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What’s Your Life’s Challenge? and The Seven Whys of Men

written by Thom - June 3rd, 2010 at 3:05 pm

Well it’s Friday. I hope you have a good weekend :) Boy this is me also. Sorry Juliana, another one of those just fill in the blank kinda quiz LOL



Your Life’s Challenge is Being Fussy




You are a responsible, detail oriented person who everyone can count on. You never let others down. You are a perfectionist, and you hold yourself to high standards. You enjoy being a success. However, you tend to hold others to high standards as well, and they almost always fail to live up to them. Lighten up a little, and cut people some slack. You may want to cut yourself a little slack too while you’re at it.

THE SEVEN WHYS OF MEN

WARNING ADULT FEMALE HUMOR! Stop now if you think you might be offended! (or scroll slowly, so you can stop)

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

Because they are plugged into a genius

2. WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

They don’t have enough time

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

They don’t stop to ask for directions

4. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

So they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktails parties

5. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

You need a rough draft before you make a final copy

6. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

Don’t know…..it has never happened

7. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn

Okay, after you’ve laughed your head off, go ahead and give the man in your life a hug! He’s not all that bad! Then share this with every female in your book, and any man that you think can handle it.

Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou

40 Responses to “What’s Your Life’s Challenge? and The Seven Whys of Men”

  1. OMG!!! I can’t stop laughing! What a friggin’ hoot! And, yep, sounds about right to me! But then my life’s challenge is that I’m fickle????? Have a great evening, my friend!

    Sylvia

  2. You warned me and I still kept reading. I need to learn to follow directions.

  3. i got the same result as yours… we must have been twins in a previous life! lol!

    those were good answers to men’s 7 whys… was there any doubt? what would have men done if we weren’t in your lives??? without women, the world would have been a BIG MESS! =))

    • ROFLMAO!!! Yeah it would have been a big mess…no putting on make up in the car, no honey I have a head ache LOL. Welcome to my club LOL :)

  4. LOL…but, at a party once, I DID witness a guy humping a lady’s leg. No…no, not really, I’m just trying really hard to make a funny this morning. Didn’t work, did it? #1 is perfect. I’m gonna have to relay that one to Bud. He’ll agree to it if he knows what’s good for him.

    Your Life’s Challenge is Procrastination

    You are a very creative and inspired person. You have a lot of unique and interesting talents.
    You can do amazing things, and you are always thinking outside the box. You have quite a mind.

    However, you tend to have trouble turning your ideas into reality. You put off doing actual work.
    Don’t forget that perspiration is a big part of being a genius. Get to work!

    What’s Your Life’s Challenge?
    Blogthings: We’re Not Shrinks, But We Play Them On the Internet

    I best get busy!!

    • LOL…trust me my friend your funny worked :) LOL I’m going to have to warn Bud LOL Too funny. Yeah I think you best get busy and have a great Friday :)

  5. My Life’s challenge is getting out of bed each morning.

    I took a break after #1 only because I couldn’t stop laughing. All of them are so hysterically true. :)

  6. I didn’t click the link, because I already know I am a Class-A Procrastinator.
    However, I did keep reading through that list up there and it is pretty much on-target. LOL :D

  7. LOL, thanks for the warning…but it was a great read…
    thanks for the laugh.
    I truly miss coming here.
    hugs
    shakira

  8. The test confirmed what I already knew. I am fussy.

    Thom, the 7 whys of men was too funny.

    Have a great weekend.

  9. I’m laughing, not commenting.

  10. That was outrageous! What a disservice to men! You turncoat! And totally on the money. i was gasping for air that was SO funny! Great job…

    • ROFLMAO!!! I knew you would say something like this. Sorry about the DPM. I just didn’t have time yesterday. :) Oh well sometimes it just happens :)

  11. Quiz is broken. I am the least fussy person I know. I should have gotten the procrastination one!

    Loved the 7 Whys of men, however I do know one man who can put the toilet seat down. No, I didn’t train him to, his mama did.

  12. I’d tell you what I think but your quiz claims I’m a procrastinator. Maybe tomorrow.

    Never has a quiz been so wrong.

    Never have silly one liners made me laugh so hard. Thanks!

  13. It says my life’s challenge is procrastination, but that is NOT me.

    lol on the 7 whys of men.

  14. ROFLMBO! THIS is what I came BACK to??? Just my luck! Hahahaha!

    My Quiz said…

    Your Life’s Challenge is Being Dramatic
    You are a colorful and flamboyant person. Your emotions run high, and you’re passionate about almost everything.
    You are very expressive, and you never fail to say what’s on your mind. You are intense and driven. (do ya think???)

    Unsurprisingly, your passion can sometimes turn into moodiness. (ME?) You can be a bit unpredictable. (hmmm…)
    If you just thought before you spoke, you might regret less in your life. (THAT’s what GOD said!!!) And that’s something worth biting your tongue for! (YEP!)

    Oh my Darlin’ I’ve MISSED you like CRAZY!!!

  15. Do we have the same birthday? I got the same answer as you!!

    Those riddles – too funny! although I tell Curt a vibrator can’t take out the trash!

  16. very impreesive Q/A,
    i did read them,
    wise words of yours…
    too funny.
    I myself never thought of these…

  17. LOL What a great list!

    I’m “Dramatic” also, and it fits!

  18. It says:

    Your Life’s Challenge is Being Bossy
    You are an idea person, and you often become obsessed with your grand theories.
    No doubt about it, you are quite brilliant and insightful. People should listen to you.

    However, you get a bit annoyed when others don’t agree with everything you say. You like to be the expert.
    Open up a bit to other opinions and points of view. Even a brainiac like you can be wrong once in a while.

    Humph. Am not.

  19. I am also fussy, but not perfectionist at all ! this time it didn’t fit.
    N° 7 is very true, I mowed the lawn yesterday !

  20. I am “Fickle”. Hmmm who would have thunk.

    The whole world is open to you. You are a smart person with many resources and opportunities.
    You’ve lucked out a lot in life. Things always seem to go your way, and you’ve had many successes.

    You may be surprised to learn that you are standing in the way of more success by being a bit too irresponsible and flaky.
    If you stuck to things a bit longer, you would rule the world. You have much more in you than you even realize.

    Crap, All Crap.

    I saw the list before, funny I didn’t send you this one. Er, the Anonymous Emailer.

    • LOL..you think so? LOL The last paragraph maybe but that’s about all. Except that last sentence LOL :) I think we all have more than that than we really admit to :)


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