What Color House Should You Live In?, Maggots on a Plane, POW Information, Drunks Have The Best Sense Of Humor and 1000th Commentor for June
It’s Friday. Independence Day is July 4th here in the US so for those that celebrate I hope you have a great long weekend. Yeah this is me but can you imagine a pink house? pffft
|
You Should Live in a Pink House |
You have a vivid and vivacious personality. You enjoy living out loud, bright colors, and big personalities. You are always up for a good laugh, and you’re a pro at making other people chuckle. You thrive on adventure. If someone suggests one – your only questions are “when?” and “where?”. You don’t worry about what the rules are. Where you are going, there are no rules.
Don’ believe me? CLICK HERE or watch the video below.
I forgot to post this information from Bill at The Old Fart’s Blog regarding the first photo being used. This is more information for Portrait of Words – #30 ~ Instructions. Thanks Bill
“The one of the Medal is from the Royal Visit to Canada by King George VI and Queen Elizabeth {The Present Queen’s Mother} in 1939. Mum was given the Medal to wear in Honor of the Occasion and the medals were passed out in School. If that Helps you and all the writers that will be playing.”
Sylvia at Sylvia From Over The Hill sent this in. Mahalo Syliva. Much appreciated 
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, “Can I help you Sir?”
“Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr”, the man replies.
The cop asks, “Where was your car the last time you saw it?”
“It wasss on the end of thisshh key”, the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man’s wiener hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the man, “Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?”
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out….
“Holy s**t! My girlfriend’s gone, too!!
Well my blog is either loosing steam or it was my two weeks away but we didn’t make 1000th Comments last month. So we trudge on and Juliana remains on the side bar until the 1000th commentor for July is reached. And no the June prize doesn’t carry forward to July. I’m cheap, what can I say. Thanks for all your comments. I really do appreciate it
Hey, it’s only my opinion.
A Hui Hou
Yep, a Pink House for me, too! No maggots, please in the pink house or on a plane!! Hope you have a great evening, my friend! Enjoy! The weekend is almost here — whatever that means anymore!
Sylvia
All the days just seem to run into each other. Welcome to the Pink club
Have a great weekend 
I did actually see this on the news and now there’s bedbugs at Abercrombie and Fitch! A bugy world!
Loved the drunk joke!
Gosh what’s next. Crabs at Victoria’s Secret? LOL
Ew….ew…ew..ew.ew.ewwwwww! Nothing skeeves me out like maggots.
Isn’t that the truth!!
Planes are invested with all kinds or vermain…and then there are the bugs.
LOL…you are such a comic I can’t stand it LOL
I should live in a pink house, too. LOL! Sorry, but I could not watch the maggots video. TOo yuckey for me.
I have had trouble leaving a message on your blog for the last couple of times. No, your blog is not loosing steam. It is still as great as always.
Thanks for the nice comment on my blogaversary. Here is a big old Texas hug for you. [[[HUGS]]]
Thank you my friend. I sent you an email about the commenting. I need if you don’t mind more detailed information on what you are having problem with. You are most welcome for the comment. Congrats to you my friend
Hilarious drunk joke! Love it
For once, our results differ, but while I drive a blue car, I don’t see myself living in a blue house. This is otherwise bang-on for me though!:
“You Should Live in a Blue House
You are an intense thinker, but you also have a calm about you. You spend a lot of time ruminating, trying to figure out this world you live in.
Friends think you’re wise, and they come to you first for advice. You are a realist, and you tell it like it is – even if how it is isn’t pretty.”
I think it is right on the mark for you as well.
Glad you enjoyed the joke my friend 
Have a wonderful holiday & long weekend. Nope, I can’t imagine you in a pink house. LOL. Great joke
. Congrats again to Juliana.
You Should Live in a Green House
You are a peaceful person who always seeks out quiet and solitude.
You love nothing better than a long walk, and you probably prefer to live near nature.
You are a good listener, but you always need down time to recharge after being around others.
You usually fit in anywhere. You blend well, and you’re happy to sit back and observe.
Thank you my friend. I will. And that is you. You have a great weekend as well
xoxox
You Should Live in a Green House
You are a peaceful person who always seeks out quiet and solitude.
You love nothing better than a long walk, and you probably prefer to live near nature.
You are a good listener, but you always need down time to recharge after being around others.
You usually fit in anywhere. You blend well, and you’re happy to sit back and observe.
That’s certainly not me, lol ! I hate long walks, and quietness I don’t like either, lol ! This time it was completely wrong !
LOL…broken quiz LOL YOu have to like some quiet times some time during the day or week or month? No? Have a great long weekend
I am told I need to live in a blue house
You are an intense thinker, but you also have a calm about you.
You spend a lot of time ruminating, trying to figure out this world you live in.
Friends think you’re wise, and they come to you first for advice.
You are a realist, and you tell it like it is – even if how it is isn’t pretty.
I am just wondering how the Enema Bag got past security with the Rotten Meat.
I laughed out loud at the joke. I needed the laugh after this week.
Oh, my Microfiction Monday has a link that is related to my Portrait of Words.
