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Are You Easily Disgusted? and CIA Job Opening

written by Thom - May 25th, 2010 at 5:03 pm

This is pretty much a disgusting quiz. You can see how the results are going to go but oh well If no one takes it believe me I wont be saddened LOL. Here’s mine for what it’s worth.



You Are Disgusted Sometimes




You have a fairly thick skin. Something has to be truly revolting before it grosses you out. You probably weren’t always this way, but you’ve learned how to toughen up. Good for you! It’s fine to be disgusted by totally disgusting stuff. And you know better than to gross anyone out yourself. Given enough time, you can get used to the most nauseating of situations. You can develop an iron stomach.

The following was sent in from Susan at Stony River Farm. Mahalo Susan. Much appreciated :)

CIA JOB OPENING

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists — 2 men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her.” The man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.”

The agent nodded and said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.”

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.”

The agent nodded and said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given similar instructions — to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots rang out, one after another.

Then they heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. The agent was just about to go in and see what was happening when the door opened and the woman stepped out, sweating profusely.

“This gun is loaded with blanks,” she said. “I had to beat him to death with the chair.”

Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou

20 Responses to “Are You Easily Disgusted? and CIA Job Opening”

  1. I think whoever wrote that quiz needs to look up the word “disgusting”.


    You Are Not Easily Disgusted


    Wow, nothing ever grosses you out. Have you considered becoming a doctor?
    You find humans fascinating, and you’re way too curious to let yourself feel revolted by anything.

    You tend to gravitate toward the more eccentric side of life, even if you’re fairly straight laced yourself.
    It’s likely that you occasionally gross other people out with your stories. You forget how queasy the general population is!

    Love that CIA joke — err, it was a joke, wasn’t it?

    • I think you are right. Hmmm I thought you would be more disgusted than that. :) I’m impressed. And yes I do hope they are jokes LOL Sometime you just never know :)

  2. I’m not easily disgusted???? Boy, I’m finding out all kinds of things about me that I never knew????? Yes, I love the CIA joke, too, and I have the same question as Quilly — it was a joke, wasn’t it? Have a great day!

    mwahhh!

  3. That picture is disgusting.

  4. I am like Quilly, not easily disgusted. And agree the Doofus who made this quiz needs to look up the meaning.

    On the other hand, the Joke was Hilarious, I am still chuckling. :)

  5. I’m like Quilly, not easily disgusted. I do try to not squick people out, though.

    So, was the CIA assassin hired? ;)

  6. Like Quilly, I am not easily disgusted, and I agree that whoever made up the quiz should really check out the meaning of the word.
    Loved the joke!

  7. i’m so not taking this quiz – that picture is too disgusting!

    and that female candidate is something else” ;)

  8. That joke was from JumboJoke.com as I recall — HIGHLY recommended, they post a joke a day.

    Yes, I hope the lady got the job. Then she’d have two reasons to celebrate.
    :-P

  9. I scored the same as you on the quiz.

    I love that joke!!

  10. We are alike in our disgustedness levels, Thom… at least, according to the quiz we are! I’m not sure if that is a good thing or not; after all, I do live with 5 guys!k


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