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The Dating Profiles Meme: Quick, Hide Your Cat!

Thom — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 01:01:58 +0000

Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme . This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. This is a bit different than an “answer this question” meme. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person’s profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only “lines” that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!

The Dating Profiles Meme: Quick, Hide Your Cat!

1. I love dogs, but not really a cat person. OMG you don’t know what you are missing.

2. I enjoy theme parks, flea markets, yard sales, antique fairs, working on the house (painting and decorating) carnivals and community events. Just an all around type huh?

3. Not cut out to be around very young children at this stage of life. ENERGIZE!!!

4. A fanatic leaf peeper in September and October. Okay i give up. What the hell is that?

5. I chase hot air balloons. Danger Will Robinson..filled with hot air!!!

6. WARNING: I loath country music and cannot listen to it under and circumstances.

7. I tend to go for ordinary people. Mary must be happy!!

8. Not a hot weather person and I am not really comfortable sitting in a boat on a mosquito-infested pond. You don’t know what you’re missing. Ask Susan at Stony River Farm!

9. I sometimes leave dirty dishes in the sink overnight. Pffft. Related to Roseanne perhaps?

10. It should not be work keeping sentences from falling together. Pay for your crimes fool!!

Thank you for playing this week on The Dating Profiles Meme . Please leave a comment or link when you have posted. Feel free to stop back and visit other player’s posts. Have a great week. Join us for Sunday Stealing. See you next Friday!

Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou

The Dating Profiles Meme: Fresh Air

Thom — Fri, 21 May 2010 01:31:39 +0000

The Dating Profiles Meme: Fresh Air

1. I consider myself a “breath of fresh air”, not materialistic or fakey in any shape or form. Listerine don’t leave home without it.

2. I’m just looking for someone to enjoy & share life with…..any takers??! Look under P for Pimp!

3. I try to see the world as still viable, and valid. You try? If it wasn’t you wouldn’t be here seems to me.

4. Seeking a partner that loves the mind as the true sexual, and emotional component of the human condition, hungers for a partner that can match me vibe 4 vibe.

5. I need and desire a mate that will challenge my mind, make me laugh, and stir my heart in a blender of complex yet simple moves. Go see Harriet. She uses a blender quite well I understand for her Margaritas.

6. Talk 2 me,not at me. I will listen to u, not through u. U B 6 I B 9

7. I am not afraid of the word need!!! How about Lions and Tigers and Bears? Oh my!

8. my hobbies are hanging out wachin movies socially drink alittle but love someun that is pacinate abt what they wants. You wouldn’t be in the cast of Deliverance would you?

9. This is only the beginning. So said Adam and Eve.

10. I love to laugh. I have saying either laugh or get mad. “have saying”? I say learn how to use proper grammar.

Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou

The Dating Profiles Meme: The Dog Out of the Car Window

Thom — Fri, 14 May 2010 08:02:50 +0000

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The Dating Profiles Meme: The Dog Out of the Car Window

1. I smile every time I see a dog with its head out a car window. The answers my friend are blowing in the wind.

2. I’m been separated for close to a year and just would like to hang out and meet new people. And here you are in front of your computer composing a dating profile. That’s a great way to hang out.

3. If I had a nickel for every time I sneezed I’d be rich. You have stock in Kleenex?

4. Because of my hair products I usually smell like coconuts. I guess that’s better than BO.

5. As for who I am looking for I would like to meet someone who can share some of the activities I love as well as teach me new things. So said Forrest Gump!

6. We are the crowd, we’re c-comin’ out. Diana Ross would be proud.

7. Everyone is looking to be loved and to love someone but I guess I want more than that. Maybe your looking in all the wrong places.

8. My favorite things to do is spending every free moment with family and friends. Unfortunately most of my friends and family don’t live even remotely near by because I’m new to this area. I’d call U-Haul if I were you.

9. Life has thrown me a curve ball and sucked the air out of me completely. So, I’m looking for friendship at first and what will be, will be. Que Sera Sera.

