What’s Your Jane Austen Inspired Name?, an Anniversary and Brett the Chicken
Well another one of Juliana’s favorites. Two in a row. Woot!! At least I’m an Admiral LOL
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Your Name is Admiral Ned Jennings |
How quick come the reasons for approving what we like! – Jane Austen
Jenn at You know… that Blog? and her husband celebrate their 19th wedding anniversary today. Happy Anniversary Jenn. I hope it’s a great day and I wish you many many more. Have a great day. 
Brett came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber..
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, ‘You died in your sleep, Brett….’
Brett was stunned. ‘I’m dead? No, I can’t be! I’ve got too much to live for. Send me back!’
St. Peter said, ‘I’m sorry, but there’s only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.’
Brett was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home…. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground.
A rooster strolled past.. ‘So, you’re the new hen, huh? How’s your first day here?’
‘Not bad,’ replied Brett the hen, ‘but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I’m gonna explode!’
‘You’re ovulating,’ explained the rooster. ‘Don’t tell me you’ve never laid an egg before? ‘
‘Never,’ said Brett.
‘Well, just relax and let it happen,’ says the rooster. ‘It’s no big deal.’
Brett did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!
Brett was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg — his joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife yell…..
BRETT, wake up. You shit the bed!’
Hey, it’s only my opinion.
A Hui Hou
Your Name is Miss Henrietta Annesley???? Does that sound prim and prissy???? Surely not me!!!! Hope I don’t wake up like Brett!!!! Hope you’ve had a great Memorial Day weekend, my friend!
Sylvia
Well it sounds good to me.
Oh I hope you don’t wake up like that either LOL. Have a great week ahead 
I think Brett’s death dream may have been a premonition because his wife is about to kill him! LOL!
Mrs. Susanna Fitzgibbon
LOL Oh Susanna Fitzgibbon I do believe you are onto something there LOL
I salute you sweet Admiral that you are!!!
Here’s mine [I don't know whether to laugh or fall out of my chair]—
Your Name is Mrs. Hetty Cooper
How quick come the reasons for approving what we like! – Jane Austen
What’s Your Jane Austen Inspired Name?
Blogthings: Quizzes and Tests and Memes, Oh My!
Oh man….I just read your email….Here’s what I have to say: #$!!$@@$!!
I probably won’t get to get out and get a DVD until later this afternoon. And here I am, sitting about 6 hours ahead of your time, and you’ll be watching before I even get outside the house!! CHIT.
LOLOLOL
Hope you enjoy it. I know by evening I’ll have some of my ‘muchness’ return.
Well my Dear Mrs. Hetty Cooper I knew you’d say something like LOL
Thing is I haven’t watched it yet and wont have time until the weekend 
Kinda like those dreams where we are peeing… and then we wake up! ROTFL
Signed,
Lady Elinor Grey
Lady Elinor Grey so true
Your Name is Mrs. Elizabeth Barlow
How quick come the reasons for approving what we like! – Jane Austen
And about that chicken story…
You were saying Mrs. Elizabeth Barlow? LOL
I am foreign about these, or opt out…names are hard 4 me.
you are having fun, I appreciate your kindness to share…
awesome names.
Understood. But it’s just the way the quizzes come up
Mrs Charlotte Parry
poor Brett, good thing he didnt come back as a cow
Indeed Mrs. Charlotte Parry
i hope brett’s wife made him eat his shit!
as for the quiz, PFFFFT!
ROFLMAO!!! Too funny on both accounts
Aww, thanks for the sweet anniversary shout-out
We just got home from our over-night trip, and I’m getting ready to leave again on business in the morning!
“Mrs. Diana Elliott” (I’ve been called worse…)
Well Mrs. Diana Elliott and I hope you had a great time and have fun on your business trip.
Happy Anniversary 
Your Name is Mrs. Esther Barlow
I hope I don’t end up like Brett!
Me too Mrs. Esther Barlow
admiral jennings, i didn’t expect that chicken story ending. too funny! LMAO!
i’m miss bridget fraser… how does that sound to you?
That it was
LOL I love the name Miss Bridget Fraser 
I’m Mrs. Amelia Harville. I suspect something alphabetical.
Awww could be