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Microfiction Monday #32

written by Thom - May 23rd, 2010 at 2:06 pm

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Susan at Stony River Farm hosts Microfiction Monday. She posts a picture and you compose a story in 140 characters. You can click on the photo or link above to get further instructions. To help you along she has posted a wonderful link that counts your characters for you! How great is that! You can get the counter at Design 215. This meme is easy and it’s a blast. Mahalo Susan for hosting. This is great fun and I encourage everyone to participate.

The Picture

CARVING

“I’ve heard of being carved out of stone but out of wood is a tad bit ridiculous. I’m gonna fart to get that damn termite off my buttocks!”

Have a smelly Microfiction Monday.

Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou

41 Responses to “Microfiction Monday #32”

  1. That’s a very bizarre …. thing?

  2. You WOULD!! Good luck with your termites! LOL

  3. Yes, you would indeed!!! You always make me laugh — even when it’s been a crappy day! Have a great week and watch out for those termites!!

    Sylvia

    • Indeed I will. Sorry about the crappy day but glad you got a laugh. Keep smiling and have a great night. Keep a positive smile and attitude :)

  4. Poor termites,bet that was quite a windy ride for the little bug!
    I’m still laughing!
    Great job, like always!
    Have a nice evening.

  5. Hey that’s funny… Hmm… smelly smelly.. ;)

    have a nice week..

  6. Not that I liked :-) Excellent.

  7. Oh come on, Thom, you couldn’t get a planet joke in there too? Ha ha. You gave me a smile on an early Monday morning!

  8. This is so uniquely you. :)

  9. I suppose it’s cheaper than calling in the exterminator. :)

  10. You are always good for a laugh, Thom! (I agree with South Lakes Mom: couldn’t you have squeezed Uranus in there?)

    Have a great week.

  11. Thom..absolutely hilarious..
    so funny and brilliant!
    well done!
    hugs
    shakira

  12. Termite buttocks sound very uncomfortable!

  13. If it works, don’t knock it. Besides it had to be driving him buggy.

    My MM: Afterlife
     

  14. ouch, i’m itching all over just reading this ;)

  15. As long as you don’t light a Match whilst passing the Wind. Sorry to be late in Visiting.

  16. Farting termites! I feel like that now with all these termites swarming in south Louisiana!

  17. Oh darmn! I read this, I cracked up laughing, and I forgot to comment. I love this one — it’s my fave!

  18. Teehee I almost choked laughing at that one Thom!


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