10. Have a heart of gold but just no one to share it with. Somewhere over the rainbow go find yourself a leprechaun.

Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou

The Dating Profiles Meme: The Full Course Meal

Thom — Fri, 07 May 2010 08:03:40 +0000

The Dating Profiles Meme: The Full Course Meal

1. I am not a side dish–i am the full course meal!!! Full course meals give me gas!!! I prefer side salads.

2. I do not want the kind of love I can live with, I want the kind of love I can’t live without. Plenty double talk going on here. Do they call you Forrest Gump?

3. I love to be outdoors doing things from hunting to biking to riding a motorcycle to walking on a hillside to swimming in a pond to watching a polo match. So you are one of those hills come alive types!

4. I believe if you meet someone on a date and you are not attracted to each other then there is no point in continuing to date. Well this is the second time that someone has said something intelligent here.

5. I have been viewed as a perfectionist, but what I believe in is when you do something, make sure you do it right!! I’m wondering if you worked in the Nixon administration by chance.

6. I am looking for someone who is half as happy to see me as my dogs. I bet a veternarian named James would see it your way as well.

7. Liars and cheaters will not be tolerated! Rock on!!!

8. I am in need of some down time. Well head on to the Lazy River.

9. I wanna be with someone who is better that the last relationship. The sex was not two good. that? two? BITE ME!

10. You smile even when soaked on a wet day. Your point here?

Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou

The Dating Profiles Meme: Sunshine of Your Life

Thom — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 08:02:59 +0000

The Dating Profiles Meme: Sunshine of Your Life

1. friends are the sunshine of your life. Stevie Wonder would be proud!

2. i am an accountant and musician with a wicked sense of humor. 3 X 3 = ? And can you answer in A Minor?

3. all i can say is that i am tired of the games. Go to Jail. Got directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.00

4. I spent the last year focusing on me, which is something I hadn’t done in a really long time. It’s been a lot of fun! Did Kodak pay you to say this?

5. Am looking for someone that can make me happy and be there for me through thick and thin and that can help me find the treasure that i have lost and will see me through all my ups and down, that is loving caring,understanding,that will respect my opinion and most of all that play the game of love.. Love is a many splendor thing you know…you ready to take that on?

6. I want love. You need to buddy up with #5!! Oh and I want money.

7. Looking for someone to spend quality time with, who respects me for who I am and who is satisfied with the direction that their life is going. Let me introduce you to the Wicked Witch of the West!

8. Something I haven’t done yet that I would like to do is deep sea diving. Were you on the set of Jaws by chance?

9. The thing I am most grateful for is being alive. Are you related to the Von Trapp family?

10. need some one to make me hole. “Holy Pie Hole Bat Girl! Good thing Robin is “whole”.

Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou

The Dating Profiles Meme: Always Up for the Challenge

Thom — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 08:03:49 +0000

The Dating Profiles Meme: Always Up for the Challenge

1. It’s hard for me to describe myself, I think I probably see myself much differently than others do, but hey, always up to the challenge. You related to Tom Cruise?

2. I am shy but outgoing, timid but strong, a loner but loves to be around people. You’re frickin’ dazed and confused.

3. I am very educated, not necessarily from a collegiate accomplishment level as I am street wise and in tune with my surroundings, making me more often comfortable than anxious. You have any sense cuz you sound pound foolish?

4. I have spent a lot of time alone for the last few years because I took a good look and did not like who I saw anymore so I took the time out to get to know myself and change those values and attitudes I did not like and made sure the change was what is me. Mirror Mirror On The Wall

5. purify me. Bend over!

6. I don’t have any tolerance for intolerance so no “isms” or “phobias” allowed. Don’t Ask Don’t Tell huh?

7. Like the mountains, deserts, ‘rock collecting” is something my grandfather got me into. Did grandmother know what was going on?

8. The thing that makes me laugh is our annual family reunion. Just a barrel of laughs huh?

9. I’m as natural as country so I do not put up with nonsense. Just enjoy being HAPPY. You one of the naturists I take it.

