Saturday 9 – Fast Car and Some Saturday Funny Pictures

Welcome to Saturday 9. What we’ve committed to our readers is that we will post 9 questions every Saturday. Sometimes the post will have a theme, and at other times the questions will be totally unrelated. Those weeks we do “random questions,” so-to-speak. We encourage you to visit other participants posts and leave a comment. Because we don’t have any rules, it is your choice. We hate rules. We love memes, however, and here is today’s meme!

1. What’s the furthest trip you’ve taken by automobile? From Shaker Heights, Ohio to Tucson, Arizona.

2. What’s the worst pick up line you’ve ever received? Get your ass up off the floor.

3. What’s the best pick up line you’ve gotten? Get your ass up off the floor.

4. What was the last gift that you received? Money and a birthday suit.


5. What was the last gift that you gave someone? Gab to Quilly at Quintessentially Quilly>

6. Tell us about the last time you cried. When my butt was spanked coming out of the birth canal.

7. Tell us about the last time you laughed uncontrollably. Never. I always control my laugh.

8. Do you suffer road rage? What are your thoughts on it? No. I love to watch other fools do it though. Bunch of idiots.

9. What’s one of your favorite movie quotes? “Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money ’cause I still haven’t seen a nickel of that million dollars.”

Hey, it’s only my opinion.
A Hui Hou




















your “silly” answers never fail to make me laugh… but nothing can really beat these funny photos! LMAO! where the hell did you find these great photos?
because of the daily dose of laughter i get from your blog, i have passed on an award to you. i hope you can drop by again at Sheepish Thoughts to claim it. here’s the link:
http://sheeponarampage.blogspot.com/2009/07/its-major-award.html
Thank you so much for the award. Will pick it up after work. I get the ages from Google Images. And a smile and laugh is good for anyone anytime. Glad you enjoy. Mahalo again.
It just dawned on me. The photos came from a friend in am email. LOL.
This toilet would be perfect for me ! so I wouldn’t have to interrupt my blogging !
ROFLMAO. I thought the same thing. LOL
I think I must do an exception here, apparently there are whole conversations going on, lol ! Jientje told me that too !
ROFLMAO…There is a lot of conversing here in this playground. Glad you stopped back by.
Aloha
Oh gosh, those funny pics are hilarious!
Things, the world really needs!
I like the shoe and stairs idea though. Keeps you fit when you are searching for a certain pair
Lol. I agree. Some of these look pretty practical. The stairs were awesome. Glad you enjoyed.
The stairs are such a great idea! I love that! Not only will it keep you fit, but you can go shopping for shoes infinitely!
ROFL!!!
So you did cry when you were born? Who would have thought!
LOL such a woman. Always thinking of shopping. I’m gonna start calling you Imelda. LOL. and yes that’s about the only time I ever have shed a tear. LOL
DON’T.
YOU.
DARE!!
Pffft is that a warning Imelda? ROFLMAO
I loved your answers! Have a happy Saturday
Thanks and have a great weekend yourself.
you haven’t cried since birth?!
wow that’s a lot bottled in
love all the inventions
LOL. I’m immune to that kinda stuff. Glad you liked ‘em
I wonder if anyone ever made any money on that stuff.
You should have said that you drove from the islands to Disney World. Shaker Hts? Nobody believes that one.
Damn where are you when I need you for answers? LOL. I dunno I’ve wondered that myself.
some of these products are just brilliant!!
lol
Aren’t they though.
First I would like to thank you for the cool award! It’s really strange because I just dreamed that you gave me an award.
I love theses products, and some of your answers had me in stitches.
Have a great day Thom!
You are most welcome. Could it have been karma? LOL. Glad you enjoyed the answers. Have a great weekend
Never. I always control my laugh. – Best. Answer. Ever. xoxo
LOL. thanks. Have a great weekend.
