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Employee of the Month

Thom — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 18:16:03 +0000

February 2011 … We have a winner!!

Multi-tasking at its best!

This is the level of dedication we expect from all staff! Our IT person just informed us …There is a reason laptop spelled backwards is potpal.

Hey, it’s only my opinion

A Hui Hou

Cyclone Yasi and E-Bay

Thom — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 19:16:35 +0000

CYCLONE YASI

WHAT DID THE CYCLONE YASI SAY TO THE COCONUT TREE?

HANG ON TO YOUR NUTS…..THIS IS NO ORDINARY BLOW JOB!!!

GIFSoup

E-BAY

Spent $50 on E-bay for a penis enlarger…………..

Bastards sent me a magnifying glass.!!.

Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou

What Sexy Costume Should You Wear? and Nymphomaniac Convention

Thom — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 20:01:42 +0000

3rd Annual Treat Fest

Hootin’ Anni at Hootin’ Anni’s has started her treat fest for the month of October. Mahalo Hootin’ Anni. Much appreciated. Here is number 5 of 5.

This is right on the mark if you ask me. But don’t ya think they could have used a sexy man cop photo? pffft

You Should Wear a Cop Costume

Your brand of sexy is in charge and in control. You know what you want, and you know how to get it.
You act boldly and speak your mind. If someone looks good to you, you make your move.

People find you attractive because you’re confident. You work what you’ve got.
You are comfortable in your own skin, and you wouldn’t change a thing about yourself – and that’s part of what makes you sexy.

What Sexy Costume Should You Wear?

NYMPHOMANIAC CONVENTION

Sylvia at Sylvia From Over The Hill sent this in. Mahalo Syliva. Much appreciated

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane..

He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat … As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his..

Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”

She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston ”

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your business role at this convention?”

“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”

“Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?”

“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.

I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.”

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. “I’m sorry,” she said, “I shouldn’t really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t even know your name..”

“Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba.”

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A Hui Hou

What Side of the Brain Are You?, Happy Hour Special and USAF MOAB

Thom — Tue, 26 Oct 2010 20:01:22 +0000

3rd Annual Treat Fest

Hootin’ Anni at Hootin’ Anni’s has started her treat fest for the month of October. Mahalo Hootin’ Anni. Much appreciated. Here is number 5 of 5.

The highlighted part is all Hogwash!!! Just check this blog out LOL

You Are the Left Side of the Brain

You are a logical and orderly person. You have a system for almost everything in your life.
You like to stay busy, and it’s important that you stay on task. You prefer to do one thing at a time.

You are rational and detail oriented. You love to analyze, and you have a head for numbers.
You are also good with words. You love to read, and you’ve been known to write well.

What Side of the Brain Are You?

HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL

Sylvia at Sylvia From Over The Hill sent this in. Mahalo Syliva. Much appreciated

Bubba is driving down a back road in Alabama ..

A sign in front of a restaurant reads:

HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL

Lobster Tail and Beer

“Lord a’mighty,” he says to himself, “Thems my three favorites!”

USAF MOAB

Sylvia at Sylvia From Over The Hill sent this in. Mahalo Syliva. Much appreciated

This is a picture of the US Air Force’s new 21,000 pound MOAB: The ‘Mother Of All Bombs’. It is an upgrade to the 15,000 pound Daisy Cutter which was used earlier in Afghanistan. The USAF and Coalition Forces are planning to drop the MOAB on Tehran, Iran. From the looks of it, if you get hit with this you haven’t got a prayer!

We’ll tell the Muslims she’s one of the virgins waiting for them! No more suicide bombers!

‘Mess with me and you mess with the whole trailer park.’

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A Hui Hou

The City Park Test and Priceless

Thom — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 20:01:13 +0000

3rd Annual Treat Fest

Hootin’ Anni at Hootin’ Anni’s has started her treat fest for the month of October. Mahalo Hootin’ Anni. Much appreciated. Here is number 5 of 5.

Pffft…fall for his or her best friend. I don’t think so.

