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How Does Your Cookie Crumble?, a Birthday and Tide

written by Thom - August 5th, 2010 at 3:05 pm

Well it’s Friday and a very special Friday for me as you will see. I hope you all have a good weekend. This is pretty much me I must admit.



You Are Charming




You are quite stylish and unique. You have a flair for living well. You have a bit of attitude, but you’re definitely not stuck up. You know how to let loose and have fun. You are well liked and a total people person. You are almost always at ease in a crowd. You are a huge lover of life and all it has to offer. You’re proud of who you are, but you never brag.

HAU’OLI LA HANAU

happy b-day

My mom celebrates her birthday today. WOOT. I keep asking myself if they made calendars back when she was born LOL. Just kidding Ma. I hope you have a wonderful day. It’s hard to write what you mean to me so all I’m going to say is Mahalo for all you have done and been to me throughout my life. Everyone son and/or daughter should be as fortunate as I have been to have a Mother like you. I love you dearly. Happy Birthday. xoxoxox :)


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TIDE

Dear Tide:

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I am writing to say
What an excellent product
You have.
I’ve used it all of my married life,
As my Mom always told me
It was the best.
Now that I am in my fifties
I find it even better!
In fact, about a month ago,
I spilled some red wine
On my new white blouse.
My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was,
And generally started becoming
A pain in the neck.
One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with
His blood
On my new white blouse!
I grabbed my bottle
Of Tide with bleach alternative,
To my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!
In fact, the stains came out
So well the detectives
Who came by yesterday
Told me that the DNA tests
On my blouse were negative
And then my attorney called
And said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief!
Going through menopause
Is bad enough
Without being a murder suspect!
I thank you, once again,
For having a great product.

Well, gotta go,
Have to write to
The Hefty bag people.

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Hey, it’s only my opinion.

A Hui Hou

50 Responses to “How Does Your Cookie Crumble?, a Birthday and Tide”

  1. Ah, but of course, I’m charming, too! A birthday card will be delivered to Julie tomorrow and I hope she has a terrific birthday! You’re very fortunate to have her for your Mom! And, of course, you’re the best son ever! Have a great weekend!

    Sylvia

    • Indeed my friend. Well you and my mom are so close together in your birthday’s it’s hard to forget either one of them. Thanks my friend. Have a great Friday :)

  2. I hope your Mom had a wonderful birthday! You ARE lucky Thom, and you’re both lucky to still have each other around. Here’s to many more birthdays for you both!!

    Meanwhile, I’m switching to Tide.
    Srsly.

  3. Vey nice and describes Mom to a “T”. We are lucky, and she’s lucky to have such a great son.

  4. Happy Birthday to your loving mom,
    what a sweet post…

  5. LoL on the Tide endorsement! A very happy birthday to your mom!!!

  6. Happy birthday to your mom!! Such a nice boy she raised; she should be proud.

    Tide is awesome, isn’t it? I’ve used it successfully for years… ;)

  7. Bwahahahaha! @ the Tide letter. Might have to spread the love with that one. :D

    The quiz said that I’m charming too, but I don’t exactly think that the write up is accurate for me. The “Intense” cookie write up looks more like me, but I still like the “charming” cookie better (even if it’s ever so slightly), so I’m sticking with it … this time. :P

    And Happy Birthday Mom! I love how close the two of you are. We should all be so lucky. :D

    • Oh Larisa, feel free to spread the love :) You and these quizzes I tell ya. You are so right it’s a good thing they have a back button on the keyboard for you LOL Too funny. :) it took me some years to realize she was my best friend. :) Thanks for the birthday comment :)

  8. I am NOT charming I am :
    SOLID
    You are laid back and easygoing. You don’t like to make too big of a fuss.
    Like everyone else, you have your tastes and preferences… you’re just more flexible than most people.

    You are good at compromising, and you get along with all sorts of folks. You are a natural diplomat.
    You try to make things as easy on others as possible. You know that life can be a drag, so why make it worse for someone else?

    Happy Birthday to your mom ! A very nice picture of her !

  9. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, how awesome is this Thom? I’m so happy to have you share your mom with us all! She is one super beautiful lady. And to be part of her special day makes me happy to be one to wish her a happy, happy birthday!!!!

    As for my way of crumbling cookies, I get:

    You Are Intense

    You are a bit quieter than most people, but you have a lot of thoughts and emotions brewing.
    You are moody and dramatic, but you tend to keep that on the inside.

    You have the makings of an artist – especially a novelist. You’ve got a lot to get out of that head of yours.
    It’s hard for you to take anything lightly. You feel more strongly than most people.

    How Does Your Cookie Crumble?
    Blogthings: We Have a Quiz for Almost Everything

  10. Happy birthday to your mom. She’s so lovely!

    I am charming too; not sure though if the rest of the analysis is true to me but it’s my type of cookie.

    What persuasion is put into Tide! :D

  11. I missed this yesterday. ;(
    Please give your Mom a belated Happy Birthday wish for me.
    We thank her for giving us you! :)

    Loved the Tide story.

  12. I am also solid. Happy Birthday to your Mum, Wishing your a Mum a Wonderful day.

    Tide, Hmmmm.

  13. Happy Birthday to your Mom!

  14. Thank you so much for being so sweet thom! what a goofy picture though… all your friends are so nice to make all the comments they have… sylvia sent me a birthday card and i tried to answer her back to say thank you and for some reason i couldnt get it to go.. SO SYLVIA, THANK YOU FOR THE BEAUTIFUL CARD.. so thoughtful of you. hope you are well and enjoying that beautiful city you live in… thom, the flowers you sent me are beautiful. pink gladiolas and they couldnt be fresher…thank you for being such a wonderful son, like your brother Tim and your sister Laurie… i love you all so much.. xoxoxoxoxoxo MA

  15. try as i might, i can’t pick any other cooky than you did. ;)

    and another birthday wish for your wonderful mom!

  16. YAAAAAAAAAY! I am FUN!!!

    You Are Fun

    Even though a lot of people see life as black and white, you’re more flexible.
    You try not to take sides, and you like to see every part of an issue.

    You get along with almost everyone, and you are a very positive person in general.
    Life is so exciting and magical. You choose to be uplifting. You have spirit!

    I knew that!

    ROFLMBO! I LOVE that TIDE letter! I may steal it one day!

  17. That Tide endorsement had me ROTFL. I won’t forward it to my wife.

  18. Thom your family is lucky to have each other and to you Mom a most wonderful and loving Birthday. I know she means the world to you!

  19. Thom, you are lucky because you have the best-est mom. And Julie is lucky because she has the best-est son. I like it when things work out fair like that.

    I like this quiz, too. I think it is right.


    You Are Solid


    You are laid back and easygoing. You don’t like to make too big of a fuss.
    Like everyone else, you have your tastes and preferences… you’re just more flexible than most people.

    You are good at compromising, and you get along with all sorts of folks. You are a natural diplomat.
    You try to make things as easy on others as possible. You know that life can be a drag, so why make it worse for someone else?

  20. Happy belated Birthday to Thom’s mommy!! May the coming year bring you good health, joy and happiness!!

    I am “solid” as well.

    I can’t do tide, it makes me itch, so I’ll need a different plan if I ever need to get rid of Curt.

  21. Did your Mom give you the advice to use Tide? She is a good mom.

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  23. I got “Solid” as well.

    Belated Happy Birthday to your sweet Mama!

  24. Hey our moms were born a day apart. I think your mom might be a few years older than mine. Mine was only about 13 or 14 yrs old when you were born. :) I would like to wish your mother a belated Happy Birthday!!! She looks so nice. :)

  25. That quiz fits you perfectly!

    Happy belated birthday to your mom :)

    I love the Tide joke…good to know hehehe


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