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Three Word Thursday #42

written by Thom - January 27th, 2010 at 10:02 pm

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It is that time of the week. One I look forward to a great deal. And by the way Quilly, mahalo for hosting Three Word Thursday. It’s a blast and I can’t tell you how much I enjoy it. Each week Quilly at Quintessentially Quilly gives us three words to compose a story. You can get further instructions here or you can click the picture above.

This week’s words are:

scaevity – unluckiness; left-handedness
gnathonize – to flatter
roblet – to lead astray

Of course this will be a post for a brand new adventure that Dr. John at Dr. John’s Fortress has started. Please click on his blog link or the picture below for further instructions. Mahalo Dr. John for hosting this new adventure. I look forward to it. :)

This week’s word:

scaevity
(noun ) used from 1623 -1658
It means unluckiness

THE TOWN CRIER

“Hear ye, hear ye!” the town crier yelled. “It is the Queen’s desire, so as not to roblet her subjects, to inform you that as of today there will be a new Royal Ass Kisser.” The town crier had to hide his laughter at the thought.

“Will Her Highness be choosing one of her subjects?” a voice yelled back with sounds of scaevity spewing from his mouth.

Still trying to hide his laughter, the town crier yelled back “Heavens no. The Royal Ass Kisser shall be a pure bread bred with the bluest of blood. Her Highness is not here to gnathonize her subjects you fool. And there will certainly not be any commoners lips on Her Majesty’s buttocks!”

Feeling his scaevity gone, because no commoner would have to have the job, the voice cried back to the town crier “Sir, do you mean that the Royal Ass Kisser really as to kiss the Queen’s ass?”

The town crier yelled back “Of course, especially after Her Highness walks down the aisle and says Her “I Do’s” with the Royal Ass Kisser!” Not being able to contain himself any longer, the town crier was rolling on the pedestal laughing hysterically.

“I Do.” said the town crier.

Have a great Three Word Thursday

Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou

16 Responses to “Three Word Thursday #42”

  1. Poor town crier! ROFLMAO
    Is he really pure BREAD?
    Yum!!

    (Y’outdid yourself today)
    ;-)

    • Crap why didn’t I catch that LOL. Noted and corrected hopefully :) LOL :) Glad you liked this. I had no idea where I was taking it when I started LOL. Got lucky :)

  2. Thom, you’re a pure BREAD when it comes to storying. Pumpernickle!

    Great tale my pure bred friend..

  3. ROFLMAO!!! what a riot!
    (the bread part, although now corrected, just adds to it)

    • LOL…I just can’t believe I did that. Oh well and yes it did add to the story. I’ve corrected it again to show what was there and what is now :) Glad you enjoyed :)

  4. I love this Thom. I could almost see him holding his stomach as he laughed uproariously! Very well done!

    • Thank you my friend. I’m glad you enjoyed. It took me a couple of hours to get it done. I started in one direction and got stuck and had to re do it LOL. Oh well. That’s life in the big city :)

  5. Thom, you should get published. This was brilliant, and I don’t care about the bread when you’re a writing blueblood.

  6. I can remember when you started your blog you were always saying you couldn’t write – NOT SO – well done Thom!

  7. WE dragons are all laughing and hard. You are as great as we always knew you were.

  8. Very funny and cute. I liked that you were able to show the mistake you made and the correction. Very cool. I miss your stories though. Are any of them coming back? Also,a very heart felt THANK YOU for taking of the happy birthday song. ;)
    OJM

    • You are most welcome my friend it was so annoying. The continuing stories will return. I just needed a break from that format for a while. Will probably be new characters though.


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