You Crave Inspiration

You are optimistic about both your present and your future. Things are going well for you.

You see love as companionship. You’re the type of person who would fall for his or her best friend.

You expect other people to respect you. You are respectful of them in return.

Your inner child is whimsical. You still have an amazing imagination.

The City Park Test

PRICELESS

Sylvia at Sylvia From Over The Hill and Hazel at Delineating Des ~ or attempting to ~ sent this in. Mahalo to the both of you. Much appreciated

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A Hui Hou

PS – I just looked at this again. I cracked up at the Halloween cartoon looking up at the picture ROFLMAO!!!

What Kind of Stressed Are You? and Family Picture

Thom — Wed, 20 Oct 2010 20:01:55 +0000

3rd Annual Treat Fest

Hootin’ Anni at Hootin’ Anni’s has started her treat fest for the month of October. Mahalo Hootin’ Anni. Much appreciated. Here is number 4 of 5.

Okay I’m gonna say straight up I don’t believe in stress. I think it’s all in your mind myself. And yes, that’s only my opinion. That being said:

You Are Not Stressed

You may have some stress in your life, but you’re coping quite well.
You are able to find balance, and compared to most people, you aren’t stressed out.

Consider helping out a friend or family member who is experiencing some stress.
You are in a great position, and better off than almost everyone else in the world.

What Kind of Stressed Are You?

FAMILY PICTURE

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A Hui Hou

What Hawaiian Island Are You? and The Four Cats

Thom — Tue, 19 Oct 2010 20:01:28 +0000

3rd Annual Treat Fest

Hootin’ Anni at Hootin’ Anni’s has started her treat fest for the month of October. Mahalo Hootin’ Anni. Much appreciated. Here is number 4 of 5.

Well this is sorta true. I hate shopping however. pffft

You Are Oahu

You’re a big city person, and you need the bright lights of Honolulu to keep you entertained.
You enjoy fine dining and high quality entertainment. You’re definitely looking for the best.

You are attracted to culture of all sorts, and you will appreciate Oahu’s museums and historical sites.
Not to mention some of the best shopping in the world, which is sure to keep a smile on your face!

What Hawaiian Island Are You?

THE FOUR CATS

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.

The first man was an Engineer,
The second man was an Accountant,
The third man was a Chemist, and
The fourth man was a Government Employee.

To show off, the Engineer called his cat, ‘T-square, do your stuff.’

T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.

Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, ‘Spreadsheet, do your stuff.’

Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.

Everyone agreed that was good.

But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, ‘Measure, do your stuff.’

Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces into the glass without spilling a drop.

Everyone agreed that was pretty good.

Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, ‘What can your cat do?’ The Government Employee called his cat and said, ‘CoffeeBreak, do your stuff.’

CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet…….

Ate the cookies……..
Drank the milk…….
S**t on the paper…….
Screwed the other three cats…….
Claimed he injured his back while doing so……..
Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions…….
Put in for Workers Compensation…………….and
Went home for the rest of the day on sick leave…………

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A Hui Hou

The Sporty Car Test and Widdle Wabbit

Thom — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 20:01:35 +0000

3rd Annual Treat Fest

Hootin’ Anni at Hootin’ Anni’s has started her treat fest for the month of October. Mahalo Hootin’ Anni. Much appreciated. Here is number 3 of 5.

Don’t anyone say it! pffft

You Are Odd

You’re wonderfully weird, and you refuse to conform to make others comfortable.
You are a true individual. You are proud of your quirks, and at times you even flaunt them.

You don’t understand people who are normal and mainstream. There is so much more to the world than what’s conventional and popular.
You investigate everything that piques your interest. You think it’s a tragedy to leave any stone unturned.

The Sporty Car Test

WIDDLE WABBIT

Sylvia at Sylvia From Over The Hill sent this in. Mahalo Syliva. Much appreciated

A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart store and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, “Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?”

As the shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he’s on her level and asks, “Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?” She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,

“I don’t think my python weally gives a thit.”

