      14.1

      ROFLMAO “tail” LOL Too funny. I agree about them being bullshit but they are fun bullshit. I just wish they would give more choices, but there again if they did how could the rig them as the do? ROFLMAO

  15. Susan at Stony River
    November 10 2009 at 11:36 am

    15

    ROFLMAO at Quilly’s comment — until I realise that ‘there goes my husband’. Marriage didn’t stop him from all that!

    I’m also Archive… weird. They suggest I’m *organised*…
    LOL

  16. Dr. John
    November 10 2009 at 1:51 pm

    16

    I ended up being delete.
    That really was a fairy tale.

  17. amanda
    November 10 2009 at 2:47 pm

    17

    OMG That is not a fairy tale it is a Dream! LOL!
    Ok I am
    You Are Reply
    You are friendly, caring, and warm. What goes on in your friends’ lives matters to you.
    You are an excellent listener, and you give good advice. Lots of people seek your input, and you’re more than happy to give it……
    Probably cuz I don’t fart or leave the toilet seat up! ppfffttt!

  18. amanda
    November 10 2009 at 2:48 pm

    18

    OMG I almost forgot
    xoxoxoxoxox
    Cuz I’m so caring ;-)

  19. Doug
    November 10 2009 at 6:23 pm

    19

    Is a quiz an email function? And is that a fairy tale? It seems familiar.

  20. Hazel
    November 11 2009 at 4:22 am

    20

    farted whereever he wanted? – that’s what he got for not marrying hahahah…

    I am Delete

    You are busy, no nonsense, and super productive. You don’t have time for distractions in your life.
    If something bothers you or upsets you, you try to get it out of your mind as quickly as possible.

    You’ve been known for dropping conversations, friends, and even jobs that are toxic to you. You have no problem letting go.
    You look to the future and don’t hold on to the past. In your opinion, the past often ties you down… and you’d like to be as free as possible

    Now it sounds me :-)

  21. Dulce
    November 11 2009 at 11:50 am

    21

    The Best Joke I’ve read so far these two weeks! I love it And agree with the guy deciding NOT to get marriewd

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