Monday Mayhem – #31 ~ Let’s Get Random
Harriet at Harriet and Friends hosts Monday Mayhem. Thanks Harriet for hosting. From Monday Mayhem comes the following:
1. What animal in your opinion is the stupidest animal alive? Any jackass standing on two feet.
2. What person in the news or spotlight makes you wonder how they got so far? Harriet, Harriet, Harriet….need you ask. Let’s see how do I answer this so I seem nice. pffft…hell with that. These idiots had that show with how many kids? About 8. He decided that the grass was greener on the other side, which it never is. They got divorced or are in the process. He accused her of taking all their money. They sued. She appeared on DWTS and was crappy. Can ya figure out who I’m talking about here? Your absolute favorites!!!!
3. If you could make up a new law and be in charge of arresting law breakers, what would that law be? What Thom says IS THE LAW OF THE LAND!! Off with your heads!!!!
4. Name something of the color blue that you despise.
5. If you were on your way somewhere and were running late and witnessed an accident, what would you do? Keep on truckin’ and think I should have, could have, would have. But I’m NEVER running late so I would stop.
6. How tall is too tall and how short is too short in your opinion? Any tall tale that involves castor oil through a short indian.
7. What hair color and/eye color would you not want in someone you were planning on having children with? Well since this is nothing I EVER have to worry about it wouldn’t matter to me.
8. What hour of the day has the worst drivers? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 am and pm. Take your pick. They are out 24/7/365/366.
9. Are you following the Stanley Cup Finals? Does this have something to do with Dorothy’s ex husband on the Golden Girls by chance?
10. If you wanted to eat lunch at the zoo and all they served were animal parts, would you eat them? Okay I’m going out on a limb here but isn’t any type of meat we eat, whether it be fish, chicken, cow, etc part of an animal? So whatever they wanted to serve up would be fine with me.
11. Would you give, and if so how much, money to a 25 year old man holding a sign at an intersection that asks for money? Hell no. And I always roll down my window, if for some strange window it’s up and not already down, and tell him to get off his lazy okole (that’s the Hawaiian word for Gluteus Maximus and get a job.
12. What do you do with emails that tell you to forward them on to 10 other people or something will happen to you? TRASH!!!!
Have a great Monday Mayhem everyone!
Hey, it’s only my opinion.
A Hui Hou
it seems we agree on most.
Indeed we did my friend
I love all these but AMEN to TWELVE!!!
#4 — could you teach that never late thing to Amoeba? If you tell him you have to be somewhere at 9:30, that’s what time he will leave the house.
#10 — my first thought was WTF? All meat is animal parts. Hello? — So you know I loved your answer.
#12 — hooray! I trash them, too. And I have been known to write back to the sender and accuse them of terrorism. Jerks.
LOL on #4. I have a hard time with people like that. And more are that aren’t. I get a rash when I’m having to wait LOL
#10 –
#12 – I’m always afraid to do that because you’ve opened the email and sometimes I heard that is all it takes to create a virus. So I just can’t be bothered
So, #1 and #2 are the same answer?
thanks for playing
Indeed they are LOL
I pretty much agree w/you on #2–I feel so bad for the kids.
And same w/me for #12. I just hit delete =)
Yeah this poor kids. Lol. Glad you enjoyed.
Welcome back to Memedom! I pissed in my pants over Blue Bayou. I love Ronstadt. I me LOVE. I hated that friggin’ song,. By lots…
Well I hope your cleaned up now. LOL Thanks for the welcome back
loved #1 and #12 and everything in between
WHy thank you
Different wording but my answer to #1 is the same as yours. Couldn’t agree more with #8.
Have a great week!
LOL…Great minds