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Weekend Funnies #11

written by Thom - May 21st, 2010 at 3:16 pm

Shakira at YOU ARE NEVER ALONE! hosts a meme called WEEKEND FUNNIES From her blog comes the following:

“I love to laugh and I am sure most of you do too. So, I have decided to start a WEEKEND FUNNIES meme.”

To get more instructions for this meme you can CLICK HERE. Thanks Shakira for hosting this. Here is my entry for this week. I hope you enjoy!

SMOKING IN THE RAIN

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?

Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.

Arlene: Where did you get it?

Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

‘Doesn’t matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.’

The pharmacist fainted.

Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou

25 Responses to “Weekend Funnies #11”

  1. woohoo,
    share the smiles,
    what cool funnies!

  2. Ah, don’t you love us old ladies!! Have a great weekend, my friend!!

    Sylvia

  3. That pharmacist must not smoke. ;)

  4. I just got home from a very trying evening at the mall with my teenager trying to agree on clothes for sr. pictures. THANK YOU…I needed a laugh about now.

    • Well after reading your post this morning …. I’m glad this helped my friend :) Have a good one. Think positive and always remember to smile…nothing better :)

  5. Oh, Thom you made my day, gave me a big laugh after our trip from Santa Barbara!

    Pssst, where do you get all these?

  6. I like this one. I’ve heard it before but it’s always so funny. I remember once my father had a pack of Camel cigarettes…where the slogan “I’d walk a mile for a camel”….the camel had an extra leg…well, you can guess where the leg was. Never mind.

    My Weekend funnies are posted now…hope you can stop by. Just scroll down below the bird photo and you’re there.

  7. Hahahahahahahaha….amazing…I would have fainted too…LOL
    you ROCK it, Thom…
    Have you a great weekend!
    hugs
    shakira

  8. Hahaha ! I recognize myself in the woman with the glass and the flower hat !
    Laughing keeps young somebody said !
    Just finished my suitcase not much to take along it’s every night in another hotel !

  9. bwahahahaha!

    not a particularly experienced pharmacist, i would say ;)

  10. I’m surprised the pharmacist didn’t ask for photos.

  11. LOL.

    I’m trying to not visualize the cigarette burning it’s way through the condom as it turns to ash.

  12. Old people and little kids say the best things!! :)


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