What Childhood Toy Are You?, a Birthday and You May Be a Taliban If…
Well it’s Monday. I hope you had a great weekend. 
Well this is pretty much me I think.
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You Are a Kite |
 You’ve always been a dreamer, and you started dreaming at a very early age. You can get lost in a fantasy. As a kid, you were happy to let your imagination go wild. The smallest things can spark the biggest ideas. You can get lost in your own inner world simply by flying a kite. |
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Alice at I Was Born2Cree8 celebrated her birthday last Friday, January 8th. I just found out from reading her blog yesterday. Alice I hope you had a very happy birthday and I wish you many many more my friend. HBD!!!
The following was sent in by our good friend Harriet at I am Harriet. Mahalo my friend. Much appreciated.
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon “unclean.”
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
10. You’ve always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.
Hey, it’s only my opinion.
A Hui Hou
not to mention…they seem to love making threatening videos for TV newscasters…being that “TV is dangerous”. Loved this.
AND–dropped by to tell you I just now posted the tag from you about the “Eminent Eights”.
Have a great Monday Thom
Isn’t that the truth. I’m glad you liked. And yes I read it…was just wonderful…Bud Cheats ROFLMAO!!!
Happy Birthday Alice!
A Kite sounds like a nice thing to be.
(my baby is sitting beside me now saying “Stoppy. Stoppy.” so I think I have to go LOL
Okay well go…she takes priority over blogging any day LOL
Happy Birthday to Alice!
Mahalo my friend.
Favorite subject in school: Recess Lol!
I’ve always wanted to play a kite when I was little, but they say it’s for boys… parents could be weird. I am Blocks. Happy birthday to Alice. The Taliban – that is such an amazing observation about them!
ROFLMAO!!! That is the best answer out LOL. Love it.
Kites a boy thing? I didn’t know that? Parents can be weird LOL
Hi Thom, it’s early morning here. I took the quiz and I’m a doll. I thought, what? I wanted to be a kite!
LOL…Maybe you are a doll kite LOL
doll kite blocks. a girl is a many-splendored thing
Your killing me here LOL
Too funny…
I supposedly am a doll:
“You’ve always been a nurturing person, even when you were too young to nurture anyone else.
You tend to be very socially oriented. Other people matter to you, and you are very compassionate.
You are naturally intuitive and understanding. You love people for who they are.
It makes you feel valued to be needed. You like have others depending on you, and you’re always happy to lend a hand. ”
I’m not all that social — I like my alone time, too!
Yep the Taliban is full of inconsistencies.
More than full on inconsistencies LOL. Was worth a good laugh however
Yeah I need alone time as well. I think we all do 
love your post and I believe you are like me and still have a bit of your childhood hidden inside because your post are always so imagnative which is what I like about you
Thank you my friend. Being an adult can be boring most of the time so I try not to think that I am most of the time LOL
Happy Birthday Alice! And thank you Harriet
Fun and funny all before bed! I think some of the tribes I served with would agree with those assessments of the Taliban.
Cheers!
Glad you enjoyed this my friend.
Happy birthday, Alice.
I think “You might be a Taliban if” humor really ought to be expanded. Thank you for your service. I’ll take a shot:
You might be a Taliban if “death to the crusaders!” is old hat but you perk right up when you hear a drone.
You might be a Taliban if your idea of civil engineering involves one less bridge.
You might be a Taliban if you leave a gentleman’s club and can’t shut up about the dancers’ “cloth clear out to here!”
You might be a Taliban if your school had an open roof and closed books.
You might be a Taliban if you win a redneck look-alike contest sitting in back of a Japanese pick-up truck.
Did anyone tell you that you are brilliant. These are just great and too funny. I love the one about the dancers and the drone. FANTASTIC
I’m a doll.
Happy birthday to Alice!
I love the Taliban post, especially #4. Haha.
Have a good day.
