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Do You Live Out Loud? and Cockfights in Honolulu

written by Thom - August 31st, 2010 at 3:05 pm

Well I think this is pretty much true even if I do say so myself :)



You Live Out Loud




You are adventurous, outgoing, and totally fearless. You just go for it! You tend to have all eyes on you, and you don’t necessarily mind. You were born to be a star. You would make an excellent rock star or actor – you have an undeniable charm. You are magnetic. Even if you aren’t ever famous, you’re still pretty darn popular. People love to be around you.

COCKFIGHTS IN HONOLULU

The Honolulu Police Department received reports of illegal cockfights being held in the Ewa area and quickly dispatched the infamous Detective Chang to investigate. He reported to his sargeant the next morning. ‘Get tree main groups in da cock fighting hui,’ he began.

‘Good work. Who are they?’ the sargeant asked.

Chang replied confidently, ‘Get haoles, Portagees, and da Syndicate.’

Puzzled, the sergeant asked, ‘So how you wen find dat out in one night?’

‘Wuz easy cuz,’ he replied, ‘I wen Ewa side and watched da cockfight. Can tell had haoles cuz one duck was entered in da fight.’

The sergeant nodded, ‘But what about da others?’

Chang answered, ‘Well, I figah get Portagees cuz someone wen’ bet on da duck.’

‘Okay,’ said the sergeant, ‘And how you wen know dat da Syndicate was involved?’

‘Da duck wen win.’

Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou

36 Responses to “Do You Live Out Loud? and Cockfights in Honolulu”

  1. And of course I live out loud — but then we knew that, right??? Gotta watch out for those cockfights! Hope you have a great evening, my friend!

    xoxoxo

  2. What a master detective!

    So… admit it … were you the haole with the duck?
    ROFL

  3. No surprise here – I live out loud! (very loud if you ask my friends!)

  4. You Live Out Loud! That’s me!

    Have you seen a cockfight? Its a pity when one dies!

  5. Hi brother, I have the same result, lol ! Lets fight for the main role in the theatre !

  6. LOL I likey the cockfight joke. We were invited to a cockfight in Bali, we were also invited to a mass cremation. Needles to say we didn’t go to either!

  7. It took me two read throughs for this one….I guess I’m not good at reading “Chang’anese. But once I caught on…it was hilarious. LOLOLOL [guess the blond roots are still lingering...blame it on Rio!!] Oh, and the comment above me…by Akelamalu, a “mass cremation” would be a chicken fry?!?!!

    You Live Quietly

    You like to keep a low profile. You prefer to blend in with the crowd whenever possible.
    You aren’t ashamed of who you are – you just don’t need to be showered with attention and adoration.

    You love yourself, and that’s all that matters. You feel best when you’re working behind the scenes.
    You are wise, reliable, and loyal. People who take the time to know you truly appreciate you.

    Do You Live Out Loud?
    Work is Hard. Time for Blogthings!

    • You live quietly? Highly unlikely LOL This talk is called Pidgin. It’s that way all over here :) It takes a great deal of time to get use to it believe me. :) LOL A chicken-fry…too funny.

  8. I get the feeling I’d laugh even harder at Cockfights in Honolulu more if I lived there.

    Can you believe I’m “normal”? :

    You aren’t the loudest person in the room, but you don’t shy away from being who you are either.
    You are comfortable in your own skin, and you don’t feel the need to perform.

    People respect you for being so real. You are a trusted friend and confidant.
    If you find yourself the center of attention, you handle it with grace… but you don’t necessarily like it.

    • I dunno…you might if you were evading the law. Apparently they are held out in the wilds and very closely monitored because if the cops come it’s everyone for themselves. :) No I can’t believe you are normal….Odd

  9. That’s a great joke, and a bit of an obvious quiz result.

  10. LOL! I was worried when I saw Hawaiian cockfights in my reader… but that is funny! :)

    THIS IS A FIRST!!! I have officially been told that…

    You Live Normally!!! (can you BELIEVE it?)

    You aren’t the loudest person in the room, but you don’t shy away from being who you are either.
    You are comfortable in your own skin, and you don’t feel the need to perform.

    People respect you for being so real. You are a trusted friend and confidant.
    If you find yourself the center of attention, you handle it with grace… but you don’t necessarily like it.

  11. joining the normal few. and it’s as well… loud and crowded places freak me out

    the joke cracked me up, though :D

  12. The quiz said I live life quietly. . . . must have been my mood at the moment.

    Love the Hawaiian jokes!

    (rabbit, rabbit)

  13. As someone who grew up in the “Gamecock City”, named after Revolutionary War Gen. Thomas Sumter….that is hysterical!

  14. Why is everybody so upset about my duck? He won didn’t he? Pft!

    And, obviously, I live life out loud!

  15. we better start that rock band asap coz we’re both gonna be big stars! who knows… we might get as “big” as that duck in the cockfighting story. what a brave duck indeed! LOL!

  16. ooooooootayyyy,, took me a minute to get the cockfight joke. but the mass chicken creamtion, that’s being held regularly at this place around the corner – Popeyes. they seem to have a huge cockfight going on everyday cause folks line up around the block to get in there, all day long. (wink*wink) btw, found you from Harriet’s Blog.

  17. I’d like to see a duck in a cockfight. This one is second to football I would want to see live lol!


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