Weekend Funnies #16
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Shakira at YOU ARE NEVER ALONE! hosts a meme called WEEKEND FUNNIES. It is currently being co-hosted by Gattina at WRITERS CRAMPS. From her blog comes the following:
“I love to laugh and I am sure most of you do too. So, I have decided to start a WEEKEND FUNNIES meme.”
To get more instructions for this meme you can CLICK HERE. Thanks Shakira and Gattina for hosting this. Here is my entry for this week. I hope you enjoy!
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?” “I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order. “That will Be $9.40 please.” The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke..” The ostrich says, “I’ll have the same..” Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again. “The usual?” asks the waitress. “No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,” says the man. “Same,” says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, “That will be $32.62.” Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. “Excuse me, Sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?”
“Well,” says the man, “several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there..”
“That’s brilliant!” says the waitress.. “Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you’ll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!”
“That’s right. Whether it’s a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,” says the man..
The waitress asks, “What’s with the ostrich?”
The man sighs, pauses and answers, “My second wish was for a tall chick with a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say..”
WELL HELLO !!!!!!
Hey, it’s only my opinion.
A Hui Hou
Damn ostrich……. LOL!
I’m happy I found the links to the linky here. I did a Funnies post last week but got kinda lost on the linky; didn’t know it’s co-hosted by Gattina now. So thanks, Thom for the links. I’ll get over being disoriented in a jiffy, hopefully.
Well I’m glad you found it. I didn’t see it until late afternoon as I was away. i don’t know how long Gattina is going to co-host
Glad you liked that damn ostrich LOL
I guess the moral of the story is “be careful what you wish for”
Have a great weekend Thom!
I think you are correct. Have a great weekend yourself
I never saw it coming!
LOL…never did I
I like Ellen’s comment.
LOL…me as well. I think it’s true
LOL. I kind of like this tall chick. Have a wonderful weekend. xoxoxo
ROFLMAO!!! Me too
xoxox
Hahahaha…I am laughing and coughing at the same time…man…that was funny!
well done, Thom!
missing you guys…
hugs
shakira
p.s you know I cannot afford to pay Gattina but she is such an angel. I was going to ask YOU next…LOL
LOL…you mean Gattina charges? pffft Madame Chat better have comparable rates to others LOL. Well I wouldn’t mind but I don’t do graphics so coming up with a badge is out for me
Like you my friend, I am hopeless with badges too. Now, aren’t we the lucky ones?
hugs
shakira
LOL Two peas in a pod.
Hahaha ! that’s cute ! A little difficult to ride with in a car !
Or how about riding a bike LOL
Perhaps I should be glad I’m not a tall chick.
Happy Weekend!
ROFLMAO!!! I think so LOL Have a great weekend as well
Waaaah! This is so funny! I like Ellen’s comment too!
Glad you liked. Her comment is a good one that’s for sure.
Suits him well
Indeed it does
that genie must have been female
My thoughts exactly LOL
Smart and cute and funny. SO> great
Nice weekend!
D.
Thanks…you have a nice weekend as well
I did not see that coming, very funny!
Indeed it was. Glad you enjoyed
Ach. I’m going to go put my head in the sand.
LOL. Yeah right. LOL
I somehow get out of that that having a pet ostrich would be cool. Can you imagine???
As long as one has the magic pocket I tend to agree
You know, the ostrich just might be worth that magic pocket.
I would think so as well LOL