Monday Mayhem – #12 ~ The Scenario

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Harriet at I am Harriet hosts Monday Mayhem. Thanks Harriet for hosting. From Monday Mayhem comes the following:
1. You see a strange car pull up to your neighbor’s house every day at lunch time. You accidental glance into the window of the house and notice that your ‘happily married neighbor’ is fooling around! What do you do? Start hitting the speed dial.

2. You are at the mall and a mom with really annoying screaming little kids is walking in front of you. She goes to give her kids a quarter for the giant gum ball machine and she accidentally drops a $10 bill and doesn’t realize it. What do you do? Snatch it up for my pain and suffering.

3. You get an email from a candy company telling you that they will send you 6 pounds of delicious chocolate if you blog about their product. When you get the product and try it you realize that it is the worst chocolate that you have ever tasted. What do you do? Spit the chocolate in a plastic bag, put it in the box and send it back COD.

4. Texting while driving is one of the most dangerous and annoying things someone could do. Yet, what would you do if you were driving and listening to the radio when the announcer says that he will give $10,000 to the first person with your name that texts a message to him? Oh please. What do you think I would do? That’s right. Continue driving. ROFLMAO!!!

5. You’ve been invited to your boss’s house for a dinner party. It’s dark out and there is poor lighting when you get there. As soon as you get inside you realize that you have stepped in dog poop and you have tracked into your boss’s house. What do you do? Say “Crap. Maybe you should get your dog this.”

6. You are at a restaurant waiting for your food to arrive. You’ve waited nearly 30 minutes since the moment you placed your order when your food finally shows up. There is a hair on the top of the food. Do you send it back and wait another 30 minutes or do you deal? I get up and walk out.

7. If you had the power to do so, what would be the one question that you would like to ask anyone who reads this? Clever clever Harriet. I know where this is going.
Have a great Monday Mayhem everyone!
Hey, it’s only my opinion.
A Hui Hou







Pick it up for your pain & suffering! Hehehehe!
Love your answer to the chocolate question, too!
LOL…glad you enjoyed
spit? it sounds like what a waiter would do to a grouchy patron lol… Striped poop – that’s my first time to see that
ROFLMAO!!! I left an explanation on your blog LOL
‘toilet on its butt’ I wonder if they’d also invent something similar for those in the nursing homes…. nah… they got the adult diapers alrighty.
ROFLMAO!!! Atta girl I knew you’d get this picture on this. As long as we don’t have to do any cleaning LOL
I will only strap that contraption onto a dog if the dog has to take care of it afterward!
ROFLMAO!!! I never thought of that LOL. So true
What a bunch of questions. The first one made me laugh — how do you ‘accidentally’ look into your neighbour’s house? But your answer was even funnier.
Trust me sister…it is exactly what i would do
#2 w/the $10–that is too funny.
#6 that is too gross. I have waited really long waits at restaurants before and fortunately never found anything gross in the food once I got them, but needless to say I haven’t gone back to those restaurants!
Glad you enjoyed. And it is…could you imagine the clean up? YIKES!!! I’m like you I just don’t go back really
I would feel compelled to get the $10 back to the mom, but I agree on the restaurant. By that time I’d just give up and go home and get a hamburger on the way. LOL at the chocolate answer.
Well if she didn’t have the kids maybe…LOL Glad you liked the chocolate answer. Anything on the way home I would be happy to eat LOL
weird stuff again. i guess none of my answers would be anywhere near yours – which doesn’t mean i didn’t enjoy them
LOL…well you know me…I just go off the wall LOL
Glad you enjoyed
I agree with you on the food thing Thom I work in a restaurant as you know and I would not stay if something was in the food that shouldn’t be there LOL. It is so rainy here I’ll bet you’re having lots of sunshine huh? Thinking of you, have a great Monday!
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Well I’m glad you agree. I’ve seen your weather on the news. Boy…get the Ark out huh? I hope your mom is doing okay sweetie. Please know you have my thoughts
xoxoxo
Where’d you get that hair image?
Too funny.
Testing while driving a bus is a scary concept.
Take care
Testing you say? LOL We aren’t allowed to use our phones on the bus. They have to be off and out of site so there is no possibility of doing that.
I got that picture on Google Images. You can click the picture and it will take you to the link
So you think you know where Harriet is going. What do you win?
No my friend. Re-read that answer. I think I know why she wants a question
LOL Have a good week ahead
I’m doing this one! Yes, I am! Good job! We’re actually going to agree on at least ONE of these!
Be still my heart…you mean we are going to agree on one? ACK!!!
I enjoyed reading your answers. They made me laugh!
Glad you enjoyed. And thanks for stopping by
Ack, if I noticed a car at my neighbor’s house every day at lunch I wouldn’t know what to do!!!!!
Interesting question about the chocolate. I’ve heard some bloggers email the company to ask if they would prefer a negative review or no review. I got a product once that wasn’t wonderful…I tried to highlight what was good about it though lol
Oh not me…I guess that’s why I don’t do reviews…I’d tell it like it is ROFLMAO!!! Why do I think you would be like Annie Get Your Gun ROFLMAO!!!