MySpace Comments: Chromaluna.com

Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou

What’s Your Autumn Personality?, an Anniversary and A Nude Runner

Thom — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 20:01:01 +0000

3rd Annual Treat Fest

Hootin’ Anni at Hootin’ Anni’s has started her treat fest for the month of October. Mahalo Hootin’ Anni. Much appreciated. Here is number 3 of 5.

Adventurous yes. Go hiking…not so much.

Your Autumn Personality is Adventurous

There’s something about a chill in the air that gets your blood pumping. /you’re ready to go have some fun.
Consider hiking up your favorite mountain or spending a weekend at a bed and breakfast.

You’re the type of person who likes to try all the new fall dishes and come up with the best Halloween costume.
Go ahead and let yourself experience some new things this autumn. There’s lots to try!

What’s Your Autumn Personality?

HAU’0LI PIHA MAKAHIKI

James at Newtown Area Photo and Vicki at Lucy’s Cat Lounge celebrated their 23rd Wedding Anniversary yesterday. WOOT!! I hope you both had a wonderful day and I wish you many many more years. You two are the best Happy Anniversary

A NUDE RUNNER

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway.

“Oh my God – Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband’s home early!”

“I can’t jump out the window. It’s raining out there!”

“If my husband catches us in here, he’ll kill us both!” she replied. “He’s got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!”

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town’s annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could.

After a little while a small group of runners who h ad been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.

“Do you always run in the nude?” one asked.

“Oh yes!” he replied, gasping in air.. “It feels so wonderfully free!”

Another runner moved along side. “Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?”

“Oh, yes” our friend answered breathlessly. “That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!”

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, “Do you always wear a condom when you run?”

“Nope…just when it’s raining.”

MySpace Comments: Chromaluna.com

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A Hui Hou

The Paint Daub Test and Husbands And Wives

Thom — Wed, 06 Oct 2010 20:01:18 +0000

3rd Annual Treat Fest

Hootin’ Anni at Hootin’ Anni’s has started her treat fest for the month of October. Mahalo Hootin’ Anni. Much appreciated. Here is number 2 of 5.

This is SOOOOOO broken!!! LOL I’m just leaving it at that LOL

You Are Deep

You try to observe the world rather than judge it. You feel like you are here to learn.
You see every side to people. You know that things are complicated and nuanced.

You have trouble getting along with people who are flippant or silly. You crave substance.
You connect best with philosophical, thoughtful types. Your friends care about ideas.

The Paint Daub Test

HUSBAND AND WIVES

Part 1

When creating Husbands, God promised Women that good and ideal Husbands would be found in all corners of the world…………

And then He made the earth round.

Part 2

To all my special Friends with a Great Attitude and Humor………….

With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren’t heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.

Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, “Good grief, look how smart I am!”

Must be where ‘Smart Ass’ came from!

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A Hui Hou

What Kind of iPod Are You?, an Anniversary and Maxine on Healthcare

Thom — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 20:01:15 +0000

3rd Annual Treat Fest

Hootin’ Anni at Hootin’ Anni’s has started her treat fest for the month of October. Mahalo Hootin’ Anni. Much appreciated. Here is number 2 of 5.

The only thing I am in this is a gadget geek LOL (And No comments on that from the peanut gallery YA HEAR!!!)

You Are iPod touch

You are definitely a music lover, but you love games, movie, and the internet too.
You are a gadget geek who wants a device that does it all. You like to be on the cutting edge.

You aren’t just a consumer, you’re also a creator. It’s likely that you’re a budding filmmaker or artist.
For you, inspiration could strike anywhere. And you need a devise that will capture your creativity.

What Kind of iPod Are You?

HAU’0LI PIHA MAKAHIKI

Comments by ZingerBug.com

Tomorrow or today, depending upon when you read this, October 6th would have marked my Grandparents 75th Wedding Anniversary. Even though they are not with me physically they are always in my heart and I know that my Grandmother is probably bossing my Grandfather around and ruling the roost and he just politely says “Yes Dear”. Happy Anniversary GM and GF. I love you both.

