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The Dating Profiles Meme: Sunshine of Your Life

written by Thom - April 29th, 2010 at 10:02 pm

Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme . This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. This is a bit different than an “answer this question” meme. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person’s profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only “lines” that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!

The Dating Profiles Meme: Sunshine of Your Life

1. friends are the sunshine of your life. Stevie Wonder would be proud!

2. i am an accountant and musician with a wicked sense of humor. 3 X 3 = ? And can you answer in A Minor?

3. all i can say is that i am tired of the games. Go to Jail. Got directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.00

4. I spent the last year focusing on me, which is something I hadn’t done in a really long time. It’s been a lot of fun! Did Kodak pay you to say this?

5. Am looking for someone that can make me happy and be there for me through thick and thin and that can help me find the treasure that i have lost and will see me through all my ups and down, that is loving caring,understanding,that will respect my opinion and most of all that play the game of love.. Love is a many splendor thing you know…you ready to take that on?

6. I want love. You need to buddy up with #5!! Oh and I want money.

7. Looking for someone to spend quality time with, who respects me for who I am and who is satisfied with the direction that their life is going. Let me introduce you to the Wicked Witch of the West!

8. Something I haven’t done yet that I would like to do is deep sea diving. Were you on the set of Jaws by chance?

9. The thing I am most grateful for is being alive. Are you related to the Von Trapp family?

10. need some one to make me hole. “Holy Pie Hole Bat Girl! Good thing Robin is “whole”.

Thank you for playing this week on The Dating Profiles Meme . Please leave a comment or link when you have posted. Feel free to stop back and visit other player’s posts. Have a great week. Join us for Sunday Stealing. See you next Friday!

Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou

13 Responses to “The Dating Profiles Meme: Sunshine of Your Life”

  1. I almost threw in a jaws answer too.

  2. ROFLMAO at “3 X 3 = ? And can you answer in A Minor?” Who tells people this shit? Unbelievable…

  3. #10 wants a hole? roflmao!

    brilliant answers! :)

  4. #5 — I see what Gimmee Gimmee wants, but I don’t see anything s/he is willing to offer. Sounds like s/he is looking for an idol, not a partner.

    The more I read the stuff the more I understand why the world is full of lonely people. They deserve to be lonely! Get a personality, people!

  5. #3 ROTLMBO!
    #9 No, that person is related to my oldest son. However, I hope he never uses it as a pick-up line! :P


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