Wednesday Wickedness: Simon Cowell
Janera hosts Wednesday Wickedness. Mahalo Janera for hosting. Direct from her blog comes the following:
“Hi and welcome to our brand new Wednesday Wickedness. We are like other memes in that we will ask you ten questions each and every Wednesday. But our little “twist” is that each week we will pick a famous person and pick ten of their quotes. Each of our questions will be based on the quotes. Got it? Great! Let’s begin this week’s meme! Today we picked Simon Cowell. Here’s Wednesday Wickedness!
1. “If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.” How well do you swim? Like a fish out of water.
2. “I think he knows how to articulate something that people are entertained by and still be true to the message he’s trying to send, … very aware of himself.” How self aware do you think you are? As aware as the sun rising and setting.
3. “If you’ve got a big mouth and you’re controversial, you’re going to get attention.” Who has a big mouth that you like? ME of course!
4. “I think you have to judge everything based on your personal taste. And if that means being critical, so be it. I hate political correctness. I absolutely loathe it.” Do you believe in political correctness? What is political correctness. Seems like if we had it our country wouldn’t be in the shape it is. So I guess political correctness is a figment of one’s imagination.
5. “I find Paula patronizing. It’s as simple as that. Paula is more damaging than I am to these contestants because a lot of people just shouldn’t be singing for a living.” Do you ever patronize people? Maybe I should start drinking out of a coke glass like Paula with all that hidden booze in there so I can start patronizing.
6. “Not everybody is perfect, and I don’t think we should be looking for perfect people.” Do you or someone you know strive constantly to be perfect? Who the hell doesn’t. Dumb question.
7. “I never want to hear that song again. I cannot stand it. I’m allergic to it.” What song are you totally sick of and why? Any song by that twit we did way back when on WW…what’s her name…oh yeah Taylor Swift.
8. “I like the fact that they’re cocky now from the age of four.” How old were you when you got cocky? What changed to make you so? The minute I was shot out of the birth canal.
9. “And there’s more open hostility among them because the competition is so intense.” When you compete with someone, have you ever gotten hostile? Me get hostile? Please.
10. “Why are you having a normal conversation with him? This is a dairy farmer dressed as a woman.” Do you talk differently to someone because of the way that they are dressed? What the hell does the way one is dressed have anything to do with how you talk to them. Simon needs to get a life.
You and Simon have a lot in common, but there is one big difference — I like you!
LOL…Well that’s a relief
Quilly has a point. I went back and reread your answers using Simon’s voice in my head…it works.
“The minute I was shot out the birth canal.” Now there’s an image I’ll be stuck with all day.
LOL well sorry about the image. LOL I guess this makes me and Simon two peas in a pod.
I like Simon Cowell but I like you better, especially with answers like this
“I like the fact that they’re cocky now from the age of four.” How old were you when you got cocky? What changed to make you so? The minute I was shot out of the birth canal.
LOL
Well thank you my friend. Too much isn’t it. LOL
You like Simon Cowell? hhmm…lol
I like you so much better…Simon Cowell is an incorrigible fluke shot. Do they say it that way in the USA?
hugs
shakira
Indeed they do Only I would say they more call him an egotistical asshole actually. Sorta like me. LOL
Who is Simon Cowell?
OMG she’s baaack! With that said. Bite me!
#7, God yes, I can’t stand that brat either! Don’t care much for Kanye West, but I just happened to catch that on TV while flipping, I thought she was about to cry and throw a tantrum. Made me laugh.
#8, LMAO too funny!
Wasn’t it a riot LOL. That little twit. Both of them actually. Glad you enjoyed.
Paula had no booze. We used to play “Guess What Drug Paula’s On”. Qualudes won twice…
ROFLMAO!! Either one works for me. I can see the Qualudes winning myself
LOL
who the f**k is simon cowel??
The guy between the f and the k LOL
There has to be at least one dumb question per meme- duh…
Isn’t that the truth.
Omg I so agree with your # 7.
Last time I heard Taylor sing at some awards show she couldn’t carry a tune and I think she won four or five awards that night. I just don’t get it.
So you’ve been cocky that long, huh? So funny.
Have a good weekend
Thom.
She’s s wench. LOL. And yup it’s Bern that long. LOL