What’s Your Chinese Zodiac Animal?, Important & Valuable Information and New From Apple
It’s Monday. March 1st. Spring is almost here. 
I hope you all had a great weekend. Oh the second to last sentence is sooo true.
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You Are the Monkey |
 Like a monkey, you are playful and clever. You have a wide and interesting skill set. You are original and creative. You don’t have any inhibitions, and you’re extremely unpredictable. You are much more intelligent than you seem. People don’t take you as seriously as they should. |
Sylvia at Sylvia From Over The Hill sent this in. Mahalo Sylvia. This is a riot.
Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of ‘cocktails’, ‘highballs’ and just a good old-fashioned ‘stiff drink’. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
‘MOUNT & DO’.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely NO recollection of what to do with them.
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The i-Tit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Hey, it’s only my opinion.
A Hui Hou
I got that I’m a rat. Didn’t fit me at all…I’m not evil, nor do I steal…I didn’t LIKE that one. roflmao.
LOVE the thought of the day Thom. That’s a hoot…or should I say ‘hooter’.
LOL…I should say not LOL. Yeah it’s a real hooter LOL
I love that article/ joke. Good one hehe.
Glad you enjoyed my friend
Oh I teared up over the quiz–that never happened before!
But I’m a dragon, and they’re right on most of it:
“Like a dragon, you are fiery and short-tempered. When you need to get something off your chest, you really roar.
You are a very unique creature, and you don’t relate too anyone. You feel a little lonely in your life.
If someone takes the time to get to know you, they realize you are brave, strong, and even sensitive. You are a much better creature than anyone ever gives you credit for. You could destroy the world if you wanted to… but you don’t. ”
The HELL I don’t, some days. ROFL I wonder what Dr. John would say?!
The Viagra jokes are brilliant!!
I’m right there with you as you well know. LOL I think other than that part it is soooo you LOL
Glad you enjoyed 
It’s a shame, I the cat fan am a dog !!! Forgot to copy, maybe there is another dog woman.
Maybe they should ask my cats for a new Viagra name because especially Arthur gets offers all the time !
I should have known that about Arthur. That Stud Kitten!!! LOL Looks like Melli is your answer LOL
I’m the monkey, wonder how they can know that with just three questions! Amazing! Got to laugh at the story all over again. Have a great day, Thom!
Sylvia
I wonder the same thing my friend. Both you and I are a Monkey. hmmm Kindred spirits.
Can’t say I wasn’t warned. Wonder if the solution’s up at Quilly’s.
LOL…that’s why I put it up. Off to Quillys ya go
LOL
i want a cocktail. make that a stiff one. LOL.
ROFLMAO!!! Mai Tai perhaps? LOL
Too funny with the medicines! I have a new one for you: They did develop a drug that cures AIDS. It’s called trynoasatol. Now…say it slow……
OMG…that is just to damn funny. I love it. Thank you my friend
I can help Gattina out here… even though I KNOW I was born in the year of the ROOSTER, this silly test says I am a DOG!
You Are the Dog
Like a dog, you are a completely loyal and devoted friend. People can count on you.
You are brave and a good leader. You like belonging to a pack, and you get restless if you’re alone for too long.
You tend to accept and love everyone no matter what. But when someone is a bad seed, you know it right away.
You have a bad temper occasionally, and you’re protective of the ones you love. You will stand up and fight to make sure no one gets hurt.
Oh but my darlin, it is so you.
Gattina will be pleased 
That quiz is amazingly accurate. It told me that the person who made it is an idiot.
Loved the boob speakers. I could have used them in high school when the boys used to ask my chest out on dates.
ROFLMAO!!! Only you would come up with that LOL Too funny. I would have loved to know your responses back in the day LOL I can picture it now
You haven’t heard this before? I used to tell the boys, “Sorry, they don’t go anywhere without me.”
ROFLMAO!!! Ya Think? Great answer…You win the Booby Prize ROFLMAO!!!
the amazingly clairvoyant quiz proclaimed me a dragon – as did my (in)significant other a while ago… pffft!
loved the news releases
ROFLMAO!!! Hit a little close to home did it LOL. Glad you enjoyed
hmmm… I’m a rabbit, and actually a rabbit by birth year too… love the smiles today!
Spot on I would say
. Glad you enjoyed.
You find the craziest jokes ever!!!!
I think my March resolution is going to be to keep up with your blog LOL
I’m off to go take quizzes
LOL. Well u thank you already do a good job of that.
The 2nd paragraph fits me right down to a T. ROFL at the iTit.. that is too funny.
You Are the Dog
Like a dog, you are a completely loyal and devoted friend. People can count on you.
You are brave and a good leader. You like belonging to a pack, and you get restless if you’re alone for too long.
You tend to accept and love everyone no matter what. But when someone is a bad seed, you know it right away.
You have a bad temper occasionally, and you’re protective of the ones you love. You will stand up and fight to make sure no one gets hurt.
And you being involved with the girl scouts is proof of that. Glad you enjoyed
Hello Mr. Monkey at the end of your comment you put rabbit rabbit. I just took the quiz and it says I’m a rabbit. How did you know?
LOL Magic!!! I winder what kind of monkey I am? I hope not the one with the red ass showing. LOL
I’m a monkey too! Although I’m actually a horse.
ROTFLMAO at both the drugs and the i-tit! Was kinda bummed Bud hadn’t commented.
Welcome to the club /). Yeah he’s been quiet for a couple days now.
ok. that was absolutely hilarious.
found you via harriet’s comment challenge!
Thanks for stopping by. Glad you enjoyed.
The first question – ‘would you make a good pet’ – what the ……………
I don’t know; but I am housebroken.
Said I was a rabbit and not one thing was true about me.
I laughed through the rest of your post – I’m forwarding it to my friends.
LOL. this was broken for many today. Your housebroken. Too funny. So am I. LOL. Hope your friends enjoy.
I am the Dog
Like a dog, you are a completely loyal and devoted friend. People can count on you.
You are brave and a good leader.
This is such a riot indeed! Great laughs!
That is so you.
. Glad you enjoyed.
THOM, this is hysterical!!! perky boobs at 80… i can just imagine!!! in that case, i wouldn’t mind getting old. Lol. ok, maybe i should find the courage to go through the procedure now… hmmmmm…
someone dear to me is also a monkey so thanks for warning me. oh dear, i would rather not see that temper.
keep smilin’ my friend
LOL But could you imagine if those puppies started to sag? LOL I try and really watch my monkey business I tell ya. LOL keep smiling as well
You Are the Dragon
Like a dragon, you are fiery and short-tempered. When you need to get something off your chest, you really roar.
You are a very unique creature, and you don’t relate too anyone. You feel a little lonely in your life.
If someone takes the time to get to know you, they realize you are brave, strong, and even sensitive.
You are a much better creature than anyone ever gives you credit for. You could destroy the world if you wanted to… but you don’t.
RnPB: Ch 013 – Clean Up
So you….
I wonder what would men do now if breasts started singing rofl
OMG…the possibilities to answer this are endless LOL
I’m a dragon, too.
Oh my goodness! This was so hilarious to read, especially with the comments. LOL
Not a fire breathing one I’m sure
I’m glad you enjoyed my friend 
Ohh I am not a monkey, however i look like a monkey.. wahhhhhhhhhh
ROFLMAO!!! Yea right LOL