The Desert Test, a Birthday, Dayvorce, and Just A Little Known Fact
Well it’s Friday. I hope you all have a great weekend. Well I can live with this.
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You Are Together and Wise |
 You have a broad, mature outlook on life. You know that there are ups and downs, and you feel like you can weather them. You feel like you can’t depend on anyone but yourself in this world. You feel quite alone sometimes. You feel relieved about your past and those you have loved. You are happy to be moving on with the future. You succeed by tapping into your reserves. You have an extraordinary amount of energy and endurance. |
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Stacie at Super Mommy To The Rescue has a birthday today. WOOT! I hope you have a wonderful birthday Stacie. I wish you all the best and many many more. Aloha my friend and HBD!
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, “How can I help you?
The farmer said, “I want to get of them Dayvorces.” The lawyer said, “Do you have any grounds?” The farmer said, “Yes, I got 40 acres.”
The lawyer said, “No, no, you don’t understand. Do you have a suit?” The farmer said, “Yes, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays.”
The lawyer said, “No, no, I mean, do you have a case?” The farmer said, “No, I ain’t got a Case, but I got a John Deere.”
The lawyer said, “No, I mean, do you have a grudge?” The farmer said, “Yes, I got a grudge. That’s where I park the John Deere..”
The lawyer said, “Does your wife beat you up or something?” The farmer said, “No, we both get up at 4:30.”
By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question. “Is your wife a nagger?”
The farmer said, “No, she’s a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that’s why I want a dayvorce.”
That means it took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
Hey, it’s only my opinion.
A Hui Hou
Happy Birthday Stacie!
Just goes to prove what women have always known:
A man’s little head is more important to him than his big head.
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ROFLMAO!! Too funny.
Ha ha ha , poor man, asking for a dayvorce. lol
Have a great weekend, Thom!
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shakira
Glad you enjoyed my friend. Have a great day
But perhaps not as important as the little head otherwise it wouldn’t have taken them a century to figure it out
So true my dear sweet friend
Glad to see that in 1874 men still had their priorities straight.
Loved the hillbilly divorce! I gots grounds too but they’s mostly coffee grounds.
Oh you and me both. Coffee grounds too much and so you! LOL
LOL don’t think the little head must have been important if it took that long to protect it.
Thanks for the Birthday Wishes.
You Are Together and Wise
You have a broad, mature outlook on life. You know that there are ups and downs, and you feel like you can weather them.
You feel a strong sense of community and like you truly belong. You trust other people and believe they are basically good.
You feel relieved about your past and those you have loved. You are happy to be moving on with the future.
You succeed by tapping into your reserves. You have an extraordinary amount of energy and endurance.
I hope you have a wonderful birthday my friend and that your day is excellent.
happy birthday stacie!
i wonder if protecting the upper head means men have finally learned to use it
and there seems to be some truth in that quiz
You Are Thoughtful and Happy
You have an optimistic outlook. When troubles come your way, you try to see how you will grow and learn from them.
You feel like you can’t depend on anyone but yourself in this world. You feel quite alone sometimes.
You feel exhausted about your past and those you have loved. It’s been a long, hard road.
You succeed by pacing yourself. You realize that all that matters is the long run, and you aim to persevere.
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I think there is some truth to this quiz with you
Well some of us have learned how to use it believe me 
Happy Birthday, Stacie! Hope you have a terrific day!
Love the redneck and the lawyer!! Definitely sounds right to me!
I’m together and wise! Wow! that’s a shocker! There are probably a number of people that would be laughing out loud if they read this!!
Hope you have a great day, Thom!
Sylvia
See that’s why you give us our daily dose of wisdom. The quiz is right
Have a great day as well my friend 
HILARIOUS! I didn’t know where that story was leading to. Nagger! Ha!
Men are hard-headed. Maybe that’s why they didn’t feel the need to protect it til later…
Me either when I was reading it LOL Too funny. LOL…indeed we are my friend
Happy Birthday, Stace.
It finally dawned on men that their little heads are happier if they use their big heads to take care of them.
You Are Thoughtful and Happy
You have an optimistic outlook. When troubles come your way, you try to see how you will grow and learn from them.
You feel like you can’t depend on anyone but yourself in this world. You feel quite alone sometimes.
You feel wistful about your past and those you have loved. Memories are bittersweet for you.
You succeed by tapping into your reserves. You have an extraordinary amount of energy and endurance.
Awww Q…there ya go. Very wise indeed
That dayvorce joke cracked me up….too cute!!!
Wasn’t it hysterical LOL
Thanks for letting me know it is Stacie’s birthday! She is a great person! This was a very random and fun post to read!
You are most welcome. LOL all my posts are random like this. You never know what’s going to go on here LOL
And what’s scary…neither do I LOL
LMAO I’ve heard a lot of jokes in my day, but never that one. That’s a good one. Have a great weekend. Following you.
Glad you enjoyed my friend. Have a great weekend yourself.
HA – First of all Happy Birthday!!! Love the horoscope too! Joke? HA More like truth! LOL
Isn’t that the truth. Thanks for commenting. Much appreciated.
have a great weekend!
There is an award for you at my site.
nice weekend!
Mahalo my friend. Much appreciated
That dayvorce is hysterical!
I am thoughtful and happy
Nice to know
Glad you enjoyed. And yup i think that fits you
Happy Birthday Stacie!!
Love the “dayvorce”; REALLY REALLY LOVED THE HOCKEY FACT!
You Are Reasonable and Reflective
You have a patient outlook. You know that things eventually change, so you try not to get too worked up about the way things are now.
You feel like you can’t depend on anyone but yourself in this world. You feel quite alone sometimes.
You feel exhausted about your past and those you have loved. It’s been a long, hard road.
You succeed by pacing yourself. You realize that all that matters is the long run, and you aim to persevere.
The Desert Test
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I liked that part as well and I knew you would LOL
Have a good one 
I think I am the same as you, except I don’t trust easily, lol !
You Are Together and Wise
You have a broad, mature outlook on life. You know that there are ups and downs, and you feel like you can weather them.
You feel a strong sense of community and like you truly belong. You trust other people and believe they are basically good.
You feel relieved about your past and those you have loved. You are happy to be moving on with the future.
You succeed by nurturing yourself. You believe it’s important to take care of yourself today so that you are strong for whatever comes.
LOL…well neither to I actually. Two peas in the proverbial pod
This time I’m really glad I’m NOT the same as you! And I was worried when I saw that I was the same as Quilly – except I’m NOT because our 2nd answer was different and I do NOT rely upon myself! (and I’m pretty sure Quilly doesn’t EITHER!) But anyway… MINE said…
You Are Thoughtful and Happy
You have an optimistic outlook. When troubles come your way, you try to see how you will grow and learn from them.
You have a few friends and family members that you are especially close to. You can count on them to be there for you.
You feel wistful about your past and those you have loved. Memories are bittersweet for you.
You succeed by tapping into your reserves. You have an extraordinary amount of energy and endurance.
ROFLMAO!!! You and Quilly are like twins LOL I love it.
Yeah that is so you 
Happy Birthday Stacie!
This got me cracking up, but I love the last two lines of the “nagging” wife! Hahahaha!
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Wasn’t that just too funny? I loved it. Thanks for the wishes