What Alice in Wonderland Character Are You? and Hawaiian Humor
Well it’s Monday. I hope you had a good weekend. Pffft…a Queen Me? Pffft
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You Are the Queen of Hearts |
To call you passionate would be a total understatement. You have quite a temper. You put fear into the hearts of everyone you know.
You are easy to make angry, and once you’re angry, you may do or say anything. You love vengeance.
You don’t like to be crossed. And while you can’t say “Off with their heads!” when people make you mad, you wish you could!
There are a couple hobbies you’re passionate about (perhaps croquet?), but even those can be sullied by the stupidity of others.
BENCH TALKING
Two portagees in Kalihi were sitting on a bench talking, and one says to the other, “Eh, which you tink is mo far…, Florida or da moon?” The other portagee turns and says “Brah, no act so dumb, you tink you can see Florida ?????”
CAR TROUBLE
A portagee tita pushes her pickup truck into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, “What’s da story brah?” He shrugged his shoulders and replied, “Just crap in the carburetor” She asks, “How often I do gotta do dat?”
SPEEDING TICKET
An HPD patrol officer stops a portagee tita for speeding and asks he very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys get your act together. Only yestaday you take my license away, now today you tell me show ‘um to you!”
KALIHI STREAM
A portagee goes out for a walk. He comes to Kalihi stream and sees another portagee on the opposite side. “Eh, howzit brah!” he shouts, “How I can get to da other side?” The second portagee looks at him, shakes his head, and shouts back, “Brah, you ON da other side.”
AT THE DOCTOR’S OFFICE
Maria Cravalho goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. “Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.” Maria took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, “You’re portuguese aren’t you?” Surprised, Maria said, “How you can tell?” The doctor said, “I thought so…, your finger is broken.”
KNITTING
An HPD patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the H3. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see a portagee tita behind the wheel knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the officer lowered his window, and yelled, “PULL OVER!” The tita yelled back, “NOT! IT’S ONE SCARF!”
OUTERSPACE
A portagee was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was his turn. He rolled the dice and landed on Science & Nature. His question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?” He thought for a while, then asked, “Is it on or off?”
PETS
Maria was visiting her portagee boyfriend Manny, who had acquired two new pitbulls She asked him what their names were. Manny said, “dis one is Casio, dat one is Rolex”. Maria said, “How come you pick those names?” Manny rolled his eyes and said, “Babe, dey watch dogs, okay?!”
Hey, it’s only my opinion.
A Hui Hou
Good to see you! Have missed you today, hope it was a great one! Good Lord, I’m Alice?????? Hope you have a good week!
Sylvia
LOL…it’s been a rather hectic day today and LOOOONNNNGGGG!!! LOL Thanks for your concern my friend
I, too, am Alice. I’m alright with that. (Truth be told, this could be the most accurate of any of the quizzes that I’ve taken.) You? A queen? Never.
Did you see the new Tim Burton film? It’s wild. (Of course if it wasn’t wild, it wouldn’t be Tim Burton. lol)
You Are Alice
You are curious, brave, and inquisitive. You can’t help but be interested in the world around you. You are a bit of a loner and a total daydreamer. Your inner world is very colorful and vivid.
At times, your real life seems dull and completely unbearable. You wish you could escape to a whole other world. While you have a wild spirit, you are quite gentle and polite. You tend to observe more than act – and you tread lightly.
Ooops! I clicked too fast and forgot all that lovey dovey stuff. I need an “undo” button. LOL
Well, here it goes, before I forget again.
Mwah! xxoo
LOL Oh Larisa I can’t tell you how many times I do that as well. LOL We both need that undo button. Yeah I think that is you very much as well
No I haven’t seen the film. Is he in Alice In Wonderland? Show’s ya how much I know LOL 
MWAH xoxoxo
Tim Burton is the director, and he’s made some very “creative” films, such as The Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands, and Beetlejuice. He often features Johnny Depp in his films. (Johnny Depp actually plays the Mad Hatter in this film.) Sometimes the films work, and sometimes they don’t. But he is very bold and daring.
Thanks. I really like Johnny Depp. MWAH
I’m the Queen of Hearts…yeah, right!
Sometimes I can get angry if somebody makes me really mad but I don’t have a temper despite my red hair.
Vengeance – totally not me.
Loved your Hawaiian humor – especially the last one of the watch dogs.
LOL…twins LOL I’ve said it once and will say it again, we have a kindred spirit going on here. How cool
I’m not big on vengeance either. But I do have a temper LOL 
I tink da bradda what made dis quiz be portagee.
You Are Alice
You are curious, brave, and inquisitive. You can’t help but be interested in the world around you.
You are a bit of a loner and a total daydreamer. Your inner world is very colorful and vivid.
At times, your real life seems dull and completely unbearable. You wish you could escape to a whole other world.
While you have a wild spirit, you are quite gentle and polite. You tend to observe more than act – and you tread lightly.
ROFLMAO!!! Oh Q. Only you LOL Too funny. I think that is pretty much you
Watch dogs. Kyut!
I am Alice; no objections
LOL. Indeed. To the moon Alice. To the moon
I am the Mad Hatter!but this strange old laptop won’t let me copy…
Hi, Thom, love your new look. All I got is a new nickname
Loved the humor, particularly the watch dogs, ha ha
Hmmm I wonder why. Glad you like the look. Yeah I liked that one as well
Oh this I gotta try out. I’m hoping either the Red Queen or the Mad Hatter. LOL
BRB
You Are the Cheshire Cat
You are strangely illusive and provocative. You tend to stir up trouble and then disappear quickly.
