Monday Mayhem – #35 ~ The “F” Words Meme
Harriet at Harriet and Friends hosts Monday Mayhem. Thanks Harriet for hosting. From Monday Mayhem comes the following:
Today we are having fun with the “F-words” – well not THE “F-word”, but the many others.
For each answer, see how many words that start with “F” that you can use (without having to use THE F-word).You can use other words but, make sure at least one word in each answer starts with the letter “F”.
Have fun!”
1. What’s your favorite kind of pizza? Free
2. What is the best day of the week and why? Friday – finished functioning
3. If you were to go to McDonald’s for lunch, what would you order? French Fries
4. The phone rings and you’re in a bad mood. You answer it and it’s a telemarketer. What do you say? Farewell fool
5. You’re driving down the street, attempting to keep a safe distance between you and the person in front of you, some loud little car cuts in front of you. What do you do? Flip familiar finger
6. It’s 95 degrees (35c) and the humidity makes it intolerable. Your friend who is vacationing for the month at a beach side home calls and asks you what your weather is like. What do you say? Fiery flavorless fluid
7. What happened to you or what have you done in the past week, that you would never want anyone else to have to got through? Forever farting
8. What would have rather been doing this past weekend? Frequent food festivals
9. What visions (as in people) would you rather not have to look at in the summer? Freaky fraudulent fabricators
10. the bonus question
This is the socialite better known as “The Cat Lady.” She found her millionaire hubby cheating on her and divorced him in 1999. They say that since then she has reportedly spent $4 million on plastic surgery.
In 20 words or more, using as many “F” words as possible, write a short paragraph on the above. Feline female found false foretastes from faulty fads. Face flooded for flaws. Former fiance’ felt free from forgiveness for former female fostered funds from faked fiberboard. Feline female fined fortnight ferocious favor. Former fiance’ feted. Feline female felt firmly flustered.
Okay…so Einstein wants to know, as do we, how many “F” words did you use without have to use “The F-word”? 62
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Have a great Monday Mayhem everyone!
Hey, it’s only my opinion.
A Hui Hou
Fun…
Fanks!!!!
Farewell, fool! That’s B.A. Barakas words…as in the famous A-Team!
Indeed it was now that I think about it
Wow…I bow to your command of f-words.
And to think I left off the best one LOL
Thanks
wow… #7 made me chuckle and your #20 got my tongue twisted. can you help me un-twist it? LOL!!!
great answers, thom!
LOL. If you know synonyms you will get the story. It makes perfect sense. Glad you enjoyed.
Wow you nailed it!
Fantastic!!!
Thanks for stopping by. I appreciate it and Mahalo my friend.
Much appreciated 
Brilliant Thom! I love free fizza, err pizza too. Forever farting too funny
) I can’t join today, got tied up at work. But I soooo enjoyed this post!
Glad you enjoyed. I like fizza as well LOL Don’t work to hard my friend
That was effin’ amazing.
As opposed to f’ing LOL
Fabulous!
Fahrvernugnen
Danke
Fine and fab, my friend!!
Thanks. Glad you enjoyed
Fine finale for foday’s Funday Fayhem.
I’m thinkin’ you did well on this one
Thanks for playing
Your just thinking I did? pffft LOL You know this took me almost an hour to get done. LOL Never in my life…. LOL
Flippin’ fantastic!!!
Mahalo my friend
#6 = our weather here. If life is a beach, I missed out!
LOL…you and me both LOL
now this was one meme i thoroughly enjoyed.
your command of f-words is fabulous
MWAH!!
I loved your answers and your response to the bonus question was genius!
Thank you my friend. I’m very glad that you enjoyed
Wow. You were fantastic! I was a bit liost with it. “Flip familiar finger” first and foremost!
LOL. Thanks. Sorry you got lost.