The Lingerie Test and Hollywood Squares
I can already hear and read the comments coming in for this one. OMG I can’t wait to read the responses. ROFLMAO!!! I’m heading for the high road when this baby posts ROFLMAO!!! For the record I think this is pretty much me.
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You Are Dangerous and Unpredictable |
 Your idea of romance is a relationship that makes your heart pound and your stomach churn. You like to live on the edge. If you get too comfortable in a relationship, then you get bored. You need lots of mystery, excitement, and even danger to keep you interested. Your ideal parter is sexy to the point of making you lose control. You like to feel completely overwhelmed. |
These great questions and answers are from the days when ‘ Hollywood Squares’ game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course..
Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?
A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness!
(The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!)
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
Q. If you’re going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
Q. You’ve been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts: That’s what’s been keeping me awake.
Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he’s married?
A. Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.
Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency…
Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say ‘I Love You’?
A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty…
Q. What are ‘Do It,’ ‘I Can Help,’ and ‘I Can’t Get Enough’?
A. George Gobel: I don’t know, but it’s coming from the next apartment.
Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I’ll give you a gesture you’ll never forget.
Q.. Paul, why do Hell’s Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
Q. Charley, you’ve just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A.. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I’m too busy growing strawberries.
Q. In bowling, what’s a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.
Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I’m always safe in the bedroom.
Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?
Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.
Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.
Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn’t neglected.
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?
Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
A. Charley Weaver: I’ll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.
Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.
Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh
Hey, it’s only my opinion.
A Hui Hou
That’s my result ! Hahahaha ! Yours is much better !
You Are Sweet and Sensible
Your idea of romance is a weekend with no troubles or cares. You don’t need much to be happy.
You feel like almost any situation can be romantic. It’s all about having the right attitude.
Your ideal partner is down to earth, practical, and responsible. You want someone that you can rely on.
For you, love almost always makes sense. You don’t believe that love is irrational.
Well I will have to tell you I agree with you. Yours seems to be down right boring LOL
I see nothing unusual about your results…
LOVE those Hollywood Squares Q/A and I remember a few of them from watching the show! Ah the good old days…
LOL…it was the picture. I thought OMG…where’s the jock strap LOL. Yeah it was a show that was one of a kind. I loved it
Rose Marie loves the bedroom
I am sweet and sensible.
LOL…indeed she does.
I think you are sweet and sensible 
Loved those old Hollywood squares!!
Ok, I was confused with the quiz, so just picked what would be the most fun to wear and I got:
You Are Wild and Outrageous
Your idea of romance is a highly sexy, highly naughty time. You’re pretty much down for anything, as long as it’s wild.
You crave adventure, and you definitely like to mix things up a lot in the bedroom. You never let anything get routine.
Your ideal partner has an active (and delightfully devilish) imagination. Your dream lover always has a new idea to drive you wild.
For you, love is all about trying new things together. It’s important that you don’t get bored with one another.
The Lingerie Test
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It was a great show. I love your results. It’s great
Whoa! Rose Marie is very woman
Tests result call me sweet and sensible. Not entirely me lol
LOL Isn’t she though? I loved her
Thom, Thom….if you have stomach churning and heart pounding so…I’d recommend you take some pepto bismol and make an appointment to see an ulcer specialist in the morning….something is growing!!! [pun intended] Oh and your outfit on the quiz results?——-lovely.
Now, with Paul Lynde….I sure do miss him even today. Bud and I talk about how he made the world laugh with his quick wit. We lost a great one.
Loved the Hollywood Squares.
Thank you Dr. Hootin’ Anni. I think I’ll follow your prescription LOL I’m glad you liked these outfits. I think these quizzes are all written by women OR that they think that women will be the only ones that take them
Ohhhhhh I remember Hollywood Squares in those days! It was hysterical!
I can’t TAKE this quiz! NONE of those lingeries appealed to me! I prefer sweats and tee shirts! ROFL!
LOL Me a T-Shirt and shorts. That show was just hysterical
Here’s mine, and I think it is spot-on in describing both me and my husband!
You Are Sensitive and Idealistic
Your idea of romance is something right out of a fairy tale. You’d like an evening where your partner pulls out all the stops for you.
You aren’t exactly spoiled, but you do like to be pampered in relationships. It’s important for you to feel taken care of.
Your ideal partner is responsible, giving, and considerate. You want someone who is serious about making a relationship work.
For you, love is sticking together through the good times and bad. You take love very seriously.
I like those results
Missed ya today in Thunkland. Can’t imagine why you took a hiatus this week. Is Hollywood Squares still on TV?
Well if Berleen and Kimber would get it posted early Wednesday morning I’d be back. But oh well, they post it way to late for me to do it. Nope I don’t think it is
ROTFL over The Hollywood Squares! Square was something they weren’t, that’s for sure!!
As a kid, I didn’t get all their jokes (and that is probably a good thing!), but I always knew that Paul Lynde was funny.
