Monday Mayhem – #36 ~ The Red, White and Blue meme
Harriet at Harriet and Friends hosts Monday Mayhem. Thanks Harriet for hosting. From Monday Mayhem comes the following:
For each word below, write a sentence using the word and the color red, white and/or blue.
Have fun!”
1. Man. The man had a red, white and blue star tattooed on his buttocks.
2. Woman. The woman had red, white and blue panties in her dresser drawer.
3. Car. There was a red car parked in a tow zone that the blue and white tow truck found.
4. Underwear. The underwear that the man was suppose to be wearing had red, white and blue balloons on them but Sam refused to wear them and ended up giving everyone the full monty when his pants split open.
5. Socks. The woman darned her husbands socks with red, white and blue thread.
6. Pizza. Domino’s is very proud of the fact that their pizza is delivered in red, white and blue boxes. (Note this was corrected Monday from Papa John’s to Domino’s. Thank you Carletta
7. Stupid. Jennifer felt very stupid not knowing that the red, white and blue bras were color coded to cup size.
8. Smart. The red, white and blue first place ribbon that Andy received, made him feel smart in the Pee Wee Herman Name That Tune contest.
9. Sexy. That gay boy felt very sexy as he tried on all the red, white and blue boas in Pride Is Us!
10. Strong. The bartender filled a white glass with vodka adding red and blue berries to it for color.
11. Twins. The twins despised the red, white and blue hat their mother made them wear to Church every Sunday.
12. Bus. The bus company painted their entire fleet red, white and blue.
13. Harriet. Harriet accidentally but red, white and blue sprinkles in her Margarita for taste and vowed never again to make that mistake.
14. Monday. K-Mart and a red light and white light special to go along with their blue light special on Monday.
15. Seriously. Seriously how can you come up with 15 sentences that contain the words red, white and blue? pffft.
Have a great Monday Mayhem everyone!
Hey, it’s only my opinion.
A Hui Hou
Seriously!
Well, I hope you had a very red, white and blue day today, and a wonderful 4th of July.
Thanks I hope you did as well
Yeah but you did all 15 including one with Kmart? The blue light special kinda dates your age Uh and mine too since I remember them! Happy 4th sweetie!
xoxoxoxox
LOL…shhh don’t tell anyone LOL
Wow! I expected small short sentences and you used red,white,and blue in every creative sentence you wrote.
Slow evening for you?
Isn’t that red, white, and blue pizza box Domino’s? I’m thinking Papa’s is a red and green grid kind of thing.
OOOPs…my bad. You are so right. ACK!!! Corrected my friend. LOL You can tell I don’t eat too many of either one of those pizzas. Glad you liked
Kinda slow which was a bit odd LOL
What no images? Probably better off without them thanks to full-monty.
I would like you to know that I went 6 months without a margarita just to see if I could. On Saturday, I enjoyed one. WOOHOO!!!
thanks for playing.
Ummm no. I didn’t have time to get them. Was a busy weekend LOL and I wanted to get this done. Well I’m proud of you. I bet it tasted divine
Totally…seriously…that’s harder than it seems. I think I’d be stuck after only a couple of sentences. But it’s no surprise that you can do it =)
It was a bit hard I tell you. I had to really think LOL
Ou know, i’m becoming allergic to red, white and blue mentioned together
LOL…atta girl
LOL!!!!
You got it!!!
Thank you my friend
I hope you had a red, white and blue 4th of July — and you might actually turn those colors after you go back and read all of your typos.
I did and I don’t care. It’s me!!! You can fix ‘em for me.