YOu have a Great 4th of July Thom,
OH, I am having problems opening your blog as well and being able to leave comments. It took awhile for the comment window to open for me.
Well I’m sorry you are having problems commenting. Please let me know if it continues. I’ll be anxious to ready your MM and POW.
Glad you liked the joke. I thought it was hysterical. Thanks for the holiday cheer 
Have a great weekend 
LOLed at the drunk joke
you should live in a pink house? now that’s pretty. ewww at those maggots. I read it this morning when I woke up.
Glad you enjoyed and what an eye opener huh? LOL Have a great weekend
And happy 4th of July, Thom.
Thank you very much
Pink isn’t so bad…I think there is a royal palace nearby that’s pink….right?
I got…
You Should Live in a Blue House
You are an intense thinker, but you also have a calm about you.
You spend a lot of time ruminating, trying to figure out this world you live in.
Friends think you’re wise, and they come to you first for advice.
You are a realist, and you tell it like it is – even if how it is isn’t pretty.
What Color House Should You Live In?
Blogthings: If Quizzes Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Take Quizzes
It pretty well describes me, pro’lly.
And the maggots on a plane? I’m gonna pass on that video. Thank you. :::giggles:::
Well it’s the Royal Hawaiian Hotel. All Pink
Yeah I do think it describes you pretty well. 
Glad you are passing the maggot video on. I was stunned at that 
Have a good one 
So. Not. Me. LOL
You Should Live in a Yellow House
People see you as extroverted, and they’re right. You’re extremely outgoing. You know how to charm people with your quirky and hyper ways. You make everyone around you smile.
You are very independent and headstrong. You almost always think for yourself. If you are able to do things, you are unstoppable. You almost always have enough energy to get you through the day.
Have a great 4th! Mwah! xxoo
Funny thing Larisa. I was just thinking of you the other day and was going to email you this weekend if I didn’t hear from you. I miss you my friend. Have a great 4th as well. Be safe and have a good time
xoxox
I don’t agree with the house color, but I am okay with the rest of this:
You Should Live in a Blue House
You are an intense thinker, but you also have a calm about you.
You spend a lot of time ruminating, trying to figure out this world you live in.
Friends think you’re wise, and they come to you first for advice.
You are a realist, and you tell it like it is – even if how it is isn’t pretty.
Why would anyone travel with raw meat? that is mind boggling.
And I am certain you only missed your 1000 comments because of your two week hiatus. Things will be back up to snuff by the end of this month. Just you wait and see!
Well you are an intense thinker and have a calm about you. I don’t think you ruminate much. The rest I agree with. I don’t think from what I got out of it and listening to it that they knew the meat was rotten. But still. Well I’m sure of that fact about the comments. But I didn’t want to make it sound like I have a swelled head any more than what it already is. So let’s just keep this between you and me LOL
xoxox
THe girlfriend was lost too! BWAHAHAHAHA! You tell the best jokes. Happy 4th, my friend. I hope you have a great weekend…
Indeed. Glad you enjoyed my friend and you have a great 4th as well
I LOVE IT
*You are an intense thinker, but you also have a calm about you.
You spend a lot of time ruminating, trying to figure out this world you live in.
Friends think you’re wise, and they come to you first for advice.
You are a realist, and you tell it like it is – even if how it is isn’t pretty.*
TRUE TRUE TRUE
Glad you do and that is so you
oh well, at least this one makes some sort of sense… green house for me
and i think those maggots would make a lot of birds happy
Well I can’t believe you took the quiz. Feeling okay? LOL I’m sure that was the last thing on all those people’s mind actually
oh, i always take quizes that at least pretend to make some sense (although, in fact, very few do) but random name generators totally suck as do those with only two options
pffft…just think of them as true or false LOL
I’m sure glad I don’t have anything to do with that airline. Geh!
You and me both LOL
Well, you were off having grand adventures with my favorite people…leaving us with no one to talk to.
I’m sure now that you’re back, you won’t be able to shut us up. Happy 4th to you and yours!
LOL…oops…sorry LOL Too funny
Same to you my friend 
You Should Live in a Red House
You are adventurous and have a passion for life. You want to explore new places.
You crave love and ever lasting romance. You want to deepen your intense feelings for another person.
You don’t worry about what others think of you. You are who you are, and you’ve given up trying to be someone else.
You are quite persuasive. You know how to get your way whenever you want to… and you often want to!
now, this was interesting… funny how some of these quizzes could sometimes accurately size you up. red is my favorite color but i don’t think i’ll paint my house red. lol!
thom, this post made my day again. that drunk’s sense of humor got me rolling here. but the maggots… YUCK! there’s a dead “something” in that plane!!!
LOL…yeah I wouldn’t paint my house red anytime soon either. Glad you enjoyed these my friend.
Those maggots were something else LOL 
I’m a green house! I had neighbors down the street who had a pink house, green shutters – I used to call it the Minnie Mouse’s house.
PS Thanks for the well wishes
You are most welcome. I do hope you are recuperating quickly
I would have called it something a lot worse than that and it would have had four letters in it. LOL Have a good one 
OMG Maggots on a plane…the next horror movie!
LOL…I would think LOL