GM and GF

MAXINE ON HEALTHCARE

Let me get this straight.

We’re going to be “gifted” with a health care plan we are forced to purchase and fined if we don’t, written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn’t understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn’t read it but exempts themselves from it, to be signed by a president who also smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn’t pay his taxes, to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that’s broke.

What could possibly go wrong?

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A Hui Hou

The Grilled Cheese Sandwich Test, a Birthday and A Mastercard Wedding

Thom — Mon, 04 Oct 2010 20:01:12 +0000

3rd Annual Treat Fest

Hootin’ Anni at Hootin’ Anni’s has started her treat fest for the month of October. Mahalo Hootin’ Anni. Much appreciated. Here is number 2 of 5.

Well the second paragraph is bunk but the rest is pretty much me.

You Are Sweet

You have a fun personality. You enjoy life to the fullest, and you have a good group of friends.

You are always looking to add a little more comfort to your life. You like to feel taken care of.

People can count on you to be calm and level headed. You are the voice of reason.

People don’t realize you’re more conventional than you seem. It’s easy to make you happy.

The Grilled Cheese Sandwich Test

HAU’OLI LA HANAU

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Tomorrow or Today, whatever day you read this, October 5th, is my brother Timmy’s 50th birthday. WOOT!!! Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday dear Timmy. Happy Birthday to you. You don’t look a day over 51!!! Ha!!! HBD. Love ya. Me Ke Aloha

A MASTERCARD WEDDING

Sylvia at Sylvia From Over The Hill sent this in. Mahalo Syliva. Much appreciated

You got to love this guy….

This is a true story about a recent

wedding that took place at Clemson University

It was in the local newspaper and even

Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage

with a microphone to talk to the crowd.

He said he wanted to thank

everyone for coming, many from

long distances, to support them

at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride’s and his family

and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation

he said he wanted to give everyone

a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of

everyone’s chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to

everyone, and asked them to

open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8×10 glossy

of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious

of them weeks earlier and had

hired a private detective to tail

them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests’ reactions

for a couple of minutes, he

turned to the best man and

said, ‘F—you!’ Then he turned

to his bride and said, ‘F— you!’

Then he turned to the

dumbfounded crowd and said,

‘I’m outta here.’

He had the marriage annulled

first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out

about the affair, this

guy goes through with the

charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge–making the bride’s parents pay over $32,000 for a

300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the

bride’s and best man’s reputations

in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard ‘priceless’

commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception

for 300 family members and

friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week

honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone’s face

when they see the 8×10 glossy

of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money

can’t buy, for everything else

there’s MASTERCARD

A Mastercard Wedding

‘Life isn’t like a bowl

of cherries or peaches,

it’s more like a jar of Jalapenos–

what you do today,

might burn your ass tomorrow…..’

Comments by ZingerBug.com

Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou

Are You a Cappuccino or a Frappuccino? and Cowboy Bull Hauler

Thom — Sun, 03 Oct 2010 20:01:23 +0000

3rd Annual Treat Fest

Hootin’ Anni at Hootin’ Anni’s has started her treat fest for the month of October. Mahalo Hootin’ Anni. Much appreciated. Here is number 1 of 5.

It’s Monday. I hope you all had a good weekend. This is SO broken….

You Are Green Tea

Surprise! You’re not a coffee drink at all. You’re way too mellow for that.
You are a homebody, and you love to cozy up with a blanket, a book, and a nice cup of tea.

You prefer the calmer side of life, and you refuse to participate in the rat race.
You treasure peace, quiet, and your sanity. There’s no such thing as too much calm for you.

Are You a Cappuccino or a Frappuccino?

COWBOY BULL HAULER

Sylvia at Sylvia From Over The Hill sent this in. Mahalo Syliva. Much appreciated

Where are the seat belts? Subject: Cowboy bull hauler Or Who needs a trailer ? If I’d seen this, I don’t think I could drive because I would be laughing too hard. I notice that this old boy stuck to two lane and gravel roads. For all you yokels, what does NHD mean? No harm done? He bought the bull in Kansas and headed to Tulsa, Oklahoma. Even Ripley might have trouble believing this one.

