What Do You Have To Smile About? and Lovemaking Tips For Seniors
Pffft…broken quiz
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You Have Your Ideas to Smile About |
 The thing that makes you happiest is your own little inner world. You always have a new thought that delights you. All you need in this life is your imagination. You can never be too bored or too depressed. People make think you are a bit of a flake or that you have your head in the clouds. |
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin..
5. Write partner’s name on your hand in case you can’t remember..
6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don’t end up under the bed.
7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act…
8. Make all the noise you want….the neighbors are deaf, too.
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!
10. Don’t even think about trying it twice. .. . . . .. . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . .. . . . … . . . . . .
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
Your sweetie says, ‘Let’s go upstairs and make love,’ and you answer, ‘Pick one; I can’t do both!’
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
‘OLD’ IS WHEN….
You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police ..
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
‘Getting a little action’ means you don’t need to take a laxative today.
‘OLD’ IS WHEN….
‘Getting lucky’ means you find your car in the parking lot..
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
An ‘all nighter’ means not getting up to use the bathroom.
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…..
You’re not sure if these are facts or jokes.
Hey, it’s only my opinion.
A Hui Hou
I heard it’s better without teeth.
Sean the Vampire
LOL. I wouldn’t know LOL
I agree with NESSA!
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shakira
OMG…two of you now. hmmm What am I missing out on here LOL
Hahaha ! apparently I am not yet old, because I haven’t experienced nothing listed so far. Anyway we don’t have stairs in the house ! (except to the garage)
I’m right there with ya
No wonder my boyfriend asked me to removed all my teeth???
OMG your killing me here ROFLMAO!!!
I wonder why is it my picture like that? I have picture in my profile, but it appear a monster??????????
I’ll let you know on your blog
‘Pick one, I can’t do both’
LOL
LOL…me too my friend
I was laughing…now I’m hysterical reading Nessa’s comment first off. I can’t seem to get anything in my head other than gumming your mate!!
You Have Your Attitude to Smile About
Things may or may not be going well in your life, but you always take time to smile a little.
You know it’s important to keep looking up and looking toward the future. Optimism always wins out.
You’re the one person always eager to see a silver lining in dark clouds. It’s important that you feel hopeful.
No matter whether you’re having a good day or bad day, you keep smiling. A smile makes everything better!
What Do You Have To Smile About?
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gumming your mate It’s just hysterical. Only Nessa would start all this off like that LOL
Those are too funny — thanks for the bra-less tip! ROFL
Oh you are so welcome
Wait, are you serious?
Me serious? LOL I don’t think so well maybe so LOL
Hahaha, I think Nessa makes me a little scared
Great list!!
LOL. She sure did start off the comments with a bang (pardon the pun) didn’t she LOL
The lovemaking tips for the elderly had me in stitches!
LOL. Wasn’t it just too funny? I loved it
Visiting from Harriet & Friends.
I feel young now! LOL
Thanks for stopping by. I’m glad you feel younger. I sure did after seeing this list LOL
I am still Snickering, Thanks for the Laugh Thom
Glad you enjoyed my friend and got a laugh
You don’t think that Your Ideas suit you? I know for suuuuuuure that I would be TRULY AMAZED if I could read your thoughts!
I think mine was right on the money this time… like Anni, I am smiling about my ATTITUDE!!!
… no wonder I have no wrinkles…
It’s the part that says I’m in my own little inner world that gets me. LOL Maybe I am the more I think about it. Your’s and Anni’s is pretty right on
Sex? What’s sex? especially at my age!
ROFLMAO!!! Your never too old
LOL this cracked me up! Hope your having a great day.
Here is my answer
You Have Your Friends to Smile About
You are truly blessed to have good people in your life. Your friends get you through the good times and the bad times.
You can’t help but smile whenever you’re around your friends. Even thinking about them brings a grin to your face.
You feel like everything will be okay in your life, as long as you have a support network.
And you get a lot of happiness from supporting your friends in return. You believe that people truly do need each other.
That is certainly so you. Glad you enjoyed my friend and I hope you have a great day as well
LMAO! Great…all the stuff I have to look forward to…LOL!
LOL…I never thought of it like that but you are so right. YIKES!!!
ROFLMAO nessa!
well, i don’t make love like seniors just yet (then again, i wonder if celibacy is any better)
and yeah, the quiz is broken – i got friends (well… mostly broken but not completely)
Isn’t she just too funny? LOL You always got me as a friend.
Celibacy is not all cracked up to what those say, or so I hear LOL.
I have my attitude !! Surprised? Probably not huh?
LMAO at those jokes!
Hell no. You are a fan of Tony’s LOL and remember your snow hole on the map? LOL
How funny…but I’m not quite there yet.
Stopping by from “I am Harriet”
I almost am. LOL. Thanks for stopping by
I thought “teeth might end up in the partner’s teeth” rofl
We have the same test result; and *sigh* I don’t have internet again. I’m using a different computer (outside my apartment).
ACK…you poor thing. No internet. Are you lost without it? I would be. Two peas in a pod LOL
LOL I love where the teeth end up LOL 
Very lost but well… there’s an advantage. Sssshhhh internet’s back. CJ is watching your 3 blind mice in another window. It’s the only thing I allowed him since the internet came back. No more ultraman.
ROFLMAO!!! Okay my lips are sealed LOL
it seems
i have my attitude to smile about
it must be an evil smile
‘cuz my attitude is baaaaad
LOL…glad to hear that. Mine too
I tried the quiz. It says I have my life to smile about.
Nothing better to smile about if you ask me
Some of those really cracked me up. lol, I wonder who thinks these up?
Ya got me but some of them are brilliant.
Oh crap. You know that very last, “Old is When?” That’s what I was thinking about half way through the list.
ROFLMAO!!! Too funny.
Oh! I forgot to do the quiz! It turns out you and I are the same.
You Have Your Ideas to Smile About
The thing that makes you happiest is your own little inner world. You always have a new thought that delights you.
All you need in this life is your imagination. You can never be too bored or too depressed.
People make think you are a bit of a flake or that you have your head in the clouds.
They truly don’t understand what makes you tick and why you’re smiling. If people could read your mind, they would be truly amazed!
Two peas in a pod LOL
You got me cracking up! No 8 is my favorite, neighbors are deaf!
Glad you enjoyed my friend.
I liked that one as well 
I love the what you smile about quiz…it seems so fitting for you!!!!
Why thank you my friend. Glad you enjoyed