You sure know how to push other people’s buttons, but it’s difficult for anyone to push yours.
You are mysterious and crafty. You tend to be lurking in the background, and you show up at the most unexpected times.
You are purposely vague and baffling. Trying to figure you out will just drive people crazy!
What Alice in Wonderland Character Are You?
The First Rule of Blogthings Is: You Don’t Talk About Blogthings
LOL I love your answer and think it’s spot on my self
So many Alices today. I’m one too, my Queen
I have been laughing all over the humors. But I must admit that silly me doesn’t understand the one at the doctor’s office… I don’t get the connection to Portuguese? :p
LOL…too funny – my Queen LOL Love it. Glad you enjoyed the jokes. Portugese really doesn’t have anything to do with this. Her finger is broken so of course wherever she touch’s it’s going to hurt because of that
Glad you enjoyed 
LOL. I was aware of the broken finger, but I thought that there was something else behind the Portuguese sentence
. Congrats on your new layout! It’s always refreshing to see something new 
LOL. I thought so. Now Portugese is just another type of nationality really.
The Queen of Hearts a.k.a. Thom
you wouldn’t settle for anything less, would you? so tell me, how accurate is this result? come to think of it, THAT explains the “murder” in your Association Meme. LOL!
LOL…it’s spot on if you want to know the truth you court jester ROFLMAO!!!
OMG that’s hysterical! I’ve heard them all as blonde jokes, but I like them better as Hawaiian!
LOL…no matter what language they are funny LOL
I guess I’m the Mad Hatter! :0)
Those jokes are very funny. Love the Moon and Florida one!
Glad you enjoyed. I liked those as well
Hhhmmmm …. but I wanted to be the QUEEN!
Oh well… thanks Thom for the fun!
You Are Alice
You are curious, brave, and inquisitive. You can’t help but be interested in the world around you.
You are a bit of a loner and a total daydreamer. Your inner world is very colorful and vivid.
At times, your real life seems dull and completely unbearable. You wish you could escape to a whole other world.
While you have a wild spirit, you are quite gentle and polite. You tend to observe more than act – and you tread lightly.
What Alice in Wonderland Character Are You?
The First Rule of Blogthings Is: You Don’t Talk About Blogthings
ROFLMAO!!! I’ll tell you what we can switch. You have mine and I’ll take yours LOL
I am a queen too.
I like your new look and the humor was funny. Have a wonderful day.
Thank you my friend. I’m glad you like the layout
i am alice. must be the drugs.
ROFLMAO!!! Too funny
I got the Queen, too. Hmm….
I had heard a few of these as blond jokes, too — they take on a whole new dimension as Hawaiian!
Isn’t that the truth
LOL From one Queen to another ROFLMAO!!!
thanks for some great laughs. haven’t heard those kinda jokes in a long time!
You are more than welcome. Yes, it had been a while since I had heard them as well
Watch dogs = cute
Speeding = LOL Funny
Queen Thom = ROTFLMBO
Apparently, I’m Alice, but I had a problem with question #4 (the proper answer would be guilt, if we are talking about housework!)
Bite Me!!! ROFLMAO!!! To the moon Alice. Too the Moon!!!!
Those jokes are hysterical! I like the broken finger one.. . . and the knitting one. . . and the moon/florida one. But who are the portagee people? Or is that like the Hawaiian polock? I need a little orientation here. . .
Hawaiian Potluck is the perfect way to put it if you really wanna know the truth. Glad you enjoyed my friend
queen, moi???
PFFFFT!
(it’s my temper, i tell ya!)
i reckon there are “portagees” all over the world but these are funny!
Oh I’m sure that’s why I got this as well LOL
Temper temper temper LOL 
Indeed there are 
You are curious, brave, and inquisitive. You can’t help but be interested in the world around you.
AM ALICE TOO!!!!?????
I wanted to be the queen…LOL
You are a bit of a loner and a total daydreamer. Your inner world is very colorful and vivid.
At times, your real life seems dull and completely unbearable. You wish you could escape to a whole other world.
While you have a wild spirit, you are quite gentle and polite. You tend to observe more than act – and you tread lightly.
You can have my queen LOL
I am Alice! Goodness gracious!
You join a lot of Alices today. LOL
ROFL! I can totally see you yelling “OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!” Or at least wanting to!
I am…
You Are the Cheshire Cat
(but really I think I’m Quilly’s Alice)
You are strangely illusive and provocative. You tend to stir up trouble and then disappear quickly.
You sure know how to push other people’s buttons, but it’s difficult for anyone to push yours.
You are mysterious and crafty. You tend to be lurking in the background, and you show up at the most unexpected times.
You are purposely vague and baffling. Trying to figure you out will just drive people crazy!
enh!
Funny thing. So can I
I too am Alice. Guess it’s that curiosity thing. But I really wanted to meet the Cheshire Cat most and he wasn’t even in the running!
Thanks for making me laugh with your jokes.
You are most welcome Alice. LOL
HA…I took the quiz and I got:
You Are the Mad Hatter
You are zany, kooky, and frankly, a little crazy. Others suspect that you’re not all there.
Crazy or not, you know how to have a good time. You are passionate about the things and people you love.
You are emotional, over the top, and unpredictable. People can’t help but love you, even if they’re a little scared of you.
You are impulsive and driven by your gut reactions. You have no problem saying what you think or feeling how you feel.
Cool!
LOL Goid one