10. I hate going to bed n sleeping alone. Think 69!

Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou

The Dating Profiles Meme: Getting Into New Things

Thom — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 08:02:28 +0000

The Dating Profiles Meme: Getting Into New Things

1. Looking for new friends male or female…trying to get into new things. A Little AC/DC perhaps?

2. Hi and greetings to all who reads at this time my profile. Good start. Aloha!

3. Im looking for a person who is true about themselves. Just be like yourself! Hmmm Im?

4. I live by a lake in a nice area. We can go fishing. I’ll bite and take the bait.

5. I am an avid reader, love a good movie, and but I refuse to discuss anything about TV for much of it all is a waste of time. Good thing there are 18 Million others out there that will talk TV.

6. So, if spontaneity and passion is in your blood, you have finally found the RIGHT one! are you ready to TRULY enjoy the rest of your LIFE??? Let me know!!!! Buckle up and enjoy the ride!

7. I am looking for someone active and takes care of themselves physically & mentally! And they say to quit smoking. pffft!

8. What can I say that makes me stand out from all the others? Honestly, You have heard my story before. Possibly some stilts?

9. It can happen. I have been in love before, know what it feels like. I have seen it happen for a lifetime. Well this is as clear as mud.

10. I have been told that I’m much better looking in person than my profile picture. Well that’s a first. Generally it’s the other way around.

PROFILE

REALITY

Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou

The Dating Profiles Meme: I Gotta Go Outside

Thom — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 02:18:00 +0000

The Dating Profiles Meme: I Gotta Go Outside

1. i love to lol i cant stand being in the house. love being out side. WTG! I hp u kp ur hse cln.

2. One might az well try to ride two horsez moving in different directionz, az 2 try 2 maintain in equal force two opposing or contradictory setz of desirez… What the hell you talking about Willis?

3. To always keep a positive attitude about things even though they might not be going right at the time everything happens for a reason and it may not start off good but eventually it will end well. Does War ever end well?

4. Someone that dosn’t mind going to church once in a while. Who you? Ever heard of spell check?

5. You are being screened, so alcoholics, addicts, stalkers need not apply. Can thieves, polygamists and liars apply then?

6. Glass 3/4 full. Excellent what happened to the other 1/4?

7. For a person I love I will do absolutely everything. You could eventually learn to regret those words. Go clean the pig sty then! Oh yeah ya don’t love me. pffft

8. I want someone who will be my partner, soul mate, lover, confidant and best friend. This is the first logical statement I heard in any of The Dating Profile Memes. Collect $200.00 for passing go and get your stay out of jail free card. WOOT!

9. I am actually 38, but frequently told I look 10 years younger. Plastic surgery works wonders I tell ya.

10. I like to think of myself as a learner, a giver, an explorer, learning every second and appreciating what the next person you meet teaches you and what you give them. You are certainly a Jack-of-all-Trades and probably a Master of none. I hope you give them money for teaching you!

Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou

The Dating Profiles Meme: I Know What I Want

Thom — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 08:03:26 +0000

The Dating Profiles Meme: I Know What I Want

1. I have updated my profile. I’m at a point in my life where I know exactly what I want. Woo Hoo!!! Good for you.

2. I want someone who will be a healthy role model in my children’s lives. Does that include drugs, sex and rock-n-roll?

3. I really enjoy being in nature, feeling and listening to the crunching of leaves under my feet, listening to the waves hit the shore, staying home and listening to the rain and watching a good movie with someone nice, to playing shuffleboard together as we age. I take it your a naturist!

4. I just haven’t met you yet. No you haven’t. Very astute.

5. Whatever happened to real dating? Is it silly of me to think that it could possibly still exist? Fake is as fake does.

6. I like sun more than snow. Don’t we all.

7. Happily never married, now it doesn’t seem like such a bad idea! Actually, it isn’t the “married” part that is attractive at this point in my life, I’d love to consider a soulmate with whom to share the second half of life. Are you attractive?

8. Newly separated, looking for someone to have some adventures with. On the rebound. No thanks.

9. Been looking for love in all the wrong places… maybe here will be the right place. Go to Uranus. Plenty lovin’ there, or so I’ve heard.