Isn’t that the truth. And the way he laughed was a hoot
what a great blast from the past wit and laughs without need of explanation love it
Isn’t that the truth. You hit the nail on the head with no need for explanation
Here’s mine:
You Are Giving and Caring
Your idea of romance is doing something special for your partner without expecting anything in return.
You realize that love is a two-way street, and you’re always more than willing to put in your fair share of work.
Your idea partner is mature, sensitive, and aware. You need someone who can appreciate everything you bring to the table.
For you, love is doing what you can to make things work. It’s about giving each other the benefit of the doubt and being there for one another.
I think I preferred yours Thom! LOL
Those Hollywood Squares answers are so funny.
LOL…I think I do as well LOL Glad you enjoyed the Hollywood Squares
ha, so this is the infamous “pick a picture and we’ll tell you who you are” quiz wherein gender, age, culture, environment etc. play no role whatsoever. pffffft, i say!
(flirty and aggressive – moi??? pffft again!)
loved the hollywood squares, though
ROFLMAO!!! I knew it I just knew it. LOL Glad you liked the Hollywood Squares however
OMG Thom, I laughed myself sore at those Hollywood Squares lines!!
As for that dangerous-and-unpredictable-you tending to ‘lose control’, may I suggest you exchange that bustier they gave you for Depends.
I’m NOT going to take a quiz about romance; I’ll only get depressed!
ROFLMAO!!! Only you would think that. Are they on sale do ya know? LOL I knew you wouldn’t take this one. But it could give you hope if you did hmmm?
I’m Sensitive and Idealistic. Yeah, everybody says so!
pffft…yeah right LOL
I think the quiz summed me up pretty well. It said: Your idea of romance is something right out of a fairy tale. You’d like an evening where your partner pulls out all the stops for you. You aren’t exactly spoiled, but you do like to be pampered in relationships. It’s important for you to feel taken care of. Your ideal partner is responsible, giving, and considerate. You want someone who is serious about making a relationship work. For you, love is sticking together through the good times and bad. You take love very seriously.
I am old enough to remember the original Hollywood Squares and I loved them!
I think that is so you.
I loved Hollywood Squares as well 
ROFLMAO!! I pulled this up and I cracked up laughing!
Post it now!
You Are Sensitive and Idealistic
Your idea of romance is something right out of a fairy tale. You’d like an evening where your partner pulls out all the stops for you.
You aren’t exactly spoiled, but you do like to be pampered in relationships. It’s important for you to feel taken care of.
Your ideal partner is responsible, giving, and considerate. You want someone who is serious about making a relationship work.
For you, love is sticking together through the good times and bad. You take love very seriously.
Isn’t it too funny LOL
I’m afraid of the quiz question…very afraid.
I LOVED the old Hollywood Squares! As a kid, I enjoyed Paul Lynde because that laugh was so oddball. When I saw reruns as an adult, I realized how much went over my head!
Thanks for a fun trip down memory lane.
YOu are most welcome. You are so right about his laugh
Oh, dear! I’m dangerous and unpredictable???? Surely not!! At least not at my age! Well, maybe dangerous to myself!! Laughed so hard at the Hollywood Squares questions, what a hoot! Hope your day has gone well. Have a great weekend!
Sylvia
I think that fits to a T my friend. LOL Weren’t they just too funny? LOL
My nighties are the same as yours – well you know what I mean.
I loved the old Hollywood Squares.
Paul Lynde was the best comic. I always wished Charley Weaver could be my Grandpa.
All those wonderful people who were once a part of my life. In those days you felt they were a part of your life. Today TV characters come and go at the drop of a hat.
Sometimes late at night I watch the old B&W Password show. That’s a hoot!
OMG the old Password with Alan Ludden? Isn’t that his name? Was married to Betty White I think or someone that’s for sure LOL. That’s so good. I also liked Rose Marie. She could have been my grandma LOL
Glad we have the same nighties LOL. Too funny 
Oh, I tried to get to your blog three times before this today. It wouldn’t come up. Don’t know if it was on your end or mine.
I was having problems this morning. They moved it to another data center and it was all off this morning. So It was most likely on my end
Sorry
Now I’ve got a picture of you in that lingerie in my head, LMAO!
My lingerie answer is “Giving and Caring”
Isn’t it just too funny. I swear they need to know if a man or a woman is doing the quiz LOL
Paul Lynde was such a crack up on that show. Thanks for bringing back some funny memories. Now I’m wondering how long it wil take for me to stop picturing you wearing that “Dangerous and Unpredictable” lingerie. :p
You think you have visions of that. I’ve done this over a week ago and it still haunts me LOL. Paul Lynde was a riot…and that laugh of his…too funny
I remember the Hollywood Squares, I always like George Gobel he made the show. Thanks for sharing.
Shoot I forgot about him. He was good one there as well
The Hollywood Squares was the best improv comedy show on TV.
Detour
Isn’t that the truth
Hollywood Squares is scripted now??? I really just thought the people weren’t funny anymore.
And I am giving and caring….and the description was actually pretty accurate!
The new one wasn’t near as funny. Only Whoopi if you ask me. But the old one was grate. Yup I think that is you