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Wednesday Wickedness: Robert Pattinson

written by Thom - July 6th, 2010 at 3:02 pm

Janera hosts Wednesday Wickedness. Mahalo Janera for hosting. Direct from her blog comes the following:

“Hi and welcome to Wednesday Wickedness. We are like other memes in that we will ask you ten questions each and every Wednesday. But our little “twist” is that each week we will pick a famous person and pick ten of their quotes. Each of our questions will be based on the quotes. Got it? Great! Let’s begin this week’s meme! Today we picked Robert Pattinson. Here’s Wednesday Wickedness!

WEDNESDAY WICKEDNESS: ROBERT PATTINSON

1. “I don’t really see the point in washing your hair. If you don’t care if your hair’s clean or not then why would you wash it?” How often do you wash your hair? Daily. Robert you need to start seeing the point!!

2. “I take way too long to get dressed, like way too long. But only for things like shows or if I have to do public appearances. Like, I’m ridiculous, I’ll keep getting changed and getting changed and then I’ll just put on the same thing I wore the day before.” Do you take longer to dress for a special event? Hell no. I put something on and am done with it. Robert you seem to be a dirty filthy person.

3. “My dad’s a car dealer, but I grew up in London, so I always say I don’t drive…I get driven. I got a driving lesson in Oregon, and then I bought a car in L.A. and I basically learned how to drive by people honking at me. I’m terrible at driving.” Are you a good driver? Well I hope to shout I am.

4. “I don’t spend any money. The only thing I’ve really bought is my car, which cost $1,500 and keeps exploding. It would be nice to buy a house for my parents, but at the same time my parents are so comfortable where they live; they would probably just feel like it was a burden. I wear the same clothes every day and the only thing I used to splurge on was DVDs.” If you had his money, what would be the first thing you spent it on? Me. Robert you need to spend money on new clothes and a good HAIR washing. It makes me scared to think of infrequently you bathe.

5. “I aspire to be Jack Nicholson. I love every single mannerism. I used to try and be him in virtually everything I did, I don’t know why. I watched One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest when I was about 13, and I dressed like him. I tried to do his accent. I did everything like him. I think it’s kind of stuck with me.” Who is your favorite actor? Certainly NOT Robert Pattinson!!

6. “Someone stole my shoelaces once from my shoes. I still wear them and never put laces in them – they’re like my trademark shoes now!” Have you ever changed your appearance because of a random happenstance? No.

7. “I never really considered myself attractive. I was always kind of gangly in school.” Do you consider yourself attractive? Of course I am and Robert you are butt ugly.

8. “I definitely want to record an album, direct a film and start my own religion. I definitely wouldn’t have to pay taxes anymore.” If you started your own religion, what would it be like? I wouldn’t so I don’t know.

9. “I do bear some similarities in the sense that I’m not good at romance. I also think I lack basic finesse when it comes to women. I give up too easily even if I’m very attracted to someone.” Have you ever given up too easily in the game of love? I don’t think love is a game.

10. ” I don’t want to disappoint girls who might think I’m very cool and smooth, which I’m not, I’m afraid. I’m still quite shy, although that seems to be something of an attraction for women.” Are you, or have you ever been attracted to shy people? Nope. But I would shy away from Robert. Just from his quotes…what a unclean pig he is. This was totally a nasty meme this week!! pffft

Thanks for checking out our Wednesday craziness. We hope you join us again. Please visit our other player’s posts and make a comment. Join us next week for our next meme!

Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou

26 Responses to “Wednesday Wickedness: Robert Pattinson”

  1. you have packed some humor and wit here…
    loved the pink color.

  2. And I thought he was playing a character, when it turns out he’s just being himself. Blech!

  3. I don’t think love is a game either!

  4. Guess you hated the movie.

    I think this guy has some issues that we may be hearing about in the future. Yuck, wash your hair especially with the goop in it.

  5. Thom do you get the feeling this guy is a bit odd if you really pick through his quotes they are aimless and dense, I am surprised he got the part in the Twilight saga! I had to laugh at the driving question cuz of you job and all, too funny!
    xoxoxoxoxo

    • Sweetie I’ve never heard of him before and I don’t care if I ever do again. What a filthy sap pig he is LOL Glad you enjoyed the driving question :) xoxxo

  6. Tsk. Not a Twilight fan I take it.

    He doesn’t look as dirty as he makes himself sound.

  7. Thom;

    The hair issue got us all, I think.
    These instant stars at 20 are just not equiped to think straight.

    I loved your answer about driving.
    Good thing since you do it for a living :)
    Have a good week, Thom

    • You are so right. I couldn’t even think of anything else during the rest of the questions but his filthy ass hair LOL I just hope he goes away LOL Glad you enjoyed :)

  8. I thought no one could be stupider that Taylor or Locklear. This guy’s not only a moron, but a filthy pig…

  9. a nasty meme indeed. i have no idea who this bloke is but given hos quotes that’s how i want to keep it

  10. Rob-sessed! :D

  11. It appears that you and I have the exact same opinion of Mr. Pattinson! He is gross and disgusting. Can you imagine how horrid it would be working with him under the heat of those lights?


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