Welcome toThe Dating Profiles Meme. This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. This is a bit different than an “answer this question” meme. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person’s profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only “lines” that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!
1. I have updated my profile. I’m at a point in my life where I know exactly what I want. Woo Hoo!!! Good for you.
2. I want someone who will be a healthy role model in my children’s lives. Does that include drugs, sex and rock-n-roll?
3. I really enjoy being in nature, feeling and listening to the crunching of leaves under my feet, listening to the waves hit the shore, staying home and listening to the rain and watching a good movie with someone nice, to playing shuffleboard together as we age. I take it your a naturist!
4. I just haven’t met you yet. No you haven’t. Very astute.
5. Whatever happened to real dating? Is it silly of me to think that it could possibly still exist? Fake is as fake does.
6. I like sun more than snow. Don’t we all.
7. Happily never married, now it doesn’t seem like such a bad idea! Actually, it isn’t the “married” part that is attractive at this point in my life, I’d love to consider a soulmate with whom to share the second half of life. Are you attractive?
8. Newly separated, looking for someone to have some adventures with. On the rebound. No thanks.
9. Been looking for love in all the wrong places… maybe here will be the right place. Go to Uranus. Plenty lovin’ there, or so I’ve heard.
10. I belong to a non profit (the “Court”) in which my court name is Ingok Ryd-alot, I’ll explain about the court later. You need to contact Eddie’s father.
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Hey, it’s only my opinion.
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13 Responses to “The Dating Profiles Meme: I Know What I Want”
Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme . This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. This is a bit different than an “answer this question” meme. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person’s profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only “lines” that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!
I just had to click on the white ball to see what it was. The things people come up with.
Are all of your comments back to normal? I still have Disqus. They said it could take 48 hours.
LOL…too funny. Yeah, I just deleted it and all the comments came on back. I might put it on my Portrait of Words. Haven’t decided yet
Eddie’s father was hot! I had a crush on him. Too bad he died so unpleasantly.
That one pic is way disturbing…..
So glad to see normal commenting…….
LOL. Too funny. Witch picture. There are a couple here that I think are disturbing
Yeah I didn’t keep Disqus very long LOL 
I’m loving those Japanese fake boobs, but #9 is a riot — so the *personal ads* are the right place to look for love? Pfft.
LOL…I say pffft as well LOL. Glad you enjoyed the fake boobs
LOL
well, i’m at a point in my life where i know exactly what i don’t want (well, one thing at least), and that is meeting any of these folks
That’s why this is so fun to do because you can just be so nasty and sarcastic to what they have said LOL
Those things fascinate me but I am kind of glad I never had to do one. We found each other the old fashioned way. . .
LOL and that’s the best way to find each other if ya ask me.
People let me tell you about my best friend … I loved that show!
You know, Thom, I read these memes and I marvel at the number of stupid people in the world. (Notice that I don’t marvel that they’re single.)
Q I think there are more out there than we even care to admit