What Australian Animal Are You? and The Old Motor
If you don’t believe this about me then I’ve got some beach from property in the middle of the Sarah Desert to sell ya. WOOT!!!
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You Are a Crocodile |
You are fierce and strong. You go after any prey that is in your sights. You have a take charge personality, and you are quite dominant. You are not easily intimidated. It’s likely that you’ve had to struggle for survival in your life. You’ve had to develop a very thick skin. You can be brutal, but you can also be tender. You tend to have two sides to your personality.
The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the talk of the town. After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child.
The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said, ‘This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?’ The old man grinned and said, ‘You got to keep the old motor running.’
The following year, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their second child. The same nurse was attending the delivery and again went out to congratulate the old gentleman. She said, ‘Sir, you are something else. How do you manage it?’ The old man grinned and said, ‘You gotta keep the old motor running.’
A year later, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their third child. The same nurse was there for this birth also and, after the delivery, she once again approached the old gentleman, smiled, and said, ‘Well, you surely are something else! How do you do it?’
The old man replied, ‘It’s like I’ve told you before, you gotta keep the old motor running.’
The nurse, still smiling, patted him on the back and said:
Well, I guess it’s time to change the oil. This one’s black.’
Hey, it’s only my opinion.
A Hui Hou
I’m a sugar glider???? What in the hell is that??? Love the nurse’s comeback! What a hoot! Have a great evening, Thom — you crocodile you!
Sylvia
LOL you got me. I haven’t the faintest. Have a good one.
very creative idea…
I hope that your day goes well.
I value your support and kind comments.
Take good care.
Enjoy a lovely evening!
Mahalo.
Wombat!!….Is that Australian?
Must be. LOL
You Are a Kangaroo
You are resourceful, determined, and energetic. You believe that where there’s a will, there’s a way.
You tend to live a very balanced life. You have time for both work and play.
You are always moving ahead in your life. You are more concerned with the future than the past.
You are a long term thinker. You find huge projects to be very rewarding.
This speaks a lot about me.
Good one Thom! Giggles!
Indeed it does. So you.
His motor apparently wasn’t running fast enough to keep up with her!
You Are a Kangaroo
You are resourceful, determined, and energetic. You believe that where there’s a will, there’s a way.
You tend to live a very balanced life. You have time for both work and play.
You are always moving ahead in your life. You are more concerned with the future than the past.
You are a long term thinker. You find huge projects to be very rewarding.
That is so you and I guess it wasn’t.
I am a Sugar Glider, don’t know what that is, but certainly better then a crocodile ! I got scared when I read your result !
see mine :
You are both cute and active. You are very curious about the world around you.
People may find that you are a bit quirky and offbeat, but you are truly very intelligent.
You are very social, and you bring a playful element to every occasion.
You are easygoing and not at all aggressive. You only will act to defend yourself.
keep the motor running, lol !
I dunno what it is either but I like it and it fits you. Do you need your oil changed? LOL
Oh the poor old fella, duped by his young wife – what a surprise!
I agree with ya. A real surprise.
Hmmm….this may be true.
You Are a Koala Bear
You are living proof that appearances can be deceiving. You are not as cute and cuddly as you look.
You have endless compassion for those you love, but you also don’t like to be messed with!
You may move a bit slowly, but you make up for your slowness by being clever.
You’ve lived long enough to know that you should do your best to stay out of harm’s way.
OMG that is so you and I like that description.
I am a kangaroo
The old motor joke is funny, lol.
Fits you my friend. Glad you enjoyed.
I’m a crocodile, too .
That story is too funny…
I sooo wouldn’t think that of you. Glad you enjoyed.
So he kept the motor running on the car she uses to meet with someone else?
ROFLMAO. No wonder it needs changing LOL
dingo?
i’m a dingo?
pffffft!
Oops. Broken quiz. LOL
spare me a place in that beach, wherever on earth Sarah Desert is. signed: fellow crocodile
as for the joke: apparently black pistons are more efficient
LOL it’s saved. They must be ya think ?
I’m a kangaroo…I was hoping for something a bit more cuddly lol
LOL yeah but I that’s pretty much you.
this one’s another kangaroo… i’m not sure though about the “long-term thinker” part because i am a fatalist. i don’t go too far into the future when i think. it’s too stressful for me. hehehe…
LMAO on that old motor joke… way too funny, thom! =))
It was indeed funny. I’m so with you on thinking into the future.
Glad you enjoyed 
Here comes another Sugar Glider. Poor old man
. Have a wonderful day.
I’m going to have to look up sugar glider
LOL Glad you enjoyed 
I’m a sugar glider. What the hoo-ha is a sugar glider?!
Hurray for baby #3 LOL
Who the hell knows. No one seems to know