The Dating Profiles Meme: The Dog Out of the Car Window
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Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme . This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. This is a bit different than an “answer this question” meme. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person’s profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only “lines” that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!
The Dating Profiles Meme: The Dog Out of the Car Window
1. I smile every time I see a dog with its head out a car window. The answers my friend are blowing in the wind.
2. I’m been separated for close to a year and just would like to hang out and meet new people. And here you are in front of your computer composing a dating profile. That’s a great way to hang out.
3. If I had a nickel for every time I sneezed I’d be rich. You have stock in Kleenex?
4. Because of my hair products I usually smell like coconuts. I guess that’s better than BO.
5. As for who I am looking for I would like to meet someone who can share some of the activities I love as well as teach me new things. So said Forrest Gump!
6. We are the crowd, we’re c-comin’ out. Diana Ross would be proud.
7. Everyone is looking to be loved and to love someone but I guess I want more than that. Maybe your looking in all the wrong places.
8. My favorite things to do is spending every free moment with family and friends. Unfortunately most of my friends and family don’t live even remotely near by because I’m new to this area. I’d call U-Haul if I were you.
9. Life has thrown me a curve ball and sucked the air out of me completely. So, I’m looking for friendship at first and what will be, will be. Que Sera Sera.
10. Have a heart of gold but just no one to share it with. Somewhere over the rainbow go find yourself a leprechaun.
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Hey, it’s only my opinion.
A Hui Hou
Loved your answers Thom, esp No1. Found this week’s took a bit of contemplation! Have a great weekend
Glad you liked. Indeed it did
This person really is a loser.
Oh this is all the same person? LOL
So Carol, did you find someone on that dating service that looked promising?
YEA! I signed up to meet this awesome dude with a SNEEZING problem!
(who PUTS that on their profile????)
DELETE!
ROFLMAO. oh my darlin’ so true
i take it that dog looking out a car window is smarter than all of these candidates
I tend to agree with you.
i’d say QUE SERA SERA was the theme song of a forgotten era… our era? LOL! we have the same answer on that one, thom.
that BO answer got me rolling here. these profiles really drive me crazy!
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LOL great minds. LOL they drive me nuts as well
I always want to make the same comeback to just about everyone of these — get a personality! Sheesh!
Isn’t that the truth. Especially today’s
Why did I not think of Forrest Gump and Diana Ross…LOL
well done!
You are really so good at these, Thom..blowing in the wind…
I dunno. LOL. Mahalo.