Glad you enjoyed my friend
we seem to have much in common this year, says one kite to another
LOL…maybe it’s been like that longer than we both knew hmmmm…and a kindred spirit between us
Happy bday to Alice!!!
You Are Blocks
You’ve always been a architect of projects, even when you were a kid.
You tend to dream big, and there’s a part of you that feels like you can build anything.
You are highly inventive and imaginative. As a kid, you didn’t need fancy toys to make you happy.
You could make a game out of anything. You were (and are) very resourceful.
Now I realize how I have missed blogging, quizzes and everything. Life is sweet. Got my prize and I LOVE it, thanks so much, I will wear it down to Chile on Wed! **doing the happy dance wearing a Hawaii cap**
I’m glad you got it my friend. And have a great time down in Chile
Be safe 
I am a kite, too. I loved the Taliban “you might bes”, Doug’s new ones, too. And I hope Alice had a happy birthday.
Glad you enjoyed. Doug’s add-ons were the bomb!
Thom… thanks so much for the B’day wishes, and thanks to all who commented wishing me happy B’day. U R all Gr8!!!
I will find out for sure, though am guessing I’m also a kite as it describes me pretty good. I’ve always been a bit ‘flighty’, haha.
Love the Taliban jokes. Hey, if you can’t kill ‘em, laugh about ‘em. Haha.
Love & Hugs to you, my friend!!
Well I hope you had a wonderful day my friend. I’m just like you a bight flighty as well…two peas in a pod
Glad you enjoyed 
Hey there! Your interview is up!
I was out, but I think there was a server issue this afternoon, which would account for the lack of traffic. SURELY everyone wants to know whether you prefer Coke or Pepsi…
I saw and it was truly awesome. Thanks so much for doing that. The thing they might want to know the most is what I use them for ROFLMAO!!! You are the best
I knew it!
You Are Crayons
You’ve always had a creative, artistic streak – even when you were a kid.
You were the type of child who could spend hours with a box of crayons or markers.
Even now as an adult, colors and design matter to you. You are probably very fashionable and stylish.
Maybe you even dabble in the arts from time to time. You certainly still have the talent.
That fashionable and stylish thing is totally bogus – but other than that, this is ME! And I do LOVE a box of crayons! I really did KNOW I would be a box of crayons! LOL!
Thom, I just want ya to know — YOU are the first person I have visited today! How ’bout that???! And it’s only 5:43 pm my time!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALICE!
Oh I knew you would be this even before you did it LOL. Well my darlin’ I feel honored that you put me first today.
I loved your post and understand why it took you so long…gotta get that do done now dont we LOL 
I ended up as blocks.
Liked the tal a ban list.
As in building
LOL. Glad you liked this 
I’m also a kite and what an interesting list!!
It’s funny.
Welcome to the club and I’m glad you enjoyed the list
Thom, that Taliban list just slayed me. Not literally, although I think they’d like to.
Wasn’t it a riot? LOL. Glad you enjoyed
I’ve posted a new Photo Challenge called WHAT IS ABOVE YOUR BED????? Come on over & check it out!!
I saw and I’m in
Thanks for doing that 
My result :
You Are Crayons
You’ve always had a creative, artistic streak – even when you were a kid.
You were the type of child who could spend hours with a box of crayons or markers.
Even now as an adult, colors and design matter to you. You are probably very fashionable and stylish.
Maybe you even dabble in the arts from time to time. You certainly still have the talent.
Not true : I didn’t spend hours with crayons, I was always running around, lol !
I doubt that the Taliban can handle 4 women ! Imagine what a work to take off all that stuff he is running around with, a bullet-proofed jacket, the machine guns, the belt with knives and pistols etc, I think he is more practical and prefers a goat !
You just know the perfect thing to say..how long to take that off and prefer the goat ROFLMAO!!! Too damn funny. LOL. Yes you do run around alot…and you share it all with us and it’s just wonderful
That birthday graphic is so freaking adorable!!! Do you have an external hard drive filled with amazing pictures?
No these are all links. The link is right underneath the picture