written by Thom - April 8th, 2010 at 4:18 pm
Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme . This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. This is a bit different than an “answer this question” meme. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person’s profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only “lines” that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!
The Dating Profiles Meme: I Gotta Go Outside
1. i love to lol i cant stand being in the house. love being out side. WTG! I hp u kp ur hse cln.
2. One might az well try to ride two horsez moving in different directionz, az 2 try 2 maintain in equal force two opposing or contradictory setz of desirez… What the hell you talking about Willis?
3. To always keep a positive attitude about things even though they might not be going right at the time everything happens for a reason and it may not start off good but eventually it will end well. Does War ever end well?
4. Someone that dosn’t mind going to church once in a while. Who you? Ever heard of spell check?
5. You are being screened, so alcoholics, addicts, stalkers need not apply. Can thieves, polygamists and liars apply then?
6. Glass 3/4 full. Excellent what happened to the other 1/4?
7. For a person I love I will do absolutely everything. You could eventually learn to regret those words. Go clean the pig sty then! Oh yeah ya don’t love me. pffft
8. I want someone who will be my partner, soul mate, lover, confidant and best friend. This is the first logical statement I heard in any of The Dating Profile Memes. Collect $200.00 for passing go and get your stay out of jail free card. WOOT!
9. I am actually 38, but frequently told I look 10 years younger. Plastic surgery works wonders I tell ya.
10. I like to think of myself as a learner, a giver, an explorer, learning every second and appreciating what the next person you meet teaches you and what you give them. You are certainly a Jack-of-all-Trades and probably a Master of none. I hope you give them money for teaching you!
Thank you for playing this week on The Dating Profiles Meme . Please leave a comment or link when you have posted. Feel free to stop back and visit other player’s posts. Have a great week. Join us for Sunday Stealing. See you next Friday!
Hey, it’s only my opinion.
A Hui Hou
Two and nine are keepers!
LOL…I thought so as well
These were much better this week. Your answer to nine actually got me to laugh out loud, and since I am having horrific stomach issues and laughing hurts, you know I really thought it was funny.
Poor thing. I hope you get better real soon. Take care of yourself. I’m glad you enjoyed
The sarcasm is thick today. LOL. I do love response #1-were you working on your short hand?
As usual. I did it because of the LOL in the statement!
Great answers, esp No9! Have a great weekend Thom
Thank you my friend.:) Have a great Friday
HA! #8- logical!!!
Good answers as usual.
Have a great day!
Thank you. Well I thought it was as well
I got stuck on the first one. What did you say?
Okay woo woo brain. Don’t you text? LOL It says: Way To Go. I hope You keep your house clean. Geez!!!!
#1 They’re now texting on dating sites? I’m so ahead of the times lol
#2 English will do
#7 cliche, makes me sleepy; and learning every second? that’s just taxing.
I dunno. I just did that because of the LOL in the statement. Indeed on #2 and I’m with ya on #7
SOOOOO glad I am not in that pool.
You and me both kiddo
You know… I can HONESTLY say I have NEVER used OR READ one of these sites – and I’m GLAD! I feel sO sorry for my kids…
Oh my darlin’ I can honestly say the same thing as you
WOOT!!!
The worst part of the reality of this meme is that it is SO friggin’ easy to find the ten. It took me over an hour this week to write Thursday Thunks. This I did in fifteen. Loved, “Can thieves, polygamists and liars apply then?” Enjoy your Friday…
Well I can imagine that. This one all you gotta do is find 10 stupid statements which is very easy to do. TT you have to be creative LOL
Glad you enjoyed 
how many people is #8 after? unless they find a perfect match in #10
Who knows…and it’s possible that they can find the perfect match
It does happen 
I really love your “Can thieves, polygamists and liars apply then?”
How awesome it that?
I do not know how Bud does it all… creepy man! LOL
Creepy aint the word my friend LOL Glad you enjoyed
LOL at 8 and 9!
Glad you enjoyed