Monday Mayhem – #32 ~ The Awards
Harriet at Harriet and Friends hosts Monday Mayhem. Thanks Harriet for hosting. From Monday Mayhem comes the following:
Have fun”
2. Can you remember your last dream? What was it? Not really but I think it had something to do with weaver.
3. Name 3 places you’d like to go on vacation too. Timbucktoo, Bugtussel, Pettycoat Junction.
4. What scares you the most? Nancy Pelosi.
5. What is your favorite book of all time? Green Eggs and Ham.
6. What’s the funniest movie that you’ve seen? Any porn movie. Ever watched one?
7. Where are your kids right now? Uranus!
8. What was the last thing you ate? Crow’s feet ala Goat’s eyes covered with Dragon skin.
9. Are you usually late, early or right on time? Only father time knows for sure.
10. What is your favorite band or singer? One that plays that tool from Saturday 9 Question 1 well.
I like Sarah Palin
I have a pierced private part
I have had sex on a pool table
I have been in the southern most part of the United States
I have seen the start of the Iditarod in person
I have been in the eye of a hurricane
Have a great Monday Mayhem everyone!
Hey, it’s only my opinion.
A Hui Hou
Great answers as always – Green Eggs and Ham rocks.
As for the Creative Blogger Award, Pffffttt.
They’re obviously ALL true.
Not so my little Irish Wench LOL
Any Dr. Seuss is the bomb actually 
fabulous awards show..
loved your way of presenting them…
Glad you liked it my friend
It was fun to do 
You don’t like Palin. I’d place a bet that all the others are true.
Guess again oh honorable Mistress of the Quill
Hi thom, your answers are all outrageous. Can i come with you going to timbukto? You make my night. Im sure your kids see lots of asses in uranus heheh.
Sure you can and then we will have Grannie make us a bunch of moonshine when we continue on to bugtussel. LOL. it’s a good thing I have no kids or they would. LOL
Aloha, Thom, I am back from sunny Northern Germany (lucked out with the weather!) Tell Santa hello for me when you get that interview
The 7 things about yourself tell me you are always in the eye of the hurricane !! Cheers!
Well I hope you had a great time and welcome back
Well boy you are sure right on the target with those 7 things 
Have a great week ahead 
Good morning, Thom! I was going to comment on the meme’s, but in scrolling down I saw the bit on the side about Aloha Dr. John. Did he pass away? In a previous blog life I was one of his regulars. In fact, I have a frog wizard that sits on my desk that he sent me in one of his contests…his way of saying that all blogs have a bit of magic in them.
Yes he did. Back in February my friend. February 15th. It was a sad day for us all.
A great man he was 
You should do a mock Santa interview as a post.
Great idea
Congrats!
Mahalo my friend
porns are boooring! unlike the things about yourself
Indeed they are LOL
HHhmmmm….. a fan of Sarah Palin…..
thanks for playing
Most welcome…I’ll never tell
I’d love to read an interview with Santa Claus, but somehow I think he might chuck in a few swear words about ungrateful brats etc these days! So maybe not. Don’t want my illusions destroyed !
Oh you and I know the same Santa Claus but it wouldn’t ruin my illusion. LOL
LOL! yeah, i’m the nicer version of you. i prefer to call it diplomacy. but it’s the same “why should i care” principle with a touch of “if you don’t like me, go scram!”
as for your outrageous truths/lies, “sex on a pool table” or “a pierced private part” sounds truly deserving of an award! LMAO!
Well at least there is a nice version out that of me LOL And I’m very happy that it’s you
Yeah…I think those are two damn good reasons to get the award 
you are so brave….LOL
well done…
lets just say that…with you…one will NEVER know…LOL
hugs
shakira
Thank you and yes one will never know
LOL
Nancy Pelosi IS scary as hell! Great laughs…
That she is. Glad you liked.