Three Word Thursday #44
It is that time of the week. One I look forward to a great deal. And by the way Quilly, mahalo for hosting Three Word Thursday. It’s a blast and I can’t tell you how much I enjoy it. Each week Quilly at Quintessentially Quilly gives us three words to compose a story. You can get further instructions here or you can click the picture above.
facinorous – extremely wicked
extirpate – destroy completely; wipeout; surgically remove
hebdomadal – weekly; every seven days
As regular as clock work, in fact it was hebdomadal JerriLynn would go to the candy store and extirpate the chocolate covered strawberries. This didn’t make BettySue, the proprietor, happy. First and foremost BettySue had other customers that loved her best sellers and after JerriLynn left there were none to sell. Secondly it took BettySue almost a full day to make the delicious item so she only had them for sale three times during the week.
BettySue tried in vain different ways to prepare the chocolate, changed the day’s she would make them, and even changed the price. But nothing worked. JerriLynn would always show up, once a week, and buy out the full day’s supply leaving many other unhappy customers. The taste, the days, the price didn’t deter people from loving them and making it her best seller. Until one day, BettySue got a facinorous idea. It worked so well, she never saw JerriLynn in her store again. Everyone was happy.
Poor JerriLynn. Couldn’t leave the toilet. The ex-lax was doing it’s job perfectly.
Hey, it’s only my opinion.
A Hui Hou
OMG! I cannot believe that you went there! I will never be to your place for dessert :0)Loved it. The story was great as always.
OJM
It was the only place to go with it. I didn’t know what else to do LOL. Glad you liked
Aw, poor JerriLynn. Funny story, as always.
A New Old Fairy Tale
Pffft…she eats too much LOL. Glad you liked
Oh that is facinorous!
ROFLMAO!! Indeed it is
Oh no Betty Sue! What a shitty thing to do!
Shitty is as Shitty does LOL
Oh my!!! lol!! Again you’ve inspired me to join another meme
Glad you enjoyed. I do hope you join us. It’s great fun
did anyone ever tell you you have a facinorous mind?
if this hebdomadal meme was a competition you’d extirpate all the opposition!
ROFLMAO!!! That facinorous mind is the real me
Poor JerriLynn! ou know the store owner could have just taken private orders and not made the strawberries available to JerriLynn — but it wouldn’t have been near as much fun!
Well of course she could have done that but then JerriLynn would have most likely started on another goodie in the store LOL She had to be taught a lesson ROFLMAO!!!
What goes around . . . etc. Well done, if not exactly TASTEFUL! You made me smile, Thom! But will Jerrilyn now sue?
Once an attorney always an attorney. We shall see. Glad someone saw that there could be an ongoing story here
Mahalo my friend 
For a sec I thought ex-lax was an extra to today’s vocabulary lol!
Where is Bettysue’s entrprenurial skill? JerriLyn was a moneymaker.
I’m going to make a little expirment, Thom… gonna use “extirpate” in the conversation this weekend to a doctor friend who is not practising medicine this year and see if she remembers ‘extirpate’ roflmao!
ROLFMAO! Nope it’s a true product you can buy. LOL Let me know how the experiment works.
How the hell do you think this stuff up? Ex lax? ROTFLMAO!!!!Damn I needed a good laugh!
LOL…I dunno. I just sit in front of the screen and look at the words and just start typing…ALL luck if ya ask me. Glad you enjoyed
Constantly when I’m reading your writing I’ll ask myself where is he going with this.
Well, I didn’t expect this.
Thanks for smiles!
LOL…too funny. I always try and do the unexpected