The Dating Profiles Meme: The Full Course Meal
Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme . This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. This is a bit different than an “answer this question” meme. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person’s profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only “lines” that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!
The Dating Profiles Meme: The Full Course Meal
1. I am not a side dish–i am the full course meal!!! Full course meals give me gas!!! I prefer side salads.
2. I do not want the kind of love I can live with, I want the kind of love I can’t live without. Plenty double talk going on here. Do they call you Forrest Gump?
3. I love to be outdoors doing things from hunting to biking to riding a motorcycle to walking on a hillside to swimming in a pond to watching a polo match. So you are one of those hills come alive types!
4. I believe if you meet someone on a date and you are not attracted to each other then there is no point in continuing to date. Well this is the second time that someone has said something intelligent here.
5. I have been viewed as a perfectionist, but what I believe in is when you do something, make sure you do it right!! I’m wondering if you worked in the Nixon administration by chance.
6. I am looking for someone who is half as happy to see me as my dogs. I bet a veternarian named James would see it your way as well.
7. Liars and cheaters will not be tolerated! Rock on!!!
8. I am in need of some down time. Well head on to the Lazy River.
9. I wanna be with someone who is better that the last relationship. The sex was not two good. that? two? BITE ME!
10. You smile even when soaked on a wet day. Your point here?
Thank you for playing this week on The Dating Profiles Meme . Please leave a comment or link when you have posted. Feel free to stop back and visit other player’s posts. Have a great week. Join us for Sunday Stealing. See you next Friday!
Hey, it’s only my opinion.
A Hui Hou
Only cabbage gives me gas…heheheh!
Forrest Gump is one of my best movies.
LOL…too funny. I’m with you on Forrest Gump
Hills Alive bores and annoys me personally….
LOL…oh yeah? Me too
Oh I LOVE the Antwerp Flash Mob video – it always makes me so happy to watch it!!
So did I tick you off with my last post? You seemed a bit testy in your comment… heehee
Don’t worry, I know that man simply doesn’t exist. It’s just fun to put the qualities out there for comparison. Naturally I think *you’re* fabulous. Head and shoulders above blah blah blah 
*hugs*
Me too. I love it. You are right about your last post and I certainly wasn’t ticked off…LOL some times I’m just abrupt. Well many times LOL and it comes off like I am. Sorry about that. Thanks for the wonderful comment
SOMETIMES you’re abrupt? Sometimes? Sometimes?
Understatement.
But I love you, two. (ROTFLMAO) I love it when you make fun of the typos, misspellings and bad word choices.
Well most times…Busted!!! Well guess who I learned that from Q? LOL xoxoxox
i sooooooooo love all your video replies but… omg the sound of music video is definitely THE BEST! did you see that old woman’s reaction as she watched the dancers? it’s the train station that came alive here.
I just love that video as well. It’s awesome. Indeed it was the train station and the lady watching was priceless
your video responses are just fabulous (too bad not all of them play for me)
Well thank you my friend. I wish they did. Damn YouTube LOL
Loved the videos! Particularly Nixon. Too funny! Thanks for playing…
Most welcome. I liked that one as well. I wondered how many would get that one
See, you told me not to try to catch up with all the posts I missed, but they are all so funny, how do I skip them?
LOL…and I told you also that you wouldn’t listen LOL
I knew it!!! Mahalo 
Oh boy – the OSMONDS? Must be a special occasion!
ROFLMAO!!! Maybe so