I’ve SEEN that ladder before! I want one! LOL! And I love that toaster/teapot too! As for the camera thing? I think it’s MUCH more FUN to put it on self-timer and then prop it carefully in a tree branch or on top of a coffee cup sitting on a wall or something like that – to get just that PERFECT picture!
ROFLMAO and then running like all get out to get yourself in the picture. Properly posed no less. ROFLMAO.
Those pics are too funny! Forrest Gump is one of my all time favorites! And that is, by far, the best and worst pick up line EVER!
LOL. Mahalo. I loved that movie. Glad you enjoyed. Have a great weekend.
too funny…lol…love all the photos…where did you get these from…thanks for the great post
Glad you enjoyed. I got an amail from a friend with these. Have a great weekend.
I love the photos, they’re too funny!
Hope you’re having a terrific weekend.
Mahalo. And you have a great weekend as well.
This was fun, Thom you are a Smart Ass, Oh, I already told ya this.
You best pop over to see if you can guess what the close up is, Melli, Susan, Hope and Baron, have already been over for a guess.
I’ve changed it a bit, you got to email me with your guess, (email provided on post) so as to not spoil it for others, and have ya all cheat and copy from the others like ya did last week with Dr John’s guess. Hmmmmm
“Have Bus Wench Will Travel”
Whilst you are over pondering your guess, here is an 1800ish Bus Wench .
“Have Bus Wench Will Travel”
LOL. What no cheating this week and
copying? LOL. I can’t see the picture good on my iPhone so have to wait until I get off work this afternoon. Resident Smart Ass me? You jest my friend. LOL
You’re going to have to build a new room on your house for all these awards, Thom! The photos are a riot—surely SOME are real, and some are jokes? If they were all one or the other I’d worry for society.
I thought you sister were going to build us a bigger house on the beach? Get crackin’. Fake pictures? Pffft I verify everything before posting
Do they have road rage in Hawaii?? I never understand how people who drive for a living can deal with traffic everyday. I ask that question constantly to one of my really good friends who drives a truck.
I hope my husband never sees those sheets. I keep telling him he has half the bed (hee hee hee)
I want that coffee cup with the cookie slot. I need that coffee cup with the cookie slot!!
ROFLMAO. it’s in the mail to ya. Lol. You gotta remember I’m getting paid so it males it a little easier to not get all raged up. LOL. love the hubby remark. LOL
LMAO at “When my butt was spanked coming out of the birth canal.”
Great line!
LOL…glad you enjoyed
Strange answers . I’m considering getting you a gift certificate to a good Psychologist.
The pictures were the best part of this post.
Betty and I could have used that umbrella today. Instead we didn’t get out of the car.
ROFLMAO…It would have to be a huge dollar amount Dr. John. LOL. Glad you liked the pictures.
What great inventions! Well, maybe except for the tape measure belt. LOL
LOL…isn’t that the truth and the older I get the more numbers I need
NOT
I want the cup. Where can I find one?
And the drawer space in the staircase. Brilliant!
You don’t like crazy drivers, do ya….
“Your Beautyness” if I so get out of the dungeon I will make sure you get one
Aloha…No much…no I don’t
HI Thom… I stopped by to see if your sunday stealing was up yet!!
Great answers for the SaTurday 9 .I didn’t do it this time because I just couldn’t get into the questions
But the sunday stealing is just plain wierd…LOL
I’ll check back later!
L
I had to work late and it just through me off. Sometimes it get’s like that I agree…I’ve passed up some in my time LOL Aloha
I want that mug with the cookie holder on the bottom. Whoever designed that is a freakin’ GENIUS!
You’re looking at him sister LOL.
I read this early this morning! I can’t believe I didn’t comment! I’ll tell you know what I was thinking then:
Thom, you are totally incorrigible!
ROFLMAO…Okay I’ll take your word for it. hmmm maybe I am…maybe I’m not…who knows…
I don’t know where you get these pictures, but they sure are funny!
Glad you enjoyed. Most of them come to me from email friends and family