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The Dating Profiles Meme: Going to Pot

written by Thom - February 4th, 2010 at 6:56 pm

Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme . This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. This is a bit different than an “answer this question” meme. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person’s profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only “lines” that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!

The Dating Profiles Meme: Going to Pot

1. I truly believe in a lid for every pot. Is that like the pot calling the kettle black?

2. i have chose to move on with my life and forget about my terrible past and moreover its part of the reason why i am on here hoping that i would be able to meet someone who is willing to accept me for whom i am. Well let’s hope they can understand your sentence first!

3. I very much hope that sometime to me I will carry also shall find such person and I shall be happy with it. Is this some new language? I got lost after sometime.

4. I am not interested in anyone who is not ready to be monogamous. Buckle up for safety baby!

5. 1 Man, 1 Woman, Thats How Its Done. Does it involve birds and bees?

6. Bottom line I’m looking for someone who fears the Lord, who is willing to pray with his partner and share the ministry for which Christ has in store for us. I suppose you are into loving the Devil?

7. At the moment I am not looking for a long term relationship. Oh so it’s a Wham Bam Thank You Ma’am kinda thing huh?

8. I do hope you are active yourself and “tolerate” my passion for triathlons. Run Forrest, Run!

9. I won’t shut up because i talk alot. They call you Myna by chance?

10. What to put….really…I know who I am, and it took me a long time to figure out that that person is really great, but I’m learning. Shirley Bassey would be so proud!!!

Thank you for playing this week on The Dating Profiles Meme . Please leave a comment or link when you have posted. Feel free to stop back and visit other player’s posts. Have a great week. Join us for Sunday Stealing. See you next Friday!

Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou

16 Responses to “The Dating Profiles Meme: Going to Pot”

  1. You know, I completely understand why these people have turned to the internet for dates. Nobody would stand still and listen to that crap! Your answer are wonderful!

  2. Bud’s meme is becoming a phenomenon, and your answers Thom are always brilliant besides making me laugh all the time. I haven’t participated in this meme since the first time I did, but I will join again when I can croak off answers I won’t regret too much later :-)

    • Ah…never regret your answers you give LOL. I sure as hell don’t LOL but who knows they might haunt me later LOL :) Glad you liked my answers :)

  3. phew, these quotes say something about the folks that frequent these sites. loved the answers :)

  4. OMG.
    Just O.M.G.

    I think #3 might be my niece.
    :-(

    And #9 — yeah I bet that one got a lot of replies too ROFL

    Makes you just scared to be single!

  5. “Run, Forrest Run” was the balls! Thanks for playing. The pics were great. too…

  6. It’s hard to believe these folks are unattached.

    Flash 55 – Buried Secrets

  7. I love #2….Run-on sentences are my favorite!


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