10. I belong to a non profit (the “Court”) in which my court name is Ingok Ryd-alot, I’ll explain about the court later. You need to contact Eddie’s father.

Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou

The Dating Profiles Meme: Moving Forward on the Journey

Thom — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 08:04:17 +0000

The Dating Profiles Meme: Moving Forward on the Journey

1. I have learned enough from past experiences to know what is important in life, and I have adopted the attitude of live, learn, grow, forgive and forget, and always keep moving forward through the journey. So what’s important?

2. Looking forward to a new chapter in my life. Does it include a prologue and epilogue?

3. I’ve been in relationships with someone that would rather drink alcohol, rather than go to the gym. Pick a gym with a bar then!

4. I can be spontaneous and fun as long as we don’t break the law. Guess my combustion engine doesn’t matter then.

5. I’m a multifaceted, marketing & promotions professional with a number of unusual passions: open water swimming, growing a lettuce garden, cycling for fun, to raise money for charity, playing 18 holes on Saturdays, running two hours daily and listening to opera to name a few. I often arrive home to messages from my friends on my answering machine asking – where are you now? Uranus by chance?

6. They always say nothing is not living for if it not dieing for. Hold on. Let me get my interpreter.

7. Hello and welcome to my proile. Proile?

8. I work in Germany flying around Europe. When I work I live in Berlin which is my home base. I spend about 5 months per year in this area as my father is living there. I grew up in both countries. Did you flunk Geography class in school?

9. I have also been told that I am the best kisser ever, and am laughed at for being a bit clumsy. Holy Lipstick Boy Wonder!

10. If you have looked over my pictures and I’ve “charmed you with my smile”, you have taken more than “30 seconds” to read over my profile and you would like to know about me and what I am looking for, you should drop everything and email me this minute. There’s room for only one egomaniac here. Beat it!

Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou

The Dating Profiles Meme: Going With the Flow

Thom — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 08:04:00 +0000

The Dating Profiles Meme: Going With the Flow

1. I am an easy going person who just goes with the flow. I would like someone who can also go with flow. Shouldn’t we all just go with the flow? What ever rocks your boat. Go for it.

2. It would be nice to go home with someone and talk about the day over a glass of pepsi. You have something against Doing the Dew?

3. I enjoy long walks on the beach. And it’s working well!

4. Most important to me are family, friends, and our environment. You related to the Gore’s by chance?

5. Make me smile – I’ll return the favor. Bend over!

Bend Over and Pump Funny Picture

6. No, i’ve never been married. No, i don’t have any children. Why? It’s simple. I haven’t met the ONE yet and i won’t settle for less than i deserve. Buckle up and enjoy the ride. I’ve got the perfect match for ya!

7. I also love giving and receiving massages after a stressful day at work. Part Time Job?

8. I’ve done some hiking in the past and wouldn’t mind doing it again. Happy Trails!

9. I’m turned off by smokers and foul language. Pucker up!

10. Relationships are a two way street. Anything can be fun and adventurous, as long as I’m in charge. Philip said the same thing.

Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou

The Dating Profiles Meme: Here Comes the Sun

Thom — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 08:03:52 +0000

The Dating Profiles Meme: Here Comes the Sun

1. I love the sun, it goes great with the beach. And it goes with nothing else?

2. If I had it all to do again, I would do it all again, because we do our best given the circumstances and for the most part, life is good. Can you say this in plain English?

3. I’m looking for someone that’s somewhat active. Does using the Wii count?

4. I’m not a materialistic person, although, I’ll admit, sometimes it’s nice. You only like a portion of our material world I take it.

5. Relationships are a two way street. Anything will be fun, as long as I’m with the right person.You like AC/DC then. Go both ways?

6. Im a unique Honest latina looking for the last love of my live. What happened to the first one?

7. I treat people the way I want others to treat me and looking for the same because life is too short to be alone and we have no promises for tomorrow. You related to Plato by chance?

