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Weekend Funnies #18

written by Thom - July 9th, 2010 at 3:02 pm


Shakira at YOU ARE NEVER ALONE! hosts a meme called WEEKEND FUNNIES. It is currently being co-hosted by Gattina at WRITERS CRAMPS. From her blog comes the following:

“I love to laugh and I am sure most of you do too. So, I have decided to start a WEEKEND FUNNIES meme.”

To get more instructions for this meme you can CLICK HERE. Thanks Shakira and Gattina for hosting this. Here is my entry for this week. Sylvia at Sylvia From Over The Hill sent this in. Mahalo Syliva. Much appreciated :) I hope you enjoy.

The following was sent in by Akelamalu at Everything And Nothing. Thank you so much Akelamalu. Much appreciated my friend. :)

THE FROG

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

“Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.”

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.

The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it’s okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, “Sure. I have this,” and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she’ll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, “There’s a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.” She holds up the tiny pink elephant. “I mean, what in the world is this?”

The bank manager looks back at her and says…..”It’s a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”

(You’re singing it, aren’t you? Yeah, I know you are..)

Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!

Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou

39 Responses to “Weekend Funnies #18”

  1. ellen b
    July 9 2010 at 3:22 pm

    I am singing it! :0)

  2. Mama Zen
    July 9 2010 at 3:52 pm

    You’re right! I sang it.

  3. Gattina
    July 9 2010 at 9:42 pm

    Didn’t get it, it’s too intellectual ! lol

  4. Hootin' Anni
    July 9 2010 at 11:51 pm

    LOL….I’ve read this and I knew what was coming, but can’t help but laugh…laughter is good for the soul my friend.

    My Saturday post

  5. Hazel
    July 10 2010 at 1:10 am

    like to the tune of “this old man came rolling home…” ? :D

  7. Ebie
    July 10 2010 at 4:50 am

    Wah! What a croak!

  8. Doug
    July 10 2010 at 9:59 am

    I’ve heard that one, but I’m mainly here again because I saw you were whining over at Quilly’s site and I didn’t want you to start grousing over here, too.

  10. Amanda Moore (moorebloglife)
    July 10 2010 at 12:36 pm

    OK I grinned but I was Forced by the fact that I Never saw it coming! Geeze Thom very cute even if it is corny!
    xoxoxoxox

    • Thom
      July 10 2010 at 1:45 pm

      LOL…I’m going to tell you that I didn’t see this coming either until the end LOL :) Corny yes…but oh well :)

  11. kcinnova
    July 10 2010 at 12:39 pm

    I’m grinning despite already knowing the punch line! :D

  12. Carletta
    July 10 2010 at 5:27 pm

    I LOVED IT!!!

    Singing and grinning…..

  13. quilly
    July 11 2010 at 6:16 am

    Somebody else just did this one recently — or are we on the same email list?

  14. Alice Audrey
    July 11 2010 at 7:11 am

    Yes, I both grinned and sang. I’m so ashamed.

  15. G-Man
    July 11 2010 at 7:36 am

    Yeah it was Ake’s E’mail list..hahahaha

  17. Becca
    July 12 2010 at 5:29 pm

    I haven’t heard that joke in so long…I forgot how much I love it! :)

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