Weekend Funnies #11
Shakira at YOU ARE NEVER ALONE! hosts a meme called WEEKEND FUNNIES From her blog comes the following:
To get more instructions for this meme you can CLICK HERE. Thanks Shakira for hosting this. Here is my entry for this week. I hope you enjoy!
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
‘Doesn’t matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.’
The pharmacist fainted.
Hey, it’s only my opinion.
A Hui Hou
woohoo,
share the smiles,
what cool funnies!
Mahalo my friend. Glad you enjoyed and thought it was cool
Ah, don’t you love us old ladies!! Have a great weekend, my friend!!
Sylvia
Indeed I do
You have a good weekend as well 
That pharmacist must not smoke.
LOL..ya think? LOL
I just got home from a very trying evening at the mall with my teenager trying to agree on clothes for sr. pictures. THANK YOU…I needed a laugh about now.
Well after reading your post this morning …. I’m glad this helped my friend
Have a good one. Think positive and always remember to smile…nothing better 
Oh, Thom you made my day, gave me a big laugh after our trip from Santa Barbara!
Pssst, where do you get all these?
Glad you enjoyed. This came to me in an email
I like this one. I’ve heard it before but it’s always so funny. I remember once my father had a pack of Camel cigarettes…where the slogan “I’d walk a mile for a camel”….the camel had an extra leg…well, you can guess where the leg was. Never mind.
My Weekend funnies are posted now…hope you can stop by. Just scroll down below the bird photo and you’re there.
LOl…Oh I get the picture loud and clear LOL Your’s was too funny
I really enjoyed it.
Hahahahahahahaha….amazing…I would have fainted too…LOL
you ROCK it, Thom…
Have you a great weekend!
hugs
shakira
LOL glad you enjoyed.
have a great weekend as well. 
Hahaha ! I recognize myself in the woman with the glass and the flower hat !
Laughing keeps young somebody said !
Just finished my suitcase not much to take along it’s every night in another hotel !
LOL I can see that.
that is so true about laughing. Have a safe and good trip. 
bwahahahaha!
not a particularly experienced pharmacist, i would say
Indeed
I’m surprised the pharmacist didn’t ask for photos.
One would think LOL
LOL.
I’m trying to not visualize the cigarette burning it’s way through the condom as it turns to ash.
OMG too funny. Me either now that you mention it.
Old people and little kids say the best things!!
Indeed they do