8. Not looking for garbage. You should. They are awesome.

9. I am against liers, crazy online people, loosers, BLIND DATES, a plane ticket ,game players or insecure people online. What are you for? Learning how to spell correctly by chance?

10. It’s easier to go down a hill than up it… But the view is much better at the top. You have a problem with a bottom is that it?

Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou

The Dating Profiles Meme: Good Vibrations

Thom — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 08:03:40 +0000

The Dating Profiles Meme: Good Vibrations

1. I try to be natural, positive and optimistic, never give up and always look into the future with hope and good vibration. You must be friends with the Energizer Bunny. Keeps that gadget going and going and going!

2. Good sense of fine humor. – Inspiring character. – Creative bent of mind. – Fun to be with. – Good dresser and great dancer. – Confident. – Love the finer things of life. – Caring. Creative bent of mind? What the hell?

3. I’m not looking at the current time, just enjoying the site and people. Where’s Waldo?

4. Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional. How much plastic surgery have you had?

5. I believe that I am drug and disease free (and so I expect the same). You only believe? You don’t know? pffft

6. I am but a simple person with a simple needs. I am looking for somebody whom I can get along with and anybody who will accept me simply the way I am. Are you Forrest Gump in disguise?

7. Love is when you feel like you are on a cloud and floating !!!! No parachute needed I suppose.

8. Well I am not perfect, which of us are? Talk to Bo!

9. I like to go out (but its not the be all or end all) as long as I can have a drink. I got the perfect date for ya.

10. Hi im nice normal easy going, who enjoys the odd battle of witts! Witts?

Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou

The Dating Profiles Meme: Picture Perfect

Thom — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 08:00:23 +0000

The Dating Profiles Meme: Picture Perfect

1. I look exactly like my pictures, so don’t think that these are from another decade, they are me as I look NOW. Was the camera broken?

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2. I enjoy nights in watching movies by the light of the fireplace. That gives me an idea!

3. Me???? loyal, romantic…the usual BLAH BLAH BLAH. Sit Spot Sit!

4. Sculpting is my love. Any romance involved here by chance?

5. I live in this country for about ten years. Most wonderful country to live in. There are many things I like about it, but the most I like is it’s nature. I’m close to nature. I can hear it! Hmmm so were these guys. Neighbors by chance?

6. I also love to ride western pleasure my horses are my favorite hobby. Isn’t zoophilia against the law?

7. I am too soon out of a relationship to have another right now but you never know what life will bring your way. May the force be with you!

8. I change so much day to day that I always try to find new ways of doing things or arranging things. You still have all your original parts?

9. What can I say, I am what I am! Aren’t we all?

10. I’m not going to lie, I am not a twig…I’m curvy. Any relation to the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

Guest Book for Dr. John

Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou

The Dating Profiles Meme: Going to Pot

Thom — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 04:56:25 +0000

The Dating Profiles Meme: Going to Pot

1. I truly believe in a lid for every pot. Is that like the pot calling the kettle black?

2. i have chose to move on with my life and forget about my terrible past and moreover its part of the reason why i am on here hoping that i would be able to meet someone who is willing to accept me for whom i am. Well let’s hope they can understand your sentence first!

3. I very much hope that sometime to me I will carry also shall find such person and I shall be happy with it. Is this some new language? I got lost after sometime.

4. I am not interested in anyone who is not ready to be monogamous. Buckle up for safety baby!

5. 1 Man, 1 Woman, Thats How Its Done. Does it involve birds and bees?

6. Bottom line I’m looking for someone who fears the Lord, who is willing to pray with his partner and share the ministry for which Christ has in store for us. I suppose you are into loving the Devil?

7. At the moment I am not looking for a long term relationship. Oh so it’s a Wham Bam Thank You Ma’am kinda thing huh?

8. I do hope you are active yourself and “tolerate” my passion for triathlons. Run Forrest, Run!

9. I won’t shut up because i talk alot. They call you Myna by chance?

10. What to put….really…I know who I am, and it took me a long time to figure out that that person is really great, but I’m learning. Shirley Bassey would be so proud!!!

Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou