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Are You a Thumbs Up or a Thumbs Down? and Drinking With An Arizona Girl

written by Thom - June 30th, 2010 at 3:05 pm

Boy I was sweating this one out until I got the results LOL



You Are a Thumbs Up




You have an upbeat and positive attitude. You really see the beauty in life. You’ll say yes to any opportunity that seems even slightly interesting. You are in love with the world, and you really savor an adventure. You inspire others to be more fun loving. Your happiness is unstoppable.

DRINKING WITH AN ARIZONA GIRL

A Mexican, an Arab, and an Arizona girl are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, ‘In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink with the same one twice.’

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he’s a muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, ‘In the
Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don’t need to drink with the same one twice either.’

The Arizona girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, ‘In Arizona, we have so many illegal aliens that we don’t have to drink with the same ones twice.’

God Bless America

Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou

30 Responses to “Are You a Thumbs Up or a Thumbs Down? and Drinking With An Arizona Girl”

  1. I’m thumbs up, guess that’s good — at least most of the time!! Funny one — bet that’s what the Indians did or tried to when of all us started landing way back when! Hope your week is going well!

    Sylvia

  2. i’m also a “thumbs up” person… i guess we just know how to enjoy life the way it should be lived. life is short so why waste a moment being grumpy and angry.

    way to go for that arizona girl! i like her attitude. LOL! thanks for my morning chuckle!

  3. Oh my gawd, this is truly…one of the best I’ve read on this subject. Gotta love it. Yesterday, talking with our son, there musta been a video online somewhere where some gal from Texas [and she wasn't blond!] didn’t even KNOW that Arizona had borders with Old Mexico and couldn’t understand that the state needed the immigration law in the first place. It was surreal.

    Thanks for stopping by while I wasn’t on the computer a while. I shared a photo of me on the stormy beach from yesterday. :o )

  4. I’m pretty sure I’m thumbs down, unless I’m drinking with an Arizona girl, in which case I’m head down.

  5. I am also a thumbs up. Guess I;m part of the majority.
    Funny joke Thom, I’m still drinking my morning coffee and a joke made it even sweeter.
    Happy 4th my friend.

  6. LOL oh L! I’m stealing this joke to send to my friends :0)

  7. I’m thumbs up and give the thumbs up to the Arizona gal! LOL

  8. LOL!!!!!!

    Oh, man. I know I shouldn’t be laughing at that. giggle.

    I’m a thumbs up too.

  9. I have a sideways thumb. I think everything sucks but I like it that way.

  10. well,
    could be one and another when time changes…

    wish to be thumbs up all the way…
    Cool post!

  11. erm… if this was ancient rome the authors of this so called quiz would be lion fodder… pffft!

    and a locally flavoured version of that joke (too close to some people’s ‘truth’ to be funny) circled arond here as well…

  12. Hard to believe, but I am Thumbs Up. Now I have to figure out why, LOL!

  13. I feel like I should have seen where that joke was going LOL

  14. Thumbs up — but not to the Arizona Girl. Now who’s going to clean up all that glass?

  15. I am a:
    You Are a Thumbs Up
    You have an upbeat and positive attitude. You really see the beauty in life.
    You’ll say yes to any opportunity that seems even slightly interesting.
    Ah No! there needs to be a middle thumb cuz I am not a downer nor ignorant to the world!
    The joke was too funny Thom I have friends in Az that would love it!
    xoxoxoxox

    You inspire others to be more fun loving. Your happiness is unstoppable.


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