The Happy Smiley Test and The Harley-Davidson Facts
Uh Oh!!! This makes three in a row. Juliana ought to be thrilled 
This is me.
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You Are Positive |
You are the likable type. It would be hard not to like someone as sunny and upbeat as you! You are actively engaged in the world around you. You don’t stray too far from your friends. You try to make every moment fun, and you refuse to let life get you down. You savor a good chuckle. You are attracted to people who are excited about life. You like to surround yourself with joy.
From our anonymous jokester Bill at The Old Fart’s Blog we get the following. Mahalo Mr. Anonymous.
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. ‘Since you’ve been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.’
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ‘ I want to hang out with God.’
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, ‘Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle? ‘
Arthur said, ‘Yeah, that’s me…’
God commented: ‘Well, what’s the big deal in inventing something that’s pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can’t run without a road?’
Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, ‘Excuse me, but aren’t you the inventor of woman?’
God said, ‘Ah, yes.’
‘Well,’ said Arthur, ‘professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention !
1. There’s too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!
‘Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,’ replied God, ‘hold on.’
God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.
The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
‘Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,’ God said to Arthur, ‘but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours’.
Hey, it’s only my opinion.
A Hui Hou
ROTFLMBO (loose suspension and all)
ROFLMAO!!!! Isn’t that the truth
Oh, and I forgot to say: I’m little miss sunshine, too! Just like you, Thom….
Well aren’t we just rays a glow LOL
Surprise, surprise! I’m little miss sunshine, too. I was afraid to read the Harley Davidson piece to closely because I have all of those flaws I’m afraid!! Have a great evening, my friend!
Sylvia
LOL welcome to the club and don’t ever be afraid. We all have flaws and some time they are excellent to share with the world
Good grief, what a collection of illustrations! But I like God’s last word on it.
I’m “energetic”, and what a load of crapola that was.
LOL…I knew ya would ms. energetic
your post tickles…
Waaaah! Love all the animations!!!!You are the best!
Glad you enjoyed these my friend
My friend, you are indeed a sunny person.
Great punchline.
Thanks so much my friend. I try to be but there are times I can be a dark grey cloud…believe me LOL
You Are Kind
You have a broad perspective on life. You are very understanding and forgiving.
You prefer a quiet, peaceful existence. You don’t like noise in your head – or in the world around you.
For you, there’s no such thing as too much calm. Having time to think is a gift that you treasure.
I’ve got some complaints about the front and rear suspension myself!
Well that is you. I can’t believe you held back. Care to share what they are? I’d love to hear them LOL
LOL….I’ve read this before…and love it. But!—never had the animated story before. What a treat to have a giggle so early in the a.m.
Thom Regarding my post today: No….I love the fountain. It’s great. And the arbor will be really nice. I think. It’s a whole ‘nother story I ended with today that irks me still today. About demolition of a rotted old building that needed torn down…and the city fought with several groups. Even it came to a vote of the citizens…to tear it down. Then the group that was fighting went to AUSTIN [the capital of TEXAS] and got an injunction to delay the demolition….costing us taxpayers thousands of dollars because of it. Long story!!!
You Are Stable
On the outside, you are a happy-go-lucky person. On the inside, you are a lot more complicated than that.
You are a bit hard to read, and purposely so. You don’t want to broadcast your feelings to the world.
You are quite mature, and you are able to give back to others. You don’t have to make it all about you.
Community is important to you. You like to stay involved and engaged in order to lend a hand.
The Happy Smiley Test
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Glad you enjoyed this with the animations
Thanks I agree with you. I left a response on your blog 
I think this fits you 
whew… thank god there’s no illustration for #4… LOL! this was rocking good, thom! aren’t all those flaws true??? but then… god’s findings really cracked me up. yebaaaaa!!!
and by the way mr. sunny smiley, keep spreading that sunshine. you make a lot of people happy. laughing, in fact.
thanks so much for that heartwarming comment on my haiku post. :-*
ROTFLMAO!!! I just posted this the way it came to me. I so wanted to put something up for number 4 but thought nawww..better not Can you imagine what it would be LOL. Glad you like the funny’s I think we need that every day whether you agree with it or disagree…a good laugh is a great way to start the day. I loved your haiku
It was brilliant 
LOL! i’m sure you would have found something wholesome for #4. humor this good is hard to come by. i read it again and it still made me laugh. the best way to start my day! thanks again =)
morning {{{hugsss}}} for you!
LOL. it is quite funny.
And I am supposedly Compassionate….let us hope that holds up as I approach today’s funeral for Auntie and her crazy, bossy cousin.
Thanks for making me grin…even if that rear suspension thing feels a little TOO familiar.
I’m energetic!
Why don’t I doubt that
Oh Thom, you are a bad, bad boy!! I’m gonna try that smiley test….
LOL..well sometimes I can be good LOL It’s just it doesn’t happen all that often
Smiley test…
“You are True”
for me.
Raining here… but at least it is a bit cooler.
Thanks for stopping by my blog Thom. Always value your comments, they are so kind.
Hope the skies ‘sunny up’ for you!
God got it right!
Indeed
you sure know how to make an old joke a riot!
the only smiley that appealed to me somehow was the sunny one. oh well… no wonder as only get to see the sun once in a blue moon
LOL…a blue moon. I never thought of that.
I’ve always said that God has a strange sense of humor…
LOL Ya Think?
You are the likable type. It would be hard not to like someone as sunny and upbeat as you!
You are actively engaged in the world around you. You don’t stray too far from your friends.
You try to make every moment fun, and you refuse to let life get you down. You savor a good chuckle.
You are attracted to people who are excited about life. You like to surround yourself with joy.
I’ll take that!
Yup. That is you.
You Are Wild
You are unpredictable, kooky, and a total handful. You are the brightest bulb in the room.
You are a wild ride. If people hitch their wagon to your star, then they better brace themselves.
In life, you are a powerhouse that can’t be stopped. You are a total idea person.
You are always challenging the status quo and innovating. You don’t accept anything as given.
Do the men who ride women while they ride their Harleys get extra points?
You bet it does.
. I like this
You Are True
You make everyone around you relax. You just have a naturally easygoing vibe.
You are completely genuine, and you appreciate every person’s unique gifts.
You love life, and you are quite content. When you smile or laugh, you mean it!
Friends consider you to have a good heart, and for you, there is no higher complement.
The Happy Smiley Test
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I agree with this about you.
Too funny. Love the animations.
Thanks. That totally makes it if you ask me.
I forgot I sent you this one as well. I think the Baron sent it to me.
You know I got to make a special folder in my Thunderbird that say Sent to Thom, so as I can check from time to time to remember what I sent you.
LOL. True and I get so many that it might be a while until it gets posted. Thanks for sending n:)
Thom, thanks for coming by and for the kudos on my art!! xoxo
Most welcome.
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