Portrait of Words – #25
Dr. John at Dr. John’s Fortress and I would like to thank you for participating in Portrait of Words. If you are new or need the instructions for this weeks installment you can go HERE. For the writing guidelines on Portrait of Words you can go HERE. I would like to thank Dr. John for letting us use his pictures.
BOOGERSCHNITZ
Har-D-Har-Har Clown University was the university to graduate from. All the well known clowns graduated from there. Ronald McDonald, Clem Kadiddlehopper, Bozo, Jack-In-The-Box. Top of their class. Each and every one of them went on to have very successful careers. Bryce Boogerschnitz decided that he was going to be added to that famous list one day and so it was, that Har-D-Har-Har U granted admission to Bryce and things never were the same after.
The first three years were getting all the basics down of being a good clown. How to walk in over sized shoes, drive a clown car, learning jokes, making balloon 
characters and just learning how to be a good clown. Mr. Boogerschnitz excelled in everything that the professors threw his way. Making fun of the bands that paraded down the main street of town in funny red outfits to dodging trees that were all about the campus while being chased by bulls. He passed them all with flying colors. As a matter of fact, he was one the Dean’s list all three of those years.
Then came his 
Senior year. During the half time show featuring Har-D-Har-Har Clown Choral Ensemble at the annual Clown Fest Hula Show, Bryce decided he had bigger fish to fry. He knew there were some big names that graduated from his college and they all were rich and famous but he decided that he could even be bigger. Leaving the stadium fully
decked out in his official clown getup Bryce went to the barn holding all the bulls. He undid the latch, waved his red handkerchief at them and started running for his life with all the bulls chasing him. Out into the middle of the stadium he went with the Ensemble parting as if it were the Red Sea.
Bryce ran the entire length of the stadium and leaped up into the far row of seats knowing that the bulls could not follow him there. The clown cheers rose from the stadium. The bulls, as if a spell was cast upon them, did a 180 and ran right back to the barn and the Ensemble continued their half time show.
And you must know that when the devil rides to work on a snow mobile is the day that there is a clown named Bryce Boogerschnitz!
Hey, it’s only my opinion.
A Hui Hou
A university for becoming a clown ???? I thought that was a natural talent, lol ! My son didn’t need any University he did the clown at school the whole way through ! (Not very appreciated by certain teachers)
ROFLMAOL…I think most of us did that at the Universities we attended LOL
Boogerschnitz – that was a stroke of brilliance right there!
LOL..glad you liked. It took some time to think of it to tell you the truth
Nicely composed Thom, you did well with this and I like how you incorporated Dr John’s New Idiom. Well done my friend. Oh did you go and link up with the Linky thingy at PofW
I went to bed before Dr. John had the post up. It’s linked now. Glad you enjoyed this. I totally rewrote the ending yesterday to make it fit
very impressed with your post my friend great way to write
Thank you…I’m glad you enjoy
Bryce Boogerschnitz is an excellent clown name. BB Clown.
I thought so as well
Loved the introductory paragraph naming the famous clowns.
You had right up until the last sentence.
I think Dr.John may have unleashed the idiom of the century. How many times have you used it now? LOL!
LOL…just twice so far here. I’m not going to over try and use it LOL. Glad you enjoyed
Oops, that should have said you had me right up until the last sentence.
Teachers do know to proofread – uh, mostly.
LOL…well I wish Bus Drivers knew how to proofread LOL…I’m horrible at it LOL
another clever story and although i absolutely don’t like clowns i loved your hero’s name and his adventure
oh, and the new idiom
Glad you enjoyed my friend. I sorta liked his name as well. He might be one I have to carry on sooner or later
I loved it. Thanks for working in the phrase.
Most welcome
Boogershnitz… OMG. Well now I know the name of my next dog ROFL.
I just couldn’t get into these photos this week, I’m sorry! I cannot STAND clowns and I think that stalled me.
:-p
REPORT TO BRIDGE Missy…sorry … pffft. But I’m glad you liked the name LOL…for a dog…pffft…100 slaps with a fruit cake LOL
Boogerschnitz! I love it! That name totally made this story rock. I like the way you snuck Dr. John’s new idiom in there, too.
Glad you enjoyed
Loved the name Boogerschnitz. Good job.
Me too really.Thanks!!!
LOL I am always so puzzled…trying to figure out what in the world is going through your mind!!!
You think you are…so am I LOL