You Have a Nice Day Now, You Hear?
JUST GIT-R-DONE.

Comments by ZingerBug.com

Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou

Where Should You Sing?, UH vs LA Tech and Why Is There A Shortage In Oil

Thom — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 20:01:49 +0000

Well it’s Friday. I hope you all have a good weekend Pffft…I sing anywhere and clear a room faster than EX-lax works….LOL

You Should Sing in the Shower

You may not be the world’s greatest singer, but you shouldn’t be deprived of singing.
So go ahead and sing your heart out in the shower. No one will hear you!

If you’re feeling super shy, play some music to accompany you. Rock out in the shower.
And once you get some confidence, consider singing in public – even if it’s just in front of your friends.

Where Should You Sing?

GAME #5

vs.

What: Hawai‘i Warriors (2-2, 0-0 WAC) vs. Louisiana Tech Bulldogs (1-3, 0-0 WAC)
When: Saturday, Oct. 2, 2010
Time: 5:30 p.m. HT
Where: Aloha Stadium (50,000), Honolulu, HI
Television: Live statewide on Oceanic Cable Pay-Per-View digital channel 255 with Jim Leahey (play-by-play), Shawn Ching (color), and Russell Yamanoha (sideline). Call (808) 643-3333 statewide to order. Also delayed on KFVE-TV?(Ch. 5) on Sunday at 10:00 a.m.
Radio: ESPN 1420 AM will carry the game live with Bobby Curran (play-by-play), Robert Kekaula (color), and John Veneri (sideline). Don Robbs, Chris Hart and Gary Dickman host the “Countdown To Kickoff” beginning at 4:30 p.m., and also the halftime show. Neighbor islands can listen live on KNUI on Maui, KHLO in Hilo, and KKON in Kona.
Video Streaming: uhstreaming.oceanic.com
Audio Webcast: Live audio streaming on espn1420am.com
Live Stats: Live in-game stats are available at HawaiiAthletics.com
Series Information: UH leads 6-2.
Promotions: The Honolulu Star-Advertiser is the game sponsor and fans can register at Gate 3 for the chance to win great prizes in the “Star-Advertiser Field Goal Kick” before the game and the “Star-Advertiser Sumo Race” at halftime. UH students will receive free admission and can register at Gate 7 for the opportunity to win a Vacations Hawaii trip to Las Vegas in the “Star-Advertiser Quarterback Challenge.” Thunder Sticks will be distributed in the UH student section. Fans are encouraged to visit the Chevron Family Fun Zone (located across from the stadium ticket office) before the game for free contests, rides, and activities. UH season-ticket holders in all UH sports will receive 50% off adult end zone tickets (maximum of eight). A valid identification card is required when purchasing tickets in advance at the Stan Sheriff Center or Aloha Stadium box offices. Supplies are limited and other restrictions may apply.

Good luck Warriors! Beat the Bulldogs!

WHY IS THERE A SHORTAGE IN OIL

GARFIELD ON THE OIL CRISIS

A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there’s a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn’t know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in:
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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North Dakota
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Wyoming
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Colorado
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
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And Texas and
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Our dipsticks are located in D.C. Any Questions? NO? Didn’t think so.

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Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou

The Mascot Test and Why Women Move To Queensland

Thom — Tue, 28 Sep 2010 20:01:30 +0000

Juliana’s favorite once again. I’m amazed at the outcome of this. It’s not what I thought. LOL

You Are Silly

You don’t take anyone or anything too seriously, yourself included!
You like to goof off and have fun. You believe that it’s important to live in the now.

You have a wide circle of friends, and it’s constantly growing. People love to be around you.
You brighten everyone’s day, and you live to make other people feel good.

The Mascot Test

WHY WOMEN MOVE TO